Today i am mostly ........

[Tilly]

playing with thomas the tank engine trains and building tracks.

[wisewood]

wish i was. figuring out what the previous accountant did to mess up these accounts is not my idea of a good time.

[Tilly]

its good fun but im not very imaginative

[Iain]

I am mostly regretting falling asleep in all lectures this term, and wondering why I don't understand any of the material covered. lol

[Andy]

lol Wtf?! what are you the fat controller!?lol

[Kinky Monza]

Welcome back Tilly!

Building blocks are the best lol

[Dar]

Sounds fun! I am about to clamber under a car to wirebrush and then underseal it. Would much rather be playing with Thomas the Tank stuff.

[wisewood]

lol Tilly is not the fat controller.

[Tilly]

thanks andy. cheeky **** im no fat controller

[Andy]

Only joking mate no offence intended:D

[BigStan]

Playing with kids toys is cool, some of the stuff they have these days is unreal !!

[Mike]

today i as mostly been in the womens loo's




















Painting them lol

[Jack]

Why did the women want painting? :wtf:

[wisewood]

splash back?

[goldengraham]

lmfao, today i been at college playing with LCS, been so ****

[BigStan]

. . . . . . . . . painting the outside of a house ! :thumb:

[Andy]

Playing with kids toys is cool, some of the stuff they have these days is unreal !!

i know im soon to be a dad and cant wait to get the toys!!lol
They are a tad more expensive though than when we was nippers!!lol

[Mike]

Why did the women want painting? :wtf:

Magnolia is the new San Tropez :thumb:

[Martin]

I'l been throwing logs of bacon around and into the presser and slicer ;)


If you get asda 6/8 rashers with a little "I" on the lable next to the SBD(sell by date) be carfull lol lol lol only joking.. just at somepoint i will of touched it..

[Tilly]

They are also loving cars which is a great thing and they love to sit in my GTO and pretend there driving it. Start them early i say

[draper]

today i am mostly........................ well ive only just got up :D

[J4MES]

today i am mostly.............................revising for my exam tomorrow....

[Jack]

Today I am mostly....... opening and closing random emails and spreadsheets in an effort to look busy

[tom_beverley]

Today I am mostly....... feeling very relieved and a lot better than yesterday now I've got the parts needed to finish my engine in time for PVS :p

[wisewood]

... trying to prepare some accounts, but still cant figure out what the previous accountant has done to make such a massive mess of it all.

?40,000 variance from what the current account should be, to what it is actually showing at the moment. HOW can you lose ?40,000 when its only a turnover of half a million in the first place. Retards. Even the opening balance is wrong by several hundred quid.

[draper]

^^ sounds like my account atm lol

[wisewood]

lol the account is fine - healthy balance etc, but somewhere in the paperwork and computeryness the previous accountant has ballsed it up

[novabex]

Today I was mostly playing with bunnys.

[Kickingriffin]

Today i was mostly playing with mushrooms.....

[Stuart]

today i have mostly been doing an ecu software release for the china variant of the transit for production... and surfing the net + trying to get an acess DB to work so that i can put in my fcuking hours but since IT moved a server its nearly impossible

[Dar]

Today I am mostly....... Reading about BioDiesel and playing on the internet. Whilst trying not to move too much since I did some exercise yeaterday and now I ache.

[Lee]

Today I am mostly....... Reading about BioDiesel and playing on the internet. Whilst trying not to move too much since I did some exercise yeaterday and now I ache.

From this day forth, thou shalt be called 'Pilsbury' lol

[Dar]

Awww im sooo cute
http://trogdor.blogs.com/codemonkey/images/dancing_dougbboy_1.jpg

[dannyb]

I've been looking at a Merc with my dad for ?500:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/dannyblo/Merccroppb.jpg

2.0 4 spd Manual (pulls away in 3rd lol), New MOT, 80k, 4 previous owners, clean interior (tan) Apparently its clean underneath, but has some bubbling at the bottoms of the doors and a few little bubbles of rust here and there. I got an insurance quote for ?84 a year (23 3yr NCB) so I'm thinking this could be a good thing, not fast, just comfy and retro as fook.

[craig green]

That Merc is pimp!


Today I have mostly been twiddling my thumbs & driving around the Somerset countryside..... (our database is down) Hurrah!

[Novadex]

today i am mostly.......... fitting shower and tiling bathroom for an old dude who collects spoons!

