Snoring?

[novabex]

Does anyone snore? If you do your an annoying *******. Get it sorted.

lol

[big gra]

you snore!!!!!!! ive been told by a few people that i dont so im fine!!

[novabex]

I do ****ing not!

I talk in my sleep. Thats different!

[big gra]

no you snore, trust me!!!!!

[L14MNP]

Does anyone snore? If you do your an annoying *******. Get it sorted.

lol

*you're fcuking own3d :p

[novabex]

Well I must not do anymore.

My current sleeping partner says I dont. ;)

[big gra]

when i was your sleeping partner i wasnt axactly gonna say shut the **** up you snoring ****! im pretty sure hes just being polite the unlucky ****!

[L14MNP]

when i was your sleeping partner i wasnt axactly gonna say shut the **** up you snoring ****!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/96/Axa_logo.jpg

Good job you never mate, not the best way to get someone to take out a policy lol

[novabex]

I asked her if I snore. She said no. Haha.

[Stuart]

i snore, big deal.... and what can fix it? insomnia lol

[novabex]

I dunno. Have you adenoids out!

[L14MNP]

i snore, big deal.... and what can fix it? insomnia lol

Shove some rolled up socks in your mouth and sleep on your side :thumb: :wtf:

[novabex]

Clean socks though...

Liam is that picture big enough? ;)

[L14MNP]

That pic is all in the past now Becca lol

Page 2 is not stretched :D

[Alex.]

I snore if I have blocked nose or am drunk. Big deal, everyone does!

[Jack]

Alex snores. I don't ;)

I asked her if I snore. She said no. Haha.
So this thread is basically a "look at me I'm sleeping with a woman" thread? lmfao busted lol

[Alex.]

Alex snores. I don't ;)

So this thread is basically a "look at me I'm sleeping with a woman" thread? lmfao busted lol

lol
You can do! But I usually put a pillow over your face and you stop:p

[Stuart]

that or its a lie to "sound kool" with a bunch of blokes...

Attention whoring at its best

[L14MNP]

Yeah 10/10 for ASW'ing

[novabex]

I was talking to liam about snoring actually.

And he was laughing at my sleep talking!

No my best mate lauren just tends to stay over alot. Shes my bitch. Nothin dodgy!

[L14MNP]

I was talking to liam about snoring actually.

And he was laughing at my sleep talking!

ha ha aye, I wonder why! "meow digi dash"

[Matt2107]

I snore... I also talk in my sleep... I also sleep walk!

[novabex]

Not my fault I constantly have novas and cats on my mind. lol

[novabex]

I snore... I also talk in my sleep... I also sleep walk!

I used to sleep walk when I was a kid.

I know a lad who sleep walked out his bathroom window and broke both his legs. :wtf:

[Matt2107]

I've done all kinds of crazy ****.. havent done for a while though.

There's a thread somewhere round here.

[L14MNP]

I've done all kinds of crazy ****.. havent done for a while though.

There's a thread somewhere round here.

Yeah, your sleep walking diary! That was funneh lol

[Matt2107]

I'm suprised I don't have anything to add to it...

When i sleep in the front room nothing happens but when I'm in the bedroom I'm up and down most nights.

[Kinky Monza]

lol @ this thread


I don't snore, but i do grind my teeth apparently lol

[novabex]

I do that too.

Bad news with a tongue bar! Haha.

[Matt2107]

I'm also a teeth grinder.

[L14MNP]

I've been know to nut the wall when in the asleep/awake limbo

OW! lol

[Kinky Monza]

Ouch! that's gotta hurt! lol


Last time i did something asleep was when an ex of mine was staying over after a night out on the town, we'd just done the biz, and i'd fallen asleep! only to wake at 6am with his shirt on??? and him nowhere to be found lol

Went downstairs and he's curled up under my big white coat lol

[L14MNP]

haha pass the pipe!

mad ^

[Kinky Monza]

I still have no idea, he said i went to the loo before i got into bed with his shirt on lol don't remember a thing!

[draper]

i snore if im pissed and on my back, i also scratch my bollocks

only grind my teeth if im on "aspirins" and i fall asleep ;)

[L14MNP]

grind teeth / chew jaw, same difference lol

[Riggy]

lol i snore big time if i drink milk apparently lol have had a few digs in the middle of the night asking me to shut the fudge up lol

[L14MNP]

lol i snore big time if i drink milk apparently lol have had a few digs in the middle of the night asking me to shut the fudge up lol

From Rexy? lol

[Riggy]

PMSL lol

nah the other half lol

[draper]

From Rexy? lol

PMSL

[Kinky Monza]

Think most guys scratch their balls at some point during the night! think it's to do with body heat, and a guys ball sack 'dropping' away from the body if they're too hot lol

[L14MNP]

You're making us sound like animals Kinky lol

Nothing wrong with a bit nochternal grooming

[Kinky Monza]

Not at all lol it's a proven fact that a guy puts his hands down his pants/trousers to fondle his balls and willy due to insecurity lol

[draper]

or to check the nutter ex hasnt creapt in and cut them off with a rusty stanley knife ;)

[Alex.]

Balls are nasty lol

[L14MNP]

You numb from the waist down then Draper?? lol

[Jack]

The art of...

http://www.bangedup.com/archives/ballsack.jpg

[L14MNP]

^ lol

Guess you used a cyber shot when you took that one(!)

Teabagging lol

[draper]

^ lol



Teabagging lol


classy lol

nah im not numb, altho i sleep with one eye open now lol

[L14MNP]

ha ha ha I know which eye lol

[draper]

lol

[L14MNP]

http://www.uoregon.edu/~kdobie/monsters_inc_files/image006.jpg
bet he's gutted lol

[kronk10]

I sung the first part of baa baa black sheep then shut uplol, my girlfriend has told me a couple of times when shes fast asleep that the girl upstairs is a terrorist and she has bombs !!!!!!!!! how ****ed up is that:tard:

[Kinky Monza]

A guy i was seeing ages ago was fast asleep, i was too but he starts shouting Mum Mum, then starts moaning but not in a good way :wtf: maybe he had an extra special relationship with his mummy :eek:

[nova_ellen]

I've been know to nut the wall when in the asleep/awake limbo

OW! lol

i do that all the time.. i think i'm about to fall out of bed, so jump forward and head butt the wall.

[big gra]

I sung the first part of baa baa black sheep then shut uplol, my girlfriend has told me a couple of times when shes fast asleep that the girl upstairs is a terrorist and she has bombs !!!!!!!!! how ****ed up is that:tard:

haha did you know your not allowed to sing that anymore, racist aparently, its ba baa rainbow sheep,, lmao

[Matt2107]

^ lol

Guess you used a cyber shot when you took that one(!)

Teabagging lol

Whenever I'm playing a shooting game on Xbox Live I ALWAYS get some little 14 year old boy who insists on teabagging my dead body!!!!

[L14MNP]

Whenever I'm playing a shooting game on Xbox Live I ALWAYS get some little 14 year old boy who insists on teabagging my dead body!!!!

...............then you awaken lol

dude, you're warped!

[Matt2107]

...............then you awaken lol

dude, you're warped!

I'm serious!!!

Some high pitched little gob ****e lobs a lucky frag grenade and next thing I know he's trying to "virtually" rub his balls in my face!.... and he thinks it's funny!!!!!!