Hello

[Marie]

hi i'm marie, my friend told me to join up. i own a 1.2 nova. i dont know much about cars, but i love mine. I also heard that a certain some one i like comes on here. I had a look round before and this forum seems pretty cool. :thumb:

[wisewood]

who is the person you like? it better not be me. I'm popular enough as it is!

welcome.

[draper]

welcome, i bet it L14MNP as hes from up that way and attracts stalkers lol

[Dave.]

who is the person you like? it better not be me. I'm popular enough as it is!

welcome.
nor mee... too young lol
welcome

[Marie]

that name rings a bell. its not him though.

[Iain]

If it's Flashbang you came to see, unfortunately he's not with us anymore.

[wisewood]

welcome, i bet it L14MNP as hes from up that way and attracts stalkers lol

It's the 21st century man! You don't have to be local to know you like someone :roll:

[draper]

thats just stalkerish then lol

[Marie]

hehe. he is local to me as ive met him before. he just doesnt know it.

anyway thank you for the welcomes.

[Lee]

He doesnt know he's met you?

Bless him, I do hope he's not a dribbler!

[wisewood]

lol @ doesnt know he's met you.
You must be HOT if he didnt even notice you... uber vixen extraordinaire.

i bet you work in a shop and saw him wearing his novaload fleece didnt you.

[wisewood]

i bet you work in a shop and saw him wearing his novaload fleece didnt you.
and no, i have never used methods like this to pull myself lol

[Marie]

He doesnt know he's met you?

Bless him, I do hope he's not a dribbler!

i was with my friend when i met him. but i stayed in my friends car. just said hi to him thats all.

[Lee]

and no, i have never used methods like this to pull myself lol

You need to pull yourself?

Im easy, i dont need to seduce myself at all lol

[novabex]

Welcome love.

Ignore these *******s.

Enjoy your stay. ;)

[draper]

people say im sad when i wear my novaload fleece, then he walked to the bus and went home to his mum

[wisewood]

You need to pull yourself?
Im easy, i dont need to seduce myself at all lol

I'm too fussy for my own good. I wont even tug myself off without a 3 course meal and a bottle of champaigne.

[Lee]

Thats classy lol

[wisewood]

i might put it on my cv lol

[draper]

i might put it on my cv lol

what.... wont w@nk unless fed and drunk ??

[wisewood]

well obviously i would word it better than that! you make it sound so crude.

[draper]

ok ok

will not self-fornicate unless i have been well fed with wholesome food (oats oprtional) and watered with some 2001 shiraz

[L14MNP]

Hello neighbour :)

Doubt you know my user / reg lol You may be thinking of my clon3 L14M HP - Only lives in Fatefeild too!

gheeeey

[wisewood]

shiraz. pfffft. have you no taste. Pinot Grigiot at least lol

[draper]

meh, if it aint stella i aint bovvered innit blud

[novabex]

Chateauneuf du pape is the nicest red.

[SRlew]

meh, if it aint stella i aint bovvered innit blud

word! lol
was a good read lol

welcome by the way

[Mike]

LMAO @ this thread lol lol cant belive wisewood has to resort to pulling himself lol

welcome by the way.

[draper]

explains the "what would you do thread"

;)

[Marie]

your all crazy

[Mike]

your all crazy

the doctors say im fine? they say it perfectly normally for someone of my age/calibre to be in a funky white jacket lol

[draper]

:roll: ;) lol


your all crazy

yep :D :thumb: :eek: :( :tard: :mad:

[draper]

the doctors say im fine? they say it perfectly normally for someone of my age/calibre to be in a funky white jacket lol

with backwards sleeves and buttons up the back ??

[Mike]

with backwards sleeves and buttons up the back ??

how did you guess? lol

[draper]

how did you guess? lol

SNAP :D

[Mike]

SNAP :D

hahaha you crazy too :D lol

[draper]

no im fine, its everyone else - weird i tell thee

[Mike]

no im fine, its everyone else - weird i tell thee

i thought that lol they crazy i tell you :thumb:

[draper]

like crisps, that are square !!??!! tis not normal !!

[Mike]

like crisps, that are square !!??!! tis not normal !!

now thats true! Sqaure crisps should be outlawed IMHO

and rice crispies as there racist to coco pops :thumb:

[novabex]

I get told I'm crazy all the time. That come with being female.

[Riggy]

lol welcome to NL my guess is that it could be mark up in newcastle that she likes lol

[Novadex]

Welcome!

[BigStan]

Hello and welcome, no silly comments from me im going to hold back ! lol

[Kinky Monza]

Welcome to the site!

lol @ all the usual suspects!

