Anonymous
17-10-00, 11:35 PM
> >> >> > > Horny hippie
> >> >> > > A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat.
> >>The
> >> >> > > hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with
> >>him.The
> >> >> > nun
> >> >> > > surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus
> >>at
> >> >>the
> >> >> > > next stop. When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the
> >> >>hippie,
> >> >> > > "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
> >> >> > > The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells
> >>him
> >> >>that
> >> >> > > every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery
and
> >> >> > > prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the
dark
> >> >>paint
> >> >> > > mask she would think you are god and you could command her to
have
> >>sex
> >> >> > > with you."
> >> >> > > The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he went
> >>to
> >> >>the
> >> >> > > cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure
enough
> >> >> > > the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the
> >>hippie
> >> >> > > jumped out from hiding and says, "I AM GOD! I have heard your
> >>prayers
> >> >> > and
> >> >> > > I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me."
> >> >> > > The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her
> >>virginity
> >> >> > > because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this
> >>and
> >> >>has
> >> >> > > his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and
> >>rips
> >> >> > off
> >> >> > > the mask and shouts
> >> >> > > "Ha,Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts
> >> >> > > "Ha,Ha,Ha I'm the bus driver!!"
> >> >
> >> >> > > A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat.
> >>The
> >> >> > > hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with
> >>him.The
> >> >> > nun
> >> >> > > surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus
> >>at
> >> >>the
> >> >> > > next stop. When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the
> >> >>hippie,
> >> >> > > "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
> >> >> > > The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells
> >>him
> >> >>that
> >> >> > > every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery
and
> >> >> > > prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the
dark
> >> >>paint
> >> >> > > mask she would think you are god and you could command her to
have
> >>sex
> >> >> > > with you."
> >> >> > > The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he went
> >>to
> >> >>the
> >> >> > > cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure
enough
> >> >> > > the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the
> >>hippie
> >> >> > > jumped out from hiding and says, "I AM GOD! I have heard your
> >>prayers
> >> >> > and
> >> >> > > I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me."
> >> >> > > The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her
> >>virginity
> >> >> > > because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this
> >>and
> >> >>has
> >> >> > > his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and
> >>rips
> >> >> > off
> >> >> > > the mask and shouts
> >> >> > > "Ha,Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts
> >> >> > > "Ha,Ha,Ha I'm the bus driver!!"
> >> >