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draper
12-05-07, 04:03 PM
add up your fine for each 'offence' and see what the total is

> Smoked Weed - ?10
> Did Acid - ?5
> Ever had s * x at church - ?25
> Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-?40
> Had s *x with someone you met on Internet - ?25
> Had s * x for money - ?100
> Vandalised something - ?20
> Had s * x on your parents' bed - ?10
> Beat up someone - ?20
> Been jumped - ?10
> Crossed dressed - ?10
> Given money to stripper - ?25
> Been in love with a stripper - ?20
> Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - ?0.10
> Hit on someone of the same s * x while at work - ?15
> Ever drive drunk - ?20
> Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - ?50
> Used toys while having s * x - ?30
> Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - ?20
> Went skinny dipping - ?5
> Had s * x in a pool - ?20
> Kissed someone of the same s * x - ?10
> Had s * x with someone of the same s * x - ?20
> Cheated on your significant other - ?10
> Ma s *urb * ted- ?10
> Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - ?20
> Done oral- ?5
> Got oral- ?5
> Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - ?25
> Stole something - ?10
> Made a dirty home video - ?15
> Had a threesome - ?50
> Had s * x outdoors - ?20
> Been in the same room while someone was having s * x - ?25
> Had s * x with someone over 10 years older - ?20
> Had s * x with someone under 10 years younger - ?25
> Been in love with two people or more at the same time - ?50
> Said you love someone but didn't mean it - ?25
> Went streaking - ?5
> Went streaking in broad daylight - ?15
> Been arrested - ?5
> Spent time in jail - ?15
> Peed in the pool - ?0.50
> Played spin the bottle - ?5
> Done something you regret - ?20
> Had s * x with your best friend - ?20
> Had s * x with someone you work with at work - ?25
> Had an * l sex - ?80
> Lied to your significant other - ?5
> Lied to your significant about the sex being good - ?25


well??

mine was ?510.60p :D

Iain
12-05-07, 04:21 PM
You peed in a pool? Disgraceful.

Mine came to like ?130 or something petty, I'm such a good person.

Lynsey
12-05-07, 04:41 PM
Mine was ?390... But I am a good girl, honest!!!





See Stu ^^ No sluttiness!!!

SRlew
12-05-07, 04:58 PM
?455.10p not bad i think

kronk10
12-05-07, 04:58 PM
?270.50 quid for me not bad iam quite a nice person but why is anal sex 80quid. Youve gotta get your brown wings:thumb::p

ANDYRACER
12-05-07, 05:00 PM
?275.60

steve.hicks
12-05-07, 05:45 PM
Sh1t ?530.60 .... :-0

picbits
12-05-07, 05:51 PM
?640.60 :o

And I've loved every minute of it :D

Ash C
12-05-07, 06:24 PM
?440.60 not bad and i hope i wasnt in the pool with any of you feckers who got .60p on the end! lol lol

Philsutton
12-05-07, 06:31 PM
?160.10p

Stuart
12-05-07, 06:43 PM
got bored 1/3 the way down and got to ?225.10...

gazz
12-05-07, 06:47 PM
WOW..?545.60...didnt think i was that bad
been a good one tho..:thumb:

Brodie_Sri
12-05-07, 06:47 PM
?390.60

coombsey
12-05-07, 06:53 PM
265.50p

Mike
12-05-07, 07:01 PM
?510.60 lol my bad haha

Dar
12-05-07, 07:09 PM
?230.60
Im squeaky clean me:D

burgo
12-05-07, 07:10 PM
done this on another site and my fine was ?360.50

draper
12-05-07, 07:25 PM
?510.60 lol my bad haha

we must of been at the same party lol

Mike
12-05-07, 07:30 PM
we must of been at the same party lol

baahahahaa, ive done quite a lot of stuff on that list lol and by the looks of it, the same as you :D

draper
12-05-07, 07:31 PM
by the looks of it, the same as you :D

thats what scares me lol

Mike
12-05-07, 07:41 PM
thats what scares me lol

i know lol its bad aint it lol lol

kronk10
12-05-07, 07:54 PM
When your a kid pissing in the pool is tradition its just summit you gotta do, including a belly flop:thumb:

Lynsey
12-05-07, 07:58 PM
I have never knowingly peed in a pool!

Matt2107
12-05-07, 08:06 PM
?325.50

I peed in the pool and I'm proud of it.

Jack
12-05-07, 08:09 PM
LMFAO I refuse to admit what my total was :eek:

rc
12-05-07, 08:47 PM
580 :D

few question tho:

Ma s *urb * ted- ?10 - is this 10quid a time? lol

Had s * x with someone under 10 years younger - ?25 - unfair had to miss out by default only bein 21 :wtf:

and can you get combo's? for havin an*l with someone from work outdoors?;) :roll:

Kinky Monza
12-05-07, 08:57 PM
lol love it! mine came to ?790 lol


I must be naughty lol

Dan 130
12-05-07, 09:11 PM
lol love it! mine came to ?790 lol


I must be naughty lol

lol @ ?790 mine was only bout ?380 lol:thumb:

JSeymour
12-05-07, 09:18 PM
?20.80

kronk10
12-05-07, 11:52 PM
lol love it! mine came to ?790 lol


I must be naughty lol

What have you been doing thats alot bejesus:tard: must be a right wild child

Alex.
13-05-07, 08:06 AM
?670.60p!
I must have added that up wrong!
Blimey!