[wisewood]

nice. nick one of them to stir your tea lol or spread grout.

[Novadex]

I would but i cant decide wether i want a queen of England or price of Wales one?? lol there all there, even Jamaica have there own spoon lol

[Martin]

pic of a big spliff on it?

[craig green]

Jack up some smack off it. He'll keel over & die!

[Novadex]

lmao but so might i!?!

[Tilly]

bless u andy sounds tricky but id sack you as you cant find the problem

[wisewood]

lollol Thanks nat, I'm still not fully qualified though.

I think they have thrown this one at me to see how far i can float before I sink... or how far i sink before i learn to swim. With every day stuff that hasn't been totally messed up I can fly through it - piece of cake - but establishing just what the hell is going on with work done by another accountant who CLEARLY doesn't follow, or indeed know, international accounting principles.

[Lanky]

Today i have.... lost my car keys and now im in the dog house because i dident pick the girlfriend up from the airport! lol

Lanky!

[draper]

Today i have.... lost my car keys and now im in the dog house because i dident pick the girlfriend up from the airport! lol

Lanky!

your kidding, how did that happen ?? have you checked in the last place you saw them ?

[J4MES]

[quote=Lanky]Today i have.... lost my car keys[quote=Lanky]

They're where you left them!!! Sorry couldnt resist!!!:tard:

[Tilly]

i am mostly switching the frigging trains on and off and rebuilding track as the twins keep taking it apart

[wisewood]

Today i am mostly feeling a bit under the weather and sorry for myself.

[Martin]

^^ Why?

[Novadex]

made the biggest mistake, asked about the spoons...

it took him about 2 hours to explain that he collected them from when he was in the army.

"well sonny, it was 1939, it was the amalgamation of two conflicts...."

[wisewood]

tired, aches & pains, sore throat, headaches ... generally run down and sorry for myself.

Exam coming up - stress at work - "stuff" at home on my mind.

[Martin]

Cheer up dude.. not like u just had the rear of your car violated by a lass ina corsa

[Lanky]

I left them in the key bowl i keep on the side in the kitchen.! i dnt remember taking them out of there! still not found them now and i lot them last night! Lmao! looks like im going to have to go to the dealership and have a new key cut and new chip in the fob thing! oh well! more bloody money!

Lanky!

[wisewood]

Cheer up dude.. not like u just had the rear of your car violated by a lass ina corsa

I am not very good at being ill. I dont generally moan and make more of it than i need to like a typical man - but i dont get ill often, so it always catches me off guard a bit when i do. Worse today than yesterday - but still in work.

[Martin]

^^Get well soon good, i hate been ill, oh and not to rub it in but i'm of work now for a week lol


Mite be able tog et some work done on the nova.. fingers crosed them damn kids are at skool

[wisewood]

I think half term was this week wasn't it - i know it was for me at college in the evenings.

[Martin]

ahh great stuff.. they anoy the fcuk outa me, "mister wat ya duin" "can i have a go in ya car?" "can i sit in it" "can i help" F**K OFF!!!!

[wisewood]

had a kid asking me if he could help me cut the grass once - told him to go and ask his dad if he was allowed to help a stranger use power tools in his garden at the other side of the estate.

He came back half an hour later and said "sorry my dad said no, see you later mister".

[novabex]

Today I am mostly...

Getting my stuff ready for PV.

Working till 8.

Getting picked up at 10 and my weekend begins!

[Martin]

^^ My Weekend began last nite.. ;)


seeyou at the weekend bex you Wino..lmfao

[Martin]

GAY double post

[novabex]

Moi? A wino... never. Ha.

[hendrix]

tossing it off at work even though I've got a ?20m project to sort out by 11. :roll:

[Martin]

Moi? A wino... never. Ha.

lmao.. 2 boxes of wine.. Hmmmm...

[Jack]

tossing it off at work
Has nobody complained? :wtf:

[hendrix]

lol. I mean doing nothing, maybe its just a northern saying....

[novabex]

lmao.. 2 boxes of wine.. Hmmmm...

Its all in good fun. lol

[novabex]

lol. I mean doing nothing, maybe its just a northern saying....

Ive never heard it.

Means ****ing to me. lol

[Martin]

Yeah, show me the fun ;) ;)



Andy all you ever do is toss of, so chelle tells me..



Bex i'l show ya ;)

[novabex]

I'm going to be such a drunken mess I cant wait.

[Martin]

Ditto..

anyone fancy a running race up the strip?

