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novabex
10-05-07, 01:40 PM
Apparently gives you cancer...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6639461.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6639461.stm)
Ooops.
Great new excuse though....
"Sorry honey... I can't. I might get cancer!"
Haha.
Yeah that's why I haven't had none for a while lol
The ladies are only thinking of their health :S
They say everything gives you cancer now, it's a bit of a joke.
novabex
10-05-07, 01:42 PM
News just in....
Breathing oxygen gives you cancer!!
Everyone stop breathing!!
Yeah ^ I'm waiting to hear water / O2 give you cancer
It'll come lol
the BBC article is badly reported....
Everything gives you cancer it rediculous. I shouldn't expose my mole on my body to the sun cuz I'll instantly get skin cancer. So I'm staying in all summer then :thumb:
the BBC article is badly reported....
Most BBC reports are these days, so I've noticed.
its almost like they get retired doooo gooders to write any old crap they overheard a bit of a converstation about into an article......
*news flash*
reading BBC news gives you cancer, and makes you pregnant, and gay, and invisible shamone
*news flash*
reading BBC news gives you cancer, and makes you pregnant, and gay, and invisible shamone
AFPMLlol
Matt2107
10-05-07, 02:33 PM
Thats no excuse!!!!
Fireman Sam can always wear a raincoat.
ROFL ^
BBC R1 news is the gheyest IMO, George who reads it spent more time rabbiting on about the celebrity rich list than the Virginia Tech. massacre about a day after it hd happened, she talks some $hit!
I couldn't GAF if Kate Moss has a new clothes range out lol
Tell me the REAL news!
novabex
10-05-07, 02:34 PM
Spermicide tastes minging though.
Then get cancer and stop complaining. :p
Matt2107
10-05-07, 02:37 PM
pmsl
Then get cancer and stop complaining. :p
Below the belt! lol
I'm reminded of Futurama where Bender was auditioning for an acting role and he was $hit, Calculon said "that was so awful I think you gave me cancer!"
I lol'd
novabex
10-05-07, 02:40 PM
To be honest I smoke nearly 20 a day.
Think thats more likely to give me cancer. Haha.
Matt2107
10-05-07, 02:43 PM
Disgusting habit.... smoking not oral sex.
smoking cocks? double cancer lol
smoking cocks? double cancer lol
lol
The news about all these celebrities bringing out new clothing is really boring. All of them are lame! And come on! It's Kate Moss and Lilly Allan?! Who the hell would wanna look or dress like them? Either like a manly thing, or a chav :thumb:
turbojolt
10-05-07, 02:48 PM
i think the best one was a mothers breast milk will give you cancer
lol
The news about all these celebrities bringing out new clothing is really boring. All of them are lame! And come on! It's Kate Moss and Lilly Allan?! Who the hell would wanna look or dress like them? Either like a manly thing, or a chav :thumb:
Lilly Alan wil be good with animals, she could keep budgies on those earrings lol
novabex
10-05-07, 03:02 PM
I dress a bit like lilly allen.
I have my own style though.
Leg warmers FTW!
I dress like Keith Alan lol
novabex
10-05-07, 03:08 PM
Whos that?
I have my own style though.
Leg warmers FTW!
The 80's are that way, close the door on your way out
The 80's are that way, close the door on your way out
I'll drive her there in my XR2 jack lol
Period clothing / car FTW
Whos that?
Lily's dad, leg end :thumb:
novabex
10-05-07, 03:13 PM
Leg warmers and different coloured shoes.
Pretty dresses and converse.
Its nice to be different.
As said on MSN Converse are the $hit
Haven't got the legs for the 'pretty dresses' though lol
dresses and trainers?!?!?!?! you fcuking lesbian!
HEELS ladies HEELS, none of this flat shoe lesbianism!
lol who are you, Tranny and/or Susanah?
At least she won't bitch on about her feet hurting etc. when on a night out.
Win win IMO
heels are like a wonderbra for birds ****s... makes a nice thing to look at :D trainers look pikey.
meh
It all comes off at the end of the day though lol
I hear you, more asthetically pleasing, no doubt, but if the girl dressed that way was coming home with you, I'm sure you could deal with it on occasion. I know I could :D
If she had trainers on and a dress
chuck her in a cab, get her back to hers, bash her clam in, wipe yee knob on her curtains (not the beef ones) and leave.
otherwise, maybe stay till the morning to bash her clam in again.