[edit] added it up again and it came to ?700.60p. I'll probably do it again later and it'll come to a different total!

novait
13-05-07, 09:55 AM
?633 for me... u got me wen it came to the drinking bit

novabex
13-05-07, 10:29 AM
Erm....

835.10 apparently.

novabex
13-05-07, 10:33 AM
Oh dear its rather high. Maybe I added up wrong?

L14MNP
13-05-07, 10:38 AM
?330.60

You two make me look like a saint ^ lol

novabex
13-05-07, 10:54 AM
Redone it.

785.10

Feel a bit less wrong now!

BigStan
13-05-07, 11:13 AM
370.60 not to bad i dont think !

Alex.
13-05-07, 11:19 AM
Jack's is ?885.60p
He's a whore :p

L14MNP
13-05-07, 11:22 AM
lol I don't wana know what same sex antics he's been up to, to manage that score

Jack
13-05-07, 04:10 PM
What can I say, I'm experienced

Alex.
13-05-07, 07:22 PM
No you're a whore:p

Lynsey
13-05-07, 07:39 PM
Not the only one on here, by the looks of the results lol

novabex
13-05-07, 07:59 PM
I'm not a whore.

I just did some mad/stupid things when I was younger.

Had fun doing it though! Haha.

BIGS
13-05-07, 08:07 PM
?440.60p not that bad i spose

Lynsey
13-05-07, 08:26 PM
I'm not a whore.

I just did some mad/stupid things when I was younger.

Had fun doing it though! Haha.

Younger? 13 then? That is well illegal!



edit- I never said YOU were a whore.

novabex
13-05-07, 08:33 PM
I'm 20 in a couple of weeks!

Lynsey
13-05-07, 08:35 PM
I've done 20 in a couple of weeks!

:p :roll: :D

Well- you said it, not me! :thumb:

novabex
13-05-07, 08:37 PM
Haha. lol

You under estimate me linz. ;)

Lynsey
13-05-07, 08:39 PM
Underestimate you how?
2 weeks, hmmm... 40? lol



(Note to self- do not underestimate the NL 'Hussy') lol

JSeymour
13-05-07, 08:44 PM
fight! fight!

Alex.
13-05-07, 08:46 PM
LMFAO lollollol

Lynsey
13-05-07, 08:49 PM
fight! fight!

lol Just a bit of banter :roll:

JSeymour
13-05-07, 08:50 PM
lol Just a bit of banter :roll:


:roll: i know.

was trying to help!

Driver
13-05-07, 11:24 PM
?770.60

omg im only just 18 aswell (last wednesday)

novabex
13-05-07, 11:25 PM
?770.60

omg im only just 18 aswell (last wednesday)

Hahahaha. Well done.

Driver
13-05-07, 11:28 PM
im a good boy really i just hang abotu with the wrong crowd lol

Kinky Monza
13-05-07, 11:51 PM
Doesn't help with my job though lol

Jack
14-05-07, 09:07 AM
So when did you become a politician then? lol

Stuart
14-05-07, 09:20 AM
now theres a surprise.... the "girls" are either genuine sluts or attention whores (or both lol)

yet women complain when a bloke brands them a slut... oh well

45_CB
14-05-07, 11:15 AM
?390.60 quite impressed compared to the rest of results on here lol!

Lynsey
14-05-07, 11:25 AM
now theres a surprise.... the "girls" are either genuine sluts or attention whores (or both lol)

yet women complain when a bloke brands them a slut... oh well

I am neither thanks Stu :thumb: I have never displayed any 'sluttiness'... Ever!

Jack
14-05-07, 11:27 AM
I have. Regularly. Lee loves it.

Lynsey
14-05-07, 11:28 AM
I know he does :roll:

draper
14-05-07, 11:36 AM
i try, but i always get knocked back :(

Matt2107
14-05-07, 11:37 AM
There's been a lot of "love" round here recently.

Lynsey
14-05-07, 11:44 AM
There's been a lot of "love" round here recently.

That's because the sluts/ whores give all girls a bad name... As Stu has just proved. :mad:

Stuart
14-05-07, 11:51 AM
having been around for a fair old while stuart knows that 99% of female users of NL are wanton sluts/attention whores etc lol

Lynsey
14-05-07, 11:54 AM
Well that 99% doesn't include me...

Matt2107
14-05-07, 12:01 PM
That's because the sluts/ whores give all girls a bad name... As Stu has just proved. :mad:

I was actually referring to the man love!

novabex
14-05-07, 08:58 PM
I'm not a slut.

:)