Gaskell Selling Nova?

[Dave.]

is gaskell selling his nova? sur elooks like it, the sellers username confirms it

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-NOVA-SR_W0QQitemZ180102789315QQcategoryZ9858QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

[Lynsey]

Yeah, he offered it to me on MSN... cock.

[Lee]

Right.

EVERYONE has to send him a question asking if the bellend has been modified! EVERYONE!

It'll drive him mental! lol lol

[Lynsey]

I said I didn't want it, because he hadn't had the bellend modified lol lol lol

[Dave.]

has it had a gsi bellend fitted? or is the standard smaller one? lol

[novacabrio]

sent

[Stuart]

sent

[Lynsey]

sent

Me too hehehe lol

[Lee]

'Hello.
Im interested in your car, but firstly, i need to know if the bellend has been modified. If it has, can you tell me who did it, as ive seen some nasty bellends in my time, especially when theyre not handled properly.
Cheers'

[ANDYRACER]

'Hello.
Im interested in your car, but firstly, i need to know if the bellend has been modified. If it has, can you tell me who did it, as ive seen some nasty bellends in my time, especially when theyre not handled properly.
Cheers'

lollol

[Alex.]

sent

[Mike]

has the bellend been modified on this? or is it still the tiny standard one? Also when was the rotator splinth last changed?

lol lol

[Lee]

Rotator splinth?

Genius!!

[Mike]

Rotator splinth?

Genius!!

Have you ever seen road trip? :thumb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqkegnq77KI

[babi_bek]

lol quality

[ste porter]

im fairly sure that the gaskel presence was before i realy started posting on here so wtf is the crack?
any one care to give a brief insight to what its all about i have heard his name mentioned in similar context before but havent got a clue why!

pmsl by the way

[Stuart]

hes only a recent gimp. (12 months tops)
hes just a chimp who either lies like a mofo or is genuinely stupid.. Im thinking a lot from both options.

[loggyboy]

Over 230 words and not a single bit of punctuation.


I think I'll ask him why he doesn't know where to full stops and commas.

[Matt2107]

Sent

Hi,
I was just wondering if you car has a bellend fitted? If so has it been regulary polished? A shiney bellend improves performance and is much more appealing.
Thank you for your time.

[greg1.4]

Hi,
I was just wondering if you car has a bellend fitted? If so has it been regulary polished? A shiney bellend improves performance and is much more appealing.
Thank you for your time.

quality!lol lol

[ste porter]

sent


hi im interested in the car mate but my missus wont let me have one with a worn out bellend. Can you tell me how often you have spit polished your bellend? Also how much use has your bellend had, looking at the condition other than you polishing your bell it doesent look like its had alot of use. How many other people have ragged your bellend?

[hendrix]

sent

Bellends come in many differnt shapes, sizes and colours. Could you please tell me which bellend this is?

[Lee]

My reply came in!!


fuk off

[Stuart]

report him to ebay for abuse lol


or we should ahem bid up on it so he pays emmense fees/do the nigerian windup

[Mike]

report him to ebay for abuse lol


or we should ahem bid up on it so he pays emmense fees/do the nigerian windup

i have a defunct ebay account i can use to do that :D lol

[Lynsey]

he told me to fuk off aswell
cheeky git...

[Mike]

fuk off

he needs to learn how to spell lol

[hendrix]

yaeh the car has some 'ruff' bits lol

[Alex.]

Aw....I got fuk off too:(

[hendrix]

me 2 lol

[Lee]

he's mastered 'copy and paste' bless him!

[Stuart]

i bet he hasnt! bet he typed those all out

[Spudly]

Someone ask him i the buffle valve was discombobulated at the same time as the head gasket was done, i would but dont have an E-gay account cos im lazy lol!

[ste porter]

yep got told 2 fuk off aswell

[Philsutton]

sent lol

[staggy_gsi]

- hey mate im very interested in the car. has the bellend been modified in any way? cheers, bruce. -

lol lol lol just sent that

[staggy_gsi]

- sort your life out and stop fuking about -

lol that was a quick reply! lol

[Lee]

lol @ 'sort your life out'

The boy doesnt get any new comebacks does he?

[NovaLad]

BTW who is gaskell i havn't seen him here before.

[coochiSR]

He's an idiot, always is always will be! lol and That's fooking hilarious! I would but don't think my Dad would appricate the reply! ;) Kepp up the good work!

[Riggy]

lol sent

hi , just enquiring about your car , is there a bellend in it , my current nova doesnt have a bellend but i think yours does , please reply asap

[coombsey]

(fuk off) i had this reply too

[Philsutton]

sort your life out and stop fuking about

Got my reply back, lmfao classic. Love the irony of it as well.