I can't walk in trainers!
I absolutly hate them.
Heels make your legs look like they go on for miles, they don't even have to be 6 inch ones! Give me a pair of heeled boots over trainers anyday!
LMAO Stuart got style
lol @ Alex, I bet if they were 6" ones you wouldn't be so enthusiastic!
Let the ladies wear what they like I say (except tracksuits with trainers etc when they aint going to the gym) That doesn't look good on anyone imo
WTF has this thread turned into haha
I have many 6" heels. And they're the best shoes ever!
The worst look IMO is trainers and black trousers.
Does RJ share your passion? lol
Yeah black trousers and trainers FTL, I can forgive if she's walking to work through a field etc though LOL
No, lol
He doesn't really care! But gotta look good haven't you ;)
l0l aye, bitch on yo arm gots to look fine s0n
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 04:33 PM
I've more heels than anything, i've heeled boots, shoes, and they aren't small heels either!
I've got a pair of 8 inch heels too lol will get a pic of them later
lol 8" doesn't that make you like 6ft 2" ish?
Scary!
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 04:37 PM
Yeah lol but my legs look ****in awesome lol
ha ha ;)
http://www.nypress.com/18/12/news&columns/green-giant.jpg
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 04:41 PM
Now if you'd posted a female JGG i'd be impressed lol
he's wearing a dress, close enough lol
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 04:44 PM
HE not she lol
I'll get someone to take a pic tomorrow night of me in my 8" heels and post it up on saturday lol
ha ha do it :D
http://www.insightstudiosgroup.com/mbimages/shehulk.jpg
Fe Fi Fo-shizzle lol
Girl + Trainers = pikey skank
Girl + Trainers = pikey skank
Alex on RJ's acc. ? lol
She doesn't know my password and I don't use the "remember me" option on her machine ;)
IMO
Heels - Class
Trainers - Don't give a sh!te
I know your password: JDMGT4FTWgheybluesaloonFTL
close? lol
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 05:35 PM
IMO
Heels - Class
Trainers - Don't give a sh!te
Deffo :thumb:
But i do wear runners on the days i CBA or if i'm mincing with the cars lol
novabex
10-05-07, 08:44 PM
I wear trainers.
Only etnies and converse and they dont really count.
I have 30 odd pairs of heels and about 10 pairs of flats.
I couldnt wear heels constantly. You'll end up with ****ed up feet!
novabex
10-05-07, 08:46 PM
Oh and I dont own one pair of black trousers.
Ick. Fashion disaster.
Not if you're going somewhere smart they're not.
novabex
10-05-07, 09:01 PM
Theres better smart things than boring black trousers!! Ick!
Did you know that the BBC reported that stiletto's could affect your chances of conceiving............How????????????????????????? ?
A lady in stiletto's looks sexy, & she could always take then off so the headlining doesn't get ripped......
Ps. Life itself is both sexually transmitted & terminal
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 09:51 PM
As far as fertility is concerned with heels, IMHO i think it's cos the heels tilt a womans back, and pelvis so it sits forward rather that up, which i guess in turn could cause similar problems to mine in the sense that my bits inside have gotten mixed up lol
Welsh Dan
10-05-07, 09:56 PM
Do explain lol.
Oh and I dont own one pair of black trousers.
Ick. Fashion disaster.
Ick. I own black trousers. Ick. They are ideal for work. Ick. Most of them have pinstripe. Ick.
I suppose they are only a fashion disaster if you can't pull them off (not literally*). I have been told several times how nice my a$$ looks in my work pants :D And teamed with some nice heels, they can look quite sexy too :p
* ok ok literally :roll:
I don't know. I thought it must be a cool new word because Bex keeps using it.
Ick oh i get you now Ick
Ick lol Ick
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 10:27 PM
Do explain lol.
No lol Ick
If she had trainers on and a dress
chuck her in a cab, get her back to hers, bash her clam in, wipe yee knob on her curtains (not the beef ones) and leave.
otherwise, maybe stay till the morning to bash her clam in again.