[novabex]

Did that at USC at 2am a couple of years back.

Security men werent impressed.

[hendrix]

Andy all you ever do is toss of, so chelle tells me..

Cheeky c**t!! lol

[Martin]

Lmao.. theyd liek it better if you ad ya tits out... not so if i had mine out lmao

[draper]

today i am mostly..................suffering, had a hard nightshift last night

then im off to get some parts ready for PV, get some beer and other 'essentials' for the weekend then party like its 1999

[novabex]

I was 12 in 1999. lol

[Jack]

I was 12 in 1999. lol
Thanks for making me feel old :wtf:

[hendrix]

And they are quite considerable arent they martine lol

[draper]

Thanks for making me feel old :wtf:

we felt old yesterday, bought a playstation 1 and 2 games for ?12 then bought time crisis and a gun for $6.99 and had some 'retro' gaming - havent enjoyed playing a console as much as yesterday for years

[hendrix]

what 'essentials' draper?? lol

[novabex]

No worries jack!

[novabex]

Hes getting a certain something for me..... W00t!

[Martin]

And they are quite considerable arent they martine lol

yup..




Bex i was 11 lol....




Anyway Rain or Shine.. i will be in some Bright! red Flowery shorts!!! and a Black(yes am good with colour matchin) longsleeve top with Justopelvauxhall.comon the back and a griffin badge with Novalicious under my left tit..

[hendrix]

i can probably guess lol :wink:

[draper]

what 'essentials' draper?? lol

camping equipment :p

[novabex]

I dont know what I'm wearing but I'm taking jeans, shorts, a skirt and my pjs. Haha.

[novabex]

camping equipment :p

Tent pegs! lol

[Martin]

pjs. Haha.


i sleep naked:thumb:

[hendrix]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

[novabex]

I usually do but I'm sharing a tent with my mate paul.... And hes not that kind of friend!

[Martin]

ive got room for ya bex bring ya wine to..

[draper]

so do i but im sharing with 'last of the nova sr's' lol

and he's not that kind of friend either, maybe

[hendrix]

lol martin u flirt

[Martin]

;)

[novabex]

draper and LOTNSR's sitting in a tree....

K.I.S.S.I.N.G

lol

[draper]

draper and LOTNSR's sitting in a tree....


thats a mouthful ;)

[Martin]

thats a mouthful ;)

not for you ay draps?lol

[draper]

not for you ay draps?lol

cheeky mofo - im gonna tie-wrap you sleeping bag up when your asleep lol

[Martin]

Aslong as bex is in it aswel.. i aint fussed

[draper]

Aslong as bex is in it aswel.. i aint fussed

schmurv move

[Martin]

Smooths my middle name ;)

[Martin]

CHEEEEEEEESY!!!^^ Lmao

[novabex]

Its nice to be wanted. lol

[Martin]

Its nice to be wanted. lol


yes it feels good to be single again, as if i was still with the missus id of had my balls of..

[hendrix]

smooth as a brick eh martin lol. Yea martins missus, Mrs Palm, has gone away lol

[Martin]

smooth as a brick eh martin lol. Yea martins missus, Mrs Palm, has gone away lol

andy its your fault shes gone.. btw no miss pam, Mr hopkins lol

if you dint tell me she suposedly had an sti, then i wouldnt of asked hers because a mate told me, now she says i belive my mates over her.. and yeah.. lmao..u ow me a bird

[hendrix]

mate, i was just saving u from itchy c0ck syndrome lol. only telling you what i had heard!! just think if she had and u had got something!

[Martin]

^^ true lmao..



today ive been trying to count the fish in my pond...


in feb there was 3, now there 8/9 of the lil ****ers

[Tilly]

So how you feeling today andy??

[Tilly]

Today i am mostly playing hangman on the national lottery website. It's addictive could i becoming a gambler?? i started with ?10 went up to 29 and lost the friggin lot ****e

[scott.parker]

Dar Mate bio disel is the best thing anyone invented, it burns so so so slow to norm disel it untrue!...

and as fo me i have been working far far too much over the last few weeks so nows time to chill (lol work on the nova) and have some time off work..

Scott

[Jack]

Bio diesel is going to kill us all in a roundabout and indirect way though lol

[Ash]

i heard it causes cancer :tard:

[novabex]

Everything causes cancer now a days...

