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ive bought a 306 :eek: on the plus side i picked it up pretty cheap, 1.6 8valve (probably not fast enoughto crash lol) venoms :cry: R reg, 2months test, 6 months tax ?guesses please :thumb:
Did you swap it for a nice fresh morning poo?
And are you gay? Only short or gay people drive 306's lol
coochiSR
23-03-07, 08:11 PM
Short!!!
well my closet door was open this morning
I knew it!
Well at least its not a '6, you really would be a homo then lol
its a 1.6 ???
nah i need a runaround and this came up, plus my missus likes it so she can learn to drive in it and it only cost me ?250
I meant GTi6, the car of raging shirt lifters lol
phew, but dont they only count as pooftas if they go on & on & on & on & on about how good there cars are ?? ;)
coochiSR
23-03-07, 08:29 PM
^^^ No just owning one :p
Yeah, if they try to gloss over the fact it was built using playdough and wasp spit by saying 'it has a great gearbox', then you know theyre doughnut punchers lol
coochiSR
23-03-07, 08:37 PM
doughnut punchers lol
FPMSL
tom reid
23-03-07, 08:43 PM
Here Draper, I'm feeling a little bit gay, can I drive it!
its also a really light blue colour, just raging of hetreosexuality lol
coochiSR
23-03-07, 08:44 PM
Here Draper, I'm feeling very very gay, can I drive it!
Lol
Yeah, if they try to gloss over the fact it was built using playdough and wasp spit by saying 'it has a great gearbox', then you know theyre doughnut punchers lol
:thumb:
Now now ladies!
Calm down, now I know that you all want to be in BottleThroddies I hate the Frenchies gang :gay: . But honestly the big gay skinny one is only striking out against the 6 because he would so dearly love one but can't have one without losing face.
Viva la France:thumb:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Dsc03114Small.jpg
Mincer!!lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/DSC06180_640x480.jpg
Jon_nova1
23-03-07, 08:51 PM
i think you got had of by ?200, dont bother getting loads of air fresheners, the FRENCH garlic smell will always be there :p
coochiSR
23-03-07, 08:52 PM
Still French!
Welsh Dan
23-03-07, 08:55 PM
http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/306.jpg
;)
coochiSR
23-03-07, 08:57 PM
http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/306.jpg
;)
Spot on!
Jon_nova1
23-03-07, 08:57 PM
Novalicious, you should edit your sig so it says "On the subject of french cars" lol
Now now ladies!
Calm down, now I know that you all want to be in Bottlethroddies I hate the Frenchies gang :gay: . But honestly the big gay skinny one is only striking out against the 6 because he would so dearly love one but can't have one without losing face.
I dearly want one? I think not! :wtf:
I can quite honestly say i would rather smear my testicles in fish paste, and dangle them in a tank of hungry piranha! :thumb:
Xen0phobiak, put these onlol Your seeing things....again!
Are you sure that your taking your medication properly?
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/198387/2/istockphoto_198387_glasses.jpg
Philsutton
23-03-07, 09:02 PM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaay
coochiSR
23-03-07, 09:03 PM
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaay
he says putting his CORSA in the garage :p
you wont be saying that when i unleash all those ponies on the JNC rolling road lol
I can quite honestly say i would rather smear my testicles in fish paste, and dangle them in a tank of hungry piranha! :thumb:
Whatever floats your boat I suppose. But your not going to hump the 6 like that bloke with the car fetish. I've seen you!!!
he says putting his CORSA in the garage :p
+ Rep point ;)
Novalicious, you should edit your sig so it says "On the subject of french cars" lol
Better My Lord..?
