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BigStan
01-06-07, 09:03 AM
So tuesday night i went to see Pirates which i thought was very good indeed, and started to make my way home from my mates near on midnight which was a 15-20 min drive.
On my way back i had noticed i that a friendly Police car was behind and following so i thought 'right best behaviour so as not to get pulled over'.
It didnt work lol
Was happily driving and stopped at some road work traffic lights when i noticed he parked a bit close behind me obviosly i wasnt going to get out and ask him why so just ignored it, looked ahead and saw another police car coming towards me, then all of a sudden swerved in front of me blue lights on and boxed me in. lol
I sat there and wondered why the hell all the fuss was for, they came to the door asked me to get out so i turned the van off put the key on the seat and stood at the side of the road.
I had been stopped because i was 'driving erratic' and they suspected i had been drink driving, i explained that i hadn't and i just came out of the cinema but he was going to give me a breath test anyway which was arriving in another car.
So thats 3 police cars and 8 officers for just me in my little Astra van ! :thumb:
so whilst i gave them a clean breath sample there was 7 officers walkin round the van checking it out, i gave them my details and everything was fine so they let me go on my way.
Got back in the van, no key in ignition, remembered i left it on the seat but it wasnt there looked everywhere and it was nowhere to be seen !
One of the little rascals had taken it ! lol:thumb:
So now i was stranded, i had to phone the police explain what happened with the operator trying her best not to laugh and then had to wait 10 mins for my key to turn up.
'Sorry one of my colleagues picked it up and forgot to put it back, bet you was sh1tting yourself ?'
'Yeah i swore i put it on the seat, is that how you stop people driving erratic is it, just steal their keys ?'
Both had a little laugh and he agreed then i went on my way, so what should have taken 15-20 mins was turned into an hour, thanks very much ! lol

Thanks for reading, bit drawn out wasnt it ! lol

J4MES
01-06-07, 12:30 PM
lol I wouldnt have been best pleased lol, good to see everyone had a laugh about it...

Jack
01-06-07, 12:34 PM
Bored coppers lol

Jim Mcrae
01-06-07, 12:34 PM
Your lucky! They picked my mate up about 20 miles from home for having 'no insurance' he kept saying he had it, so they drove him home (leaving his car at the side of the road 20 miles away) all the way home the cop was saying, 'you know you will lose your license and your car will be crushed' he was nailing it aswell with my mate and his girlfriend in the car. So anyway they get to my mates house, my mate goes in, produces his incurance documents, not so much as a sorry from the policeman,or we need to check these things, he seemed annoyed that my mate was legal. He refused to drive my mate back out to his car, so he had to make his own way, it was now pitch black maybe 10 o'clock and he had to make his own way back out. He only stopped and had the police talk to him after the car infront span off and went down a 200ft ravine (spelling) leaving it destroyed, it was them that phoned 999 in the first place and my mate that climed down the gorge to help everyone out and make sure they were okay, the people in the car were all okay, but you try to be a hero and the cops still manage to piss you off!!

Sorry for my life story!

draper
01-06-07, 12:35 PM
gotta love effective policing

wisewood
01-06-07, 12:45 PM
For all those who can't be ****d to read the above...


Got stopped by the police the other night.
They stole my keys and left me stranded.
Got them back and was on my way after about an hour.
The End.

Kinky Monza
01-06-07, 03:45 PM
lol saw the cops doing a great job today at McDonalds, they'd pulled a scrap wagon, checked it over with a fine tooth combe and let them go!

Why are the fuzz wasting everyones time doing silly things like that!

wisewood
01-06-07, 03:49 PM
anonymous tip off.

Kinky Monza
01-06-07, 04:17 PM
Probably was lol they looked like pikies too!

BigStan
01-06-07, 05:39 PM
For all those who can't be ****d to read the above...


Got stopped by the police the other night.
They stole my keys and left me stranded.
Got them back and was on my way after about an hour.
The End.

Yeah probably best but i felt like wasting some time ! lol