View Full Version : Sheep cheese!
Matt2107
11-05-07, 11:56 AM
Don't eat it... it's f*cking rank!!!!
Some bint went to France for a day... so she bought back some crappy boiled sweets that taste like a regular boiled sweet that's been lodged down the back of a sofa for 3 years.
2 different types of cheese one goat and one the aforementioned sheeps cheese.
Whatever happened to bringing back alcohol and porn?
Yeah, if you are coming back from france, you only really want to be brimming your tank for cheap and getting the fireworks, cheap tabs and booze involved.
lol yeah good point, all the people I worked with in my old job would bring back really random stuff like biscuits and sweets - all of which were absolutely rank
Whenever I've been abroad, I've come back loaded with liquor lol
i stuffed my case with ciggies when I came back from brasil. I was only allowed 1000 iirc. I seem to remember i had about 10000 lol
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:07 PM
I guess the french will milk anything these days.
Hamster cheese anyone?
Edit: I wonder how many hamsters you'd need to get enough cheese to put on a bit of french stick?
Probably more than even Richard Gere could handle lol
goats cheese is nice :)
I need to go on a booze cruise. preferablyn to germany as the cheese easting surrender monkeys have little fo intrest for me in terms of beer/wine/food lol
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:11 PM
Probably more than even Richard Gere could handle lol
You seem to have Richard Gere on the mind.... do you have feelings for him?
I guess the french will milk anything these days.
Hamster cheese anyone?
Edit: I wonder how many hamsters you'd need to get enough cheese to put on a bit of french stick?
Ive got nipples Matt..... could you milk me??
EDIT: that was a metaphorical question, not a request lol
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:13 PM
Ive got nipples Matt..... could you milk me??
EDIT: that was a metaphorical question, not a request lol
I think you lack the necessary parts to lactate... but we could try ;)
You'd get loads from my moobs.
Matt, go google Richard Gere and Hamsters lol
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:18 PM
lol already know the story :D
Would be far to fluffy for my liking.
novabex
11-05-07, 12:21 PM
I like goats cheese. Feta is nice!!
In germany they drink horse milk.
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:21 PM
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Part Human, Part Cow.... do you suffer from high levels of methane expulsion and have a strange attraction to eating grass?
Kinky Monza
11-05-07, 12:21 PM
I've got an old breast pump you could use BT lol
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:21 PM
In germany they drink horse milk.
I think thats just the women and thats not milk :roll:
novabex
11-05-07, 12:22 PM
No they do. It was on gordon ramsey.
do you suffer from high levels of methane expulsion and have a strange attraction to eating grass?
Funnily enough, yes lol
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:28 PM
Funnily enough, yes lol
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