:eek: @ wisewood for post whoring again lol

[Jack]

:wtf:

[BigStan]

Jack i think you should change your avatar, it freaks me out !!!!

[Jack]

I love it :D

The avatar that is.

[Alex.]

New Female = lots of pages! Don't mention that you're taken! lol

Welcome btw

[BigStan]

New Female = lots of pages! Don't mention that you're taken! lol


Someones in the sh1t, lol

I dont like it, I think it looks wierd ! :wtf:

[Dar]

Welcome to the cookoo's nest where all the wierdos hang out:thumb:
I like Jacks avatar piccy. As for Wisewoods won't tug until Mrs floppy has taken Mr Palm out for dinner and winelol You have standards my friend:thumb: I don't:wtf:

Im also quite supprised to see that there has been no requests for piccys. Nice one fellas well restrained. I however will break this barrier and ask for photos....of your car if you have them and know how to post them up. If not refer to RazorJacks sig for more info:thumb:

This is a nice place and I hope you enjoy your stay.

[Lynsey]

Hi :D I'm Lynz... one of the few sane ones around here ;) Are you going to PV then?

[ste porter]

strange what you lot on theres nothing wrong with licking windows at leisure besides what do you define as normal

if wisewood has to get him self drunk so it feels like its someone else thats his beef

the only thing that i will say is weird is the fact no one asked for a pic in the first page now that is weird

were a happy bunch just most are a few brain cells short thats all you will get used to us oh and welcome to NL

[Marie]

Hi :D I'm Lynz... one of the few sane ones around here ;) Are you going to PV then?

yeah i am..i think. :D

[wisewood]

if wisewood has to get him self drunk so it feels like its someone else thats his beef

pmsl. I'm married. I don't need to pretend it's someone else... i know its me and nobody else.

I find the two most satisfying things in life are as follows;

1. A full stomach
2. An empty sack

lol in that order.

[Lee]

Both at the same time rocks as well. Nothing like a TV remote in one hand, a cheese burger in the other, and a goreous blonde nynph straight up the middle lol

[wisewood]

as long as she doesnt get in the way of the tv... or dislodge the burger.

[Lee]

Id be fine, im used to handling a whopper with one hand lol

[wisewood]

pmsl.

[Stuart]

Id be fine, im used to handling a whopper with one hand lol


gee thats the first compliment youve given me since you started buffing my schlong...

[wisewood]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/198253~Willie-Whopper-Posters.jpg

[Spudly]

Thats gotta be one of the funniest threads ive read on here yet lmao!!

Welcome to NL by the way dont let the padded walls fool ya its safe in here, or so they tols me lol!

[novabex]

Benders. lol

[wisewood]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/Sub02/MorningBenders_album.jpg

[Lee]

http://www.ctn.etsmtl.ca/scgc/boston/boston%202003/bender.gif

[wisewood]

i had him in mind when i went looking... seemed too obvious. you really do have no standards lol

[Lee]

Correct. When it comes to Benders, im not picky at all lol

[wisewood]

lol new sig

[Driver]

welcome to NL love

just read this thread through and im litterally in tears your a reyt load of post whores lol

[Kinky Monza]

Lmao @ you lot!


Give the poor girl a chance before you all get sick and perverted on her lol

[Riggy]

lol another idea on the reason that you joined here ,

what colour car does the lad drive :thumb:

[novaco]

lol another idea on the reason that you joined here ,

what colour car does the lad drive :thumb:

yea we need more info! lol

welcome to the site fellow northener!!:thumb:

[Stuart]

Lmao @ you lot!


Give the poor girl a chance before you all get sick and perverted on her lol



i have to say im not getting perverted at her.... Lee and W00dy (and maybe dar if im drunk) are the ones i wanna get derrrrrty with

[Matt2107]

I'm a bit late to the party but welcome to the site.

[Dar]

i have to say im not getting perverted at her.... Lee and W00dy (and maybe dar if im drunk) are the ones i wanna get derrrrrty with

Thanks you've made me feel ugly and unwanted, like when your the last to get picked for football at school:( :confused:

So no change there then:D lol

[Ben]

I could reply to this thread on so many levels but instead will just say...

Hello

[Andy]

Hello and welcome.Pics of the car.....

[J4MES]

Hello and welcome to novaload....

[wisewood]

i have to say im not getting perverted at her.... Lee and W00dy (and maybe dar if im drunk) are the ones i wanna get derrrrrty with

anytime you're ready for me stu. I'm lubed and ready to go.

[Lee]

Lube is for homo's!

[Dar]

Lube is for homo's!
Im guessing WW is for smooth lovin and your just a rough shag.