View Full Version : I skived off work yesterday to join another employment agency...
Matt2107
03-05-07, 11:55 AM
... I'm trying to keep up my claims that I was ill due to sickness and vomiting.
I've announced that I am starving the "bug" out by not eating anything.
Great in theory but I'm fecking hungry!!!! :mad:
say you have the sh!ts thats never questioned
lol your only temping, why do you care wether think your ill or not
Matt2107
03-05-07, 12:03 PM
Because I need to keep them sweet until I leave as I don't want the bother of another placement before my holiday.
Nearly lunch time though so i can go home and stuff myself.... luckily no one has bought in cakes today as that would be torture.
Matt2107
03-05-07, 12:16 PM
My official job title is Production Administrator for the Academic and Science Division... essentially its office work.
The agency I've just signed up for run Thames Valley Police's contract for temps so I'd imagine I'll be placed somewhere with them... an excellent company to get your foot in the door with ;) .
The other job they mentioned was an Internet Researcher for a mobile phone manufacturer. I'll basically visit forums, blogs etc all day researching the latest model phones and copying and pasting any feedback i find into a report.
Matt2107
03-05-07, 12:18 PM
lol... i think spamming is optional... definately a silent observer though.
So what does everyone think of the new nokia N95...???
cool phone, still a nokia
craig green
03-05-07, 12:22 PM
So what does everyone think of the new nokia N95...???
Pants.
Matt2107
03-05-07, 12:23 PM
I almost waited at my last upgrade but decided i couldnt so went for the K800i which is awesome.
So if I said "not bad, but I'd prefer a gerbil up my rectum", would that go in your report? lol
So if I said "not bad, but I'd prefer a gerbil up my rectum", would that go in your report? lol
Teeth or tail first? lol
Dunno, how does Richard Gere do it? lol
Fcuk knows, he deserves teeth first though for being a cretin lol
Matt2107
03-05-07, 01:51 PM
Who knows... if I end up working there I'll get full training.
Obviously if there is a section on spamming then I'll ask to skip that. ;)
Edit: It'll be your fault if Nokia start making furry phones ;)
Fcuk knows, he deserves teeth first though for being a cretin lol
lol
when i was temping in a factory i decided to stay in wales for an extra day after aweekend. so i called them monday morning and said "i cant be ****d to come intoday as you dont pay me enough" the day after, went in, filled in the day off form. got talked to by the floor manager and got a pay rise lmao.
something to do with being honest and actually being a good worker lol.
Matt2107
04-05-07, 09:44 AM
Good work lol
temps dont get payed for days off do they? so they wouldnt care if you were in or not really
Matt2107
04-05-07, 02:21 PM
temps dont get payed for days off do they? so they wouldnt care if you were in or not really
Nope... if you don't work you don't get paid... but you'd be suprised.
People still rely on you even though your just a temp.
The place I work at is very short staffed so someone off sick (even just a temp) can have a massive effect. Gone are the days of giving the temp all the crap work to do... they give you responsibilities and everything now lol
The only responsibility I give a **** about is getting my time sheet signed and sent off.
i have never tempted, most of the ones we seem to get look like they were raised in summerset
hendrix
04-05-07, 02:43 PM
I've got an N95, its not bad but:
1) has a habit of reseting its self i.e. switchin off and then back on
2) sometimes when you ring someone they can't hear you and you have to switch it off and then on again.
3) the battery life is rubbish
4) digital zoom is very poor
5) the feature to type a name in the 'to' part of a text message has been removed. now you have to scroll through the phone book.
I'm debating whether I prefered my N70 or not lol
Matt2107
04-05-07, 02:45 PM
Lol its ok... I do hardly any work hence the fact that I'm nearly at 5000 posts.
i have never tempted, most of the ones we seem to get look like they were raised in summerset
Somerset clones temps. Bet you thought those were cows in the fields. Natch, they're advanced clone incubation tanks. Disguised to look like cows.
Westlands in Yeovil has a workforce of which 95% are temps.
Nova-Dan
04-05-07, 07:13 PM
lol rj is only nearly 13k,either he is sad and posts alot or he is seriously old!
Been on here a while, although not that long in the great scheme of things.
Nova-Dan
04-05-07, 07:16 PM
nah i just think your sad!haha no oyur just old!
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