In a fight...

[Jack]

...who would win? lol

[General Baxter]

Marshmallow Man

only due to he used to scare the crap out of me, when i was a kid lol

[Stuart]

my money is in the long haired freak.... :D

[Alex.]

Godzilla blatently!

[draper]

for obv reasons id vote burgo BUT after watching him fight that tent at the weekend im not so sure

jolly green giant, the clues in the name - the big pansy

marshmallow man - to soft

godzilla - if hungry as he always is in films would simply eat marshmallowman

godzilla would win (as long as burgos trapped ina tent)

[Matt2107]

Definately Godzilla.

They made him out to be such a wimp in the film back in 1994 or whenever it was. The proper original Godzilla is much much harder than that.

[Jack]

I'm sure I've seen cartoons featuring Godzilla breathing fire - that could be an interesting and possibly very tasty matchup with the marshmallow man lol

[Matt2107]

Yep he did... he could also regenerate I think... so if he was injured he'd just bugger off to the Ibiza for a short break and come back with his wounds healed.

[wisewood]

Jolly Green Giant? As in that bloke in the tarzan pants off the sweetcorn adverts?

F*ck yeah he'd win. Have you seen the size of him? He massive. At least as big as big softie and overgrown lizard.

Humanoids rule - because they've got opposing thumbs.

[Martin]

I Voted Burgo, only because he used to scare the **** out of me as a child lol

[Alex.]

If you've ever seen the film, Godzilla ruined the entire of New York in about an evening I think!
Plus it could breed it's own army, as it doesn't need a Mr/Mrs Godzilla as it's both!lol

[Ash]

got to be marshmallow man, he'll just absorb the punchs or bonce them straight back. Godzilla's only a puppet, JGG is a poof and burgo shouldn't be allowed to fight and be locked in a garage to build nova's all day.

[Driver]

voted marshmellow man for the reasons stated above but only because RJ missed somone

you forgot captain barbosa

[Mike]

Jolly Green Giant? As in that bloke in the tarzan pants off the sweetcorn adverts?

F*ck yeah he'd win. Have you seen the size of him? He massive. At least as big as big softie and overgrown lizard.

Humanoids rule - because they've got opposing thumbs.

I fcuking told you so!! He's an 'ard bastid! Hes like a bare knuckle boxing pikey, but slightly greener, hence harder :thumb:

Whos the other one now, not godzilla the other hard as nails hairy monkey type thing :wtf:

[Jack]

King Schlong?

[Mike]

King Schlong?

King Bong :thumb: thats the other guy! Is he a monkey, or am i tripping again :wtf:

[novabex]

Burgo!

[bump]

Burgo! Well he is kind of hairy.

I say Burgo, as he has The Force! lol

[novabex]

His surname is Skywalker. lol

[Lee]

Burgo every time. Especuially if he was armed with a proton pack!

[Driver]

Burgo every time. Especuially if he was armed with a proton pack!

but we now know hes weakness.......

a slightly modified tent

[mowgli]

Burgo, I always drive past kettering really fast, just in case.....

Why can't they get godzilla to have a go at a sh1thole, like Leicester. nobody would mind.

[Mike]

what about Ray Mears and the late Steve Irwin?

[Matt2107]

Irwin would have kicked his ass.

Ray would be too busy ****ing around trying to build a shelter out of some moss and a twig .... meanwhile Steve would wrestle a deadly snake and pop it down Ray's **** crack.