Sheep cheese!

[Matt2107]

Don't eat it... it's f*cking rank!!!!

Some bint went to France for a day... so she bought back some crappy boiled sweets that taste like a regular boiled sweet that's been lodged down the back of a sofa for 3 years.

2 different types of cheese one goat and one the aforementioned sheeps cheese.

Whatever happened to bringing back alcohol and porn?

[dannyb]

Yeah, if you are coming back from france, you only really want to be brimming your tank for cheap and getting the fireworks, cheap tabs and booze involved.

[Jack]

lol yeah good point, all the people I worked with in my old job would bring back really random stuff like biscuits and sweets - all of which were absolutely rank

Whenever I've been abroad, I've come back loaded with liquor lol

[Lee]

i stuffed my case with ciggies when I came back from brasil. I was only allowed 1000 iirc. I seem to remember i had about 10000 lol

[Matt2107]

I guess the french will milk anything these days.

Hamster cheese anyone?

Edit: I wonder how many hamsters you'd need to get enough cheese to put on a bit of french stick?

[Jack]

Probably more than even Richard Gere could handle lol

[Stuart]

goats cheese is nice :)

I need to go on a booze cruise. preferablyn to germany as the cheese easting surrender monkeys have little fo intrest for me in terms of beer/wine/food lol

[Matt2107]

Probably more than even Richard Gere could handle lol

You seem to have Richard Gere on the mind.... do you have feelings for him?

[Lee]

I guess the french will milk anything these days.

Hamster cheese anyone?

Edit: I wonder how many hamsters you'd need to get enough cheese to put on a bit of french stick?

Ive got nipples Matt..... could you milk me??

EDIT: that was a metaphorical question, not a request lol

[Matt2107]

Ive got nipples Matt..... could you milk me??

EDIT: that was a metaphorical question, not a request lol

I think you lack the necessary parts to lactate... but we could try ;)

[Jack]

You'd get loads from my moobs.

Matt, go google Richard Gere and Hamsters lol

[Matt2107]

lol already know the story :D

Would be far to fluffy for my liking.

[novabex]

I like goats cheese. Feta is nice!!

In germany they drink horse milk.

[Matt2107]

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Are you actually a science experiment gone wrong???
Part Human, Part Cow.... do you suffer from high levels of methane expulsion and have a strange attraction to eating grass?

[Kinky Monza]

I've got an old breast pump you could use BT lol

[Matt2107]

In germany they drink horse milk.

I think thats just the women and thats not milk :roll:

[novabex]

No they do. It was on gordon ramsey.

[Jack]

do you suffer from high levels of methane expulsion and have a strange attraction to eating grass?
Funnily enough, yes lol

[Matt2107]

Funnily enough, yes lol

Have trouble finding foot wear that fits due to having Hoofs (or Hooves whichever it is)

[Lee]

Not if you know a blacksmith!

[Stuart]

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