Philsutton
23-03-07, 09:04 PM
lol come down its working now, but will need to get some more straps to hold it down as i reckon it take off when it comes on "french"
Welsh Dan
23-03-07, 09:04 PM
Those arent mine, these are :p
http://www.xen0phobiak.f2s.com/novaload/glasses.jpg
Philsutton
23-03-07, 09:05 PM
he says putting his CORSA in the garage :p
lol i never said corsas werent gay
coochiSR
23-03-07, 09:06 PM
+ Rep point ;)
Would return favour but you did buy a 306...............
coochiSR
23-03-07, 09:07 PM
lol i never said corsas werent gay
Ha but you said 306's were ;)
lol come down its working now, but will need to get some more straps to hold it down as i reckon it take off when it comes on "french"
when it comes on "french" it backs up squeling NON NON NON
When it comes on french, the glovebox falls off, and the fusebox spontaniously combusts lol
Nope, when it comes on French it just plain and simple ****s off! Quickly:thumb:
Nope, when it comes on French it just plain and simple ****s off! Quickly:thumb:
Not surprising seeing as it would have shed most of its interior lol
Philsutton
23-03-07, 09:14 PM
then loses control due to the quick shift in weight distribution, possible into the nearest horse drawn cart.
lol How can shedding INTERIOR whilst moving lose weight retard:tard:
That brain cell of yours must get lonely:thumb:
It does actually, dont worry, its your turn with it next week.
And your a fine one to talk spelling boy. Fancy going back through the forum to find out how you spell Brakes lol
Welsh Dan
23-03-07, 09:20 PM
It falls out of the hole in the floor where the wasp-spit-play-doh fibre crubmled off :p.
It falls out of the hole in the floor where the wasp-spit-play-doh fibre crubmled off :p.
Give the boy a medal! :thumb:
Well girls are better at spelling, so I guess that goes for raving homos as well then.
Philsutton
23-03-07, 09:23 PM
or it just fell through the trap door they have in the floor for using their garlic bread as paddles when the gear box waves a white flag lol
Well girls are better at spelling, so I guess that goes for raving homos as well then.
Obviously, i dont dispute im a raving homo, but at least I dont advertise the fact by driving a Peugeot! I mean seriously, last time I was at yours and I dropped my wallet, i had to kick the bastid out to the car!
Obviously, i dont dispute im a raving homo, but at least I dont advertise the fact by driving a Peugeot! I mean seriously, last time I was at yours and I dropped my wallet, i had to kick the bastid out to the car!
Only because you wanted to bend down and lick the exhaust pipe. I was watching, hence why I voiced my concerns earlier. You love the 6 and want to make love to it. That and those piranha apparently. See post #24
Also your all getting your cars mixed up again:roll:
Novas are the ones with the holes in the floors. Well not just the floors actually. Everywhere!!! Its the main reason mines kept in the dry and im slowly replacing all the panels with fibreglass ones. The 6 is galvanised:p
Only because you wanted to bend down and lick the exhaust pipe. I was watching, hence why I voiced my concerns earlier. You love the 6 and want to make love to it. That and those piranha apparently. See post #24
No, check again, I said i would rather dangle my testicles in a tank of piranha than own a 6, a statement I still stand by! lol
And lick the exhaust? Well, yeah, maybe, but only because its a Longlife system, and im getting one for mine!
Also your all getting your cars mixed up again:roll:
Novas are the ones with the holes in the floors. Well not just the floors actually. Everywhere!!! Its the main reason mines kept in the dry and im slowly replacing all the panels with fibreglass ones. The 6 is galvanised:p
OOOOO, steady on, slating Novas now are we, thats a bit risky!!
And well done, the 6 is galvanised, that means it wont rust, but IMO, its a false economy to galvanise a car that will fall to bits before the rot could have ever set in anyway lol :thumb:
hehehe lol
awaiting witty reply...
No, check again, I said i would rather dangle my testicles in a tank of piranha than own a 6, a statement I still stand by! lol
Now your starting to worry me about this piranha thing. Im not going anywhere near any pet shops with you:eek:
And lick the exhaust? Well, yeah, maybe, but only because its a Longlife system, and im getting one for mine!
and licking exhuast systems is normal behavior is it? Oh dear I think your letting things slip in to this thread that should have been kept private:thumb: Car ****er!lol
OOOOO, steady on, slating Novas now are we, thats a bit risky!!
Nah, there are hardly any Nova owners on here anymore:p Anyway just stating FACT
And well done, the 6 is galvanised, that means it wont rust, but IMO, its a false economy to galvanise a car that will fall to bits before the rot could have ever set in anyway lol :thumb:
Couldn't find a bull**** piccy that wasn;t blocked by the swear filter. But thats what that statment is. Your just car-ist and thats a bad thing.
