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Jack
24-04-07, 12:58 PM
"It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis." (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm)

If I were them, I'd have attached it to his head just to serve him right lol
Kinky Monza
24-04-07, 01:02 PM
Quality lol serves the muppet right lol
Pillar
24-04-07, 01:10 PM
oh my god! cut of his own cock and then self harmed thats savage!
Jack
24-04-07, 01:13 PM
oh my god! cut of his own cock and then self harmed thats savage!
I like how you disassociate him cutting off his own cock with "self harm" lol
Pillar
24-04-07, 01:23 PM
still....................... lol

edit continued to self harm
novabex
24-04-07, 01:36 PM
Hahahahaha. Oh dear.
Alex.
24-04-07, 04:59 PM
Wtf?!lol
NovaLad
24-04-07, 05:03 PM
Nice .. i'll ask for one of thoughs next time i'm at a resteraunt lol ..
LUV2XLR8
24-04-07, 05:16 PM
self harm aye, i bet he's so goth he ****S bats
Alex.
24-04-07, 05:38 PM
self harm aye, i bet he's so goth he ****S bats
Again....WTF?!
Spudly
24-04-07, 05:48 PM
What on earth was going through his head when he was doing that the crazy mo-fo!!
goldengraham
24-04-07, 06:14 PM
pmsl, unlucky lol

once he comes round and realised what he done he is gonna feel a right bellend

pfff!! attention seekers these days, they'll do anything!
Jack
24-04-07, 06:28 PM
once he comes round and realised what he done he is gonna feel a right bellend
LMFAO actually, no he won't lol
Dar
24-04-07, 06:41 PM
lolThey may save it in a jar for him
dannyb
24-04-07, 07:15 PM
Or put a sausage dish on the menu at Zizzis
staggy_gsi
24-04-07, 07:40 PM
how could any man do that to himself?? must have taken some crazy sh!t before hand lol