[Martin]

^ even been a scouse ive herd lol

[novabex]

I am not ****ing scouse! Haha!!! lol

[Martin]

I am not ****ing scouse! Haha!!! lol


;)

[novabex]

Who started that off? Was it draper?

[Martin]

Who started that off? Was it draper?

unsure, you just said to me satday some thing along these lines



"Novalicious, there all calling me a scouse!" Lmao


every time you seen me you called me Novalicious lmao

[novabex]

Dont worry I was calling Mike, Last of the nova sr's every time I spoke to him even though I know hes called Mike. lol

[draper]

Who started that off? Was it draper?

lol

[novabex]

Take that as a yes... You ****!! lol

[Martin]

^ yea i noticed that lol

what am i in ya fone? novalicious?

[draper]

what am i in ya fone? novalicious?

no, barred lol

[Martin]

lmao

[novabex]

Martin Novalicious... lol

Draper is... wait for it... just Draper. lol

[Martin]

lol, wel i alredy have a bex in my fone so your down as novabex, mite change it to becca tho, looks abit gay...

[wisewood]

all people on here i have numbers for are prefixed with NL so they're grouped together in the contacts list.

same with work - prefixed with the initially of the company i work for.

Today i am mostly... waiting to hear if i have the job i've had a second interview for this morning :wisewood:

[draper]

Draper is... wait for it... just Draper. lol

do you know how many boss'/barmaids/police officers have said that

[Martin]

Good look Wisey

[Martin]

do you know how many boss'/barmaids/police officers have said that

5?

[draper]

Good look Wisey

what he said, but spelt correctly :p

[novabex]

all people on here i have numbers for are prefixed with NL so they're grouped together in the contacts list.

Thats quite a good idea. :thumb:

[wisewood]

Good look Wisey

cheers. Only 2 of us were called back for a second interview. The first one was with the accounts manager and someone from HR - the second one this morning was with the Finance Director - seemed to go very well, i think :confused:

Just have to hope the woman he saw later this morning is ugly, and nowhere near as overqualified for the role as i am lol

Its ridiculous that i can earn 3k more doing a job that i am over qualified for really, dont you think.

[Martin]

most of mine


say,

Name, NL

or

Name, JOV

[wisewood]

NL Alex
NL Cara
NL Chris
NL CP
NL Dan
NL Fester

... etc etc. Nice and tidy :D

[Kinky Monza]

Good luck Andy!

Today i am mostly eating goobs til it's time to get my nails done lol

[draper]

mine are the other way

name - NL

i did save them all as just the names but then going through my phone id be like "who the bloody hell is that" lol

[Martin]

i like mine to have there name 1st so its easier to get to them

ie novabex i just tap N on the key pad and it goes to N, or i could got NO straigh to Nova

[novabex]

I have people in my phone that I dont even know who they are. Oops.

[wisewood]

my brain works the other way - i remember people according to where i know them from.

The wife, Mel, is saved under mel... then there is Mel's mum, Mel's dad, Mel's parents (landline number) and Mel's Robert (the brother-in-law) lol

[draper]

I have people in my phone that I dont even know who they are. Oops.

me to, i go through my phone on a sunday after a heavy weekend and theres people i dont know lol

[novabex]

Ditto!!

Oh and today I am mostly deciding I want my blonde hair back.

[Ash]

NL Alex
NL Cara
NL Chris
NL CP
NL Dan
NL Fester

... etc etc. Nice and tidy :D
don't you have to change that to:

PNG Alex
PNG Cara
PNG Chris
PNG CP
PNG Dan
PNG Fester


I used to name people with there cars lol
eg.

Paul Vento
Rick Fiesta
Ben Mirca

[Jack]

I just shove everybody into groups. If I have someone on my phone I don't remember, I check the group and it usually reminds me. Or attach the email address or a note to the contact.

[draper]

or just ring them and ask who they are lol

[Jack]

Thats a point. Still haven't figured out who rang me at PVS lol

[wisewood]

lol i know these people from novaload, not from PNG. so its staying as it is.

[vallanc3]

i have random names in my phone book from pv such as teddy..altho i dont even know a teddy:S

[burgo]

today i am mostly doing feck all cos im poorly :(

[Kickingriffin]

Today i am eagerly waitin my new job inwriting so i can hand in my months notice........aaahhhhh

[wisewood]

I'm only contracted to a weeks notice due to being here under 2 years, but I've told the new place that I would like to work two weeks notice, just so that I'm not being an utter bast'rd.