NOTE TO MODERATORS - Your bull**** smiley won't work due to the swear filter :mad:
Now your starting to worry me about this piranha thing. Im not going anywhere near any pet shops with you:eek:
Good, last time we did we had to have that gerbil sugically removed from your cock remember?
and licking exhuast systems is normal behavior is it? Oh dear I think your letting things slip in to this thread that should have been kept private:thumb: Car ****er!lol
Car ****er??? ive been called many a thing in my time, but never a car ****er! That was class, I must be doing something right training you in verbal abuse lol
Nah, there are hardly any Nova owners on here anymore:p Anyway just stating FACT
Since when did fact have anything to do with it? I have never tried to hide the fact that my hatred for french cars is, of the most part, unjustified. Its just great that theyre actually so crap, I can keep up an arguement that they are pants with no real evidence to back it up! :thumb:
Couldn't find a bull**** piccy that wasn;t blocked by the swear filter. But thats what that statment is. Your just car-ist and thats a bad thing.
Yes I am, and seeing as its now illegal to be most things 'ist', im enjoying it until its added to the list
Good, last time we did we had to have that gerbil sugically removed from your cock remember?
Ahh the memories. Its true im like a walking Female magnet. The poor little gerbil had it bad. I remember that you where sulking for days because she chose me.
Since when did fact have anything to do with it? I have never tried to hide the fact that my hatred for french cars is, of the most part, unjustified.
We have progress:thumb: But I knew that anyway;) Someone quote him on that...pleaselol
Yes I am, and seeing as its now illegal to be most things 'ist', im enjoying it until its added to the list
Me to, its going to be illegal to be a motor-ist soon:mad:what with the way things are going.
Well its been fun. See you on the morrow for a pint. That is if I don't kill myself on the dry ski slope or the quads first.
Make sure you wear plenty of layers, dry slopes burn like a *******!!
Dont worry about your crotch though, your mrs told me that even if you fell over with an erection, you'd still break your nose lol
lol lol Classic NL Mates Ripping it out of each other..
this is why i love this site...
Draper, Dar Your 306's are stil gay!!
And Bottlethroddy.. well i'mnot to sure i wanna come get those wheels now.. your car ****in antics and your piranha fettish is slightly worring..
lol
And Bottlethroddy.. well i'mnot to sure i wanna come get those wheels now.. your car ****in antics and your piranha fettish is slightly worring..
lol
Dont worry, just stick a potato in your tailpipe :thumb:
shat it novalicious !! i know my cars gay but im confident with my sexuality
Dont worry, just stick a potato in your tailpipe :thumb:
lol lol
another thing that worries me is this "Compomotive Horn" you said i gave you :wtf::eek: lol lol
lol lol
another thing that worries me is this "Compomotive Horn" you said i gave you :wtf::eek: lol lol
Yeah baby! Be afraid, be VERY afraid! :cool:
Ive just been reading this post and trying my hardest not to collapse on the floor in hysterics, this site is piss funny hehe, and its true there might not be many nova owners on here anymore (due to the fact that the majority of them have rotted away from existence, nova`s not the owners before anyone says it) but french cars in a whole are just plain GAYYYY!!!
lol
My 6 is a female. Gay female's are cool. Well the good looking ones are and the 6 is a looker ;)
I dunno. Ive never felt the urge to oil up your 6 and watch it with another oiled up 6.
But then again.... added to a naked flame, i might just change my mind lol lol
that makes my 1.6 the butch one lol ;)
that makes my 1.6 the butch one lol ;)
Just the way you like them then drap?
I dunno. Ive never felt the urge to oil up your 6 and watch it with another oiled up 6.