FPMSL lol
steve.hicks
10-05-07, 11:08 PM
Theres better smart things than boring black trousers!! Ick!
Bet You'd look good in that blue top, black trousers + heals!! ;)
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 11:22 PM
Bet You'd look good in that blue top, black trousers + heals!! ;)
Heals??? it's heels!! :roll:
no, hes a spiritual healer ;)
Kinky Monza
10-05-07, 11:25 PM
lol if you say so
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/ce/Heal_The_World.jpg
Chamone mother fcuker lol
novabex
11-05-07, 12:18 PM
Well I went out in flat shoes (odd colours) and leg warmers last night. And I still managed to pull a beautiful boy!
If its not broke dont fix it.
I can understand black trousers for work. But other than that no.
I dont work in an office so I dont have to wear them.
Well I went out in flat shoes (odd colours) and leg warmers last night. And I still managed to pull a beautiful boy!
Was his labrador nice?
lol sorry couldn't resist it :D
Matt2107
11-05-07, 12:24 PM
Thursday night round here is gay night mostly.
novabex
11-05-07, 12:27 PM
Labrador?
Thursday is student night up here.
Thursday night round here is gay night mostly.
Every night is gay night!
http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/kirk_aroused.jpg
Student night rocks! Pound a pint and some of the best girls are out and usually they don't moan they've gotta be up early the next morning! :thumbs
Was his labrador nice?
lol sorry couldn't resist it :D
lol
Student nights are good cuz they're cheap!
No other reason!
BigStan
11-05-07, 02:44 PM
Wow didnt quite expect it to turn into a fashion war, but do prefer girls who look a bit different than all the rest ! lol
Still all an interesting read !
student nights rule, student gals are fed up of the ****ish 'skinny jeans i wish i was a rock ****' brigade and want real blokes ;)
The women are kool.
Shame bout the blokes who act like tools to try and impress!
the ones acting tools normally pull, its th eguys trying to act all cool/macho that fail in my experience ;)
Where you live maybe (I don't know where that is :p)
But it's the calm, cool guys down here that get the attention. And girls usually making the first move ;)
IMO the kinda girls who are attracted to the blokes who make tools out of themselves are the kinda girls I wouldn't be interested in anyway, so thats fine by me :D
Bit like my car. I use it as a very handy tool for finding out who would be suitable ladyfriend material. I'm not interested in girls who love my car. Sure, ex's have liked it, but i'll happily avoid those who get moist just by looking at it. Usually its girls who have 1.1 Saxos with neons and enjoy reading, and attempting to get their tits into, Max Power lol
Where you live maybe (I don't know where that is :p)
Its under his name, noober :p
Yes but I don't know where that is!
centre of the universe lol
its between notts/derby - says it all really
SUP4NOV4
12-05-07, 01:41 AM
F me i started to read all this thinking it was about a bit of sex then turned into a fasion debate now a geog lesson! im really into fasion and fuc*ing hate the ladys wearing flat shoes f me there so shat anice pair of long boots is where its at!
what about the ladys in shell suits with rockports haha
ha ha white tracksuits tucked in socks, with rockports and a flat cap
oh yeah, and a mobile phone on loudspeaker playing 'rave'
lol WHY?!
SUP4NOV4
12-05-07, 02:41 AM
Ye i see it all the time there walking round with the mp3 playing on the phone so everyone can hear it rideing dirty haha
Philsutton
12-05-07, 10:05 PM
For the 3 years i went to uni i didnt go on one student night or social thing because students are tools lol
MyNovaSr
12-05-07, 10:33 PM
This out to u phil and any girl wearing flat shoes looking like a man
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb8/mynovasrxe/reminder_big.jpg
lol
novabex
13-05-07, 12:18 AM
I never said I never wore heels... ;)
novabex
13-05-07, 01:00 AM
Liam... your a bender. You can admit it love.
http://www.x-flash.org/blog/subidas/bender.gif
lol sorry don't pimp me out seeing as i'm special
SUP4NOV4
13-05-07, 09:41 PM
F me whats going on
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