[Kickingriffin]

You lucky thing!! Im hoping they will give me garden leave!!

[wisewood]

I cant believe that a place as small as this (until recently 9 full time staff) only ties in their staff to a one week notice period within the first 2 years.

Two full-timers left after 12 months a couple of weeks ago - and if i get this job, i'll be off in a fortnight. w00t.

[Kickingriffin]

Yeah that is a bit mad....Id have expected a month when youre not at a massive company

[Jack]

You lucky thing!! Im hoping they will give me garden leave!!
lmfao, garden leave is ace. Incidentally, if anyone is wanting to know where the MOD spends its money, a little FOI letter asking how many C1 grade staff they have on garden leave in the South West might offer a nice insight ;)

[Mike]

All this speak of jobs! Ive just had my application details arrive for the West Midlands Fire Service :D

But i think you acutally have to be a smart bastid to get :(

[Ash]

having never had a proper job, what is garden leave? surely they don't let you off work to plant your blubs. lol

[wisewood]

“Garden leave” is the term given to a situation whereby an employee is required to serve out a period of notice at home (or “in the garden”). During this period the employee continues to receive all salary and benefits but is prohibited from commencing employment with new employers until the gardening leave period has expired. It is a practice which employers often adopt with employees who have a certain status whereby they have access to confidential information or customers and where they are leaving to join a competitor. During the gardening leave period the employee’s access to such information or customers is either restricted or denied.

[draper]

and since most folk, when in the notice period do bugger all anyway they may aswell be at home lol

[Ash]

cheers woody, i learnt something today. now i can go back to bed.

[wisewood]

cheers. Only 2 of us were called back for a second interview. The first one was with the accounts manager and someone from HR - the second one this morning was with the Finance Director - seemed to go very well, i think :confused:

Just have to hope the woman he saw later this morning is ugly, and nowhere near as overqualified for the role as i am lol

Its ridiculous that i can earn 3k more doing a job that i am over qualified for really, dont you think.


Got the job :D Start on the 25th. w00t

[Martin]

whooooop whoooooooooooooooooop- well done wodddy...


ipassedmy drivin test today

[Stuart]

tonight I shall mostly be looking for a new job as im properly bored where I am but no where pays as much as here lol

[bump]

tonight I shall mostly be looking for a new job as im properly bored where I am but no where pays as much as here lol
Money isn't everything in a job, personally I prefer a challenge.

Nice one Mr Wood.

[wisewood]

stu, have my current job. Pays waaaaaay more than you get lollol

new job is more money and a new challenge. awesome.

[Stuart]

Money isn't everything in a job, personally I prefer a challenge.

Nice one Mr Wood.

indeed, but the lifestyle im happy with needs X ammount...
i was really enjoying this here nice and challenegine, silly hours (although that was only repaid as tiem off in leiu), now its dull crap with no end in sight lol.

might look at something at the local airport, see if they have an engineering services etc as im well and truely hacked off with the automotive industry (no not selling cars or mechanicing, thats the "trade" lol)

[jamesc]

lol

[wisewood]

stu just start building mad things into your coding so the vans etc behave in totally inappropriate ways.

also - you have everything you need now, including an xbox and a wii - so just take early retirement lol

[Stuart]

w00dy, we already do that lmao.


I'd love to retire now! just hope the poor tax comes up trumps :)

[wisewood]

poor tax?

[Stuart]

lottery

[wisewood]

lmfao. gotcha.

how to get the poorest people in britain to fun the olympic games without them ever realising it.

[Stuart]

and the rest.

[draper]

today i have mostly been sat round a table being told of the royal mails history and flirting with fit birds at my new job

congrats wisey

[Jack]

Well done mr wood

Today I have been polishing the fcuk out of the celica's bonnet in an attempt to cover up some bad paint fade. btw Meguairs stuff is infinitely better than AutoGlym - the latter of which made the fading worse rather than better, and I had to repair it with Megs lol

Haven't really done much more than that today :D

[Mike]

Well, today I are mostly been fabricating a custom stainless steel cover :D

Found an offcut of stainless in our dads garage, and becuase im smart, i put 2 & 2 together & got 4 :D go me lol

[Jack]

Today I have been mostly re-arranging my room. And now alex has stolen my bed :(

[Mike]

I are been mostly, painting bathrooms and again playing with stainless steel :D

[wisewood]

Today I have been mostly re-arranging my room. And now alex has stolen my bed :(

how has she stolen your bed?