But then again.... added to a naked flame, i might just change my mind lol lol
Just because you have found out that my 6 is female, no need to insult her further, anyway you can go for Drapers butch 1.6 instead. Although if a 2l16v is a pretty female then a 1.6 must be the skinny little hairy porn bloke type. Just up your street!!:thumb:
Im not having Drapers sloppy seconds! That thing will be dripping all kinds of fluids by the time it got to me!
the best of it is that the "butch" 306 will be fetching parts to make my small block quicker than his XE ;)
lol lol lol
Im not having Drapers sloppy seconds!
not the first time thats been said on the interweb :thumb:
the best of it is that the "butch" 306 will be fetching parts to make my small block quicker than his XE ;)
lol lol lol
In the words of BT
Small Block = Small Cock.... 'Nuff said
the best of it is that the "butch" 306 will be fetching parts to make my small block quicker than his XE ;)
lol lol lol
lol BT's XE or Mine. Saying that both are non runners at the molol My 1 year old daughter on her scooter is faster than them both too:thumb:
In the words of BT
Small Block = Small Cock.... 'Nuff said
:wtf:
lol BT's XE or Mine. Saying that both are non runners at the molol My 1 year old daughter on her scooter is faster than them both too:thumb:
i thought we were on the same garlicy team in this thread lol
slightly off topic but since it smy topic i can, whens the first PVG track day ??
edit - im half-cut so i cant be ****d to go to the PVG website lol
lol BT's XE or Mine. Saying that both are non runners at the molol My 1 year old daughter on her scooter is faster than them both too:thumb:
This is true, in fact Megan on a scooter would probably worry me on most corners even with the engine in lol
Btw, can wasps actully spit?
i thought we were on the same garlicy team in this thread lol
slightly off topic but since it smy topic i can, whens the first PVG track day ??
Combe next month, check upcoming events section :thumb:
i thought we were on the same garlicy team in this thread lol
slightly off topic but since it smy topic i can, whens the first PVG track day ??
edit - im half-cut so i cant be ****d to go to the PVG website lol
lol Im just enjoying letting rip with the insults and banter:thumb:
Not sure about a PVG trackday but we will all be there at Combe on the 21st April. Well I will be and if I can help it happen BT will also be there.:D
Loads of other will be there as well. Just not sure who.
Btw, can wasps actully spit?
Apparently so. Its how they make there nests.
Btw, can wasps actully spit?
no
lol Im just enjoying letting rip with the insults and banter:thumb:
Not sure about a PVG trackday but we will all be there at Combe on the 21st April. Well I will be and if I can help it happen BT will also be there.:D
Loads of other will be there as well. Just not sure who.
No doubt sleeping in the van again. I do like a bit of midnight rapage while your asleep. Just dont do your sleeping bag up so tight next time, it was a pain in the ass gettin in it without waking you.
Edit: Pain in the ass... oops
no
damn.. was gona go raid the wasps nest in the shed for spit and sell it to some peugeot owners...
how funny would it be if we got someone incredibly drunk, then moved them to the start/finish straight when they KO'd
imagine waking up on combes tarmac lol
damn.. was gona go raid the wasps nest in the shed for spit and sell it to some peugeot owners...
just lexus lights for 5 door owners please
just lexus lights for 5 door owners please
LMAO, that would be like wearing a tee shirt saying 'im a tail gunner' and then trying to stick your cock in someones ear just to proove it lol
No doubt sleeping in the van again. I do like a bit of midnight rapage while your asleep. Just dont do your sleeping bag up so tight next time, it was a pain in the ass gettin in it without waking you.
Edit: Pain in the ass... oops
You call it a sleeping bad. When I do it up with you in the vicinity I call it a safe!
How did a thread about a 306 end up mentioning rapage in a sleeping bag lol
How did a thread about a 306 end up mentioning rapage in a sleeping bag lol
thats novaload for you, and 9 pages !! evcen female newbies dont get this much attention lol
I do like a bit of midnight rapage while your asleep. Just dont do your sleeping bag up so tight next time, it was a pain in the ass gettin in it without waking you.
I think you've just got a few people worried who were thinking of camping on PV weekend lollol
I think you've just got a few people worried who were thinking of camping on PV weekend lollol
Good, dont tell them Im not camping! :thumb:
here she is :thumb:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/draper01/pug.jpg
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/draper01/pug1.jpg
coochiSR
25-03-07, 07:10 PM
:eek: O well, good luck with that!
Matt2107
27-03-07, 02:14 PM
I've dished out some positive rep love for all the good sports on this thread.
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