Stiff Airlines

[Jack]

Clicky (http://blog.totalkiss.com/2007/03/man_flys_beside_corpse.html)

Joy, I'm flying to the desert with BA on Friday. Stuff the window seat, I'll be requesting a seat away from the dead person lol

[Philsutton]

lol least they wont make annoying noises like a baby crying for the whole flight like i had last time.

[Lee]

A quote from Mr Trinder in the Mirror reads "When I complained, I was told to 'get over it'. I was also told BA's corpse policy would remain 'unless I've got any better ideas'. In future, if I have a choice of airlines on a particular route I'll choose anyone but BA."

I can see the cabin crews point. there is nowhere else to put it! And at least they moved the cadiver out of cattle class so people didnt wake up with their head on her shoulder.

Maybe he would have prefered it if they stuck her in the kitchen area? or perhaps wedged the body into one of the luggage lockers?

Maybe he should put himself in the womans families shoes, and wonder what it would be like if his wife / mother died on a flight, and so as not to offend fat rich fcukers in first class, they wedge her body underthe pilots seat? or throw her in the thunderbox and hang an 'out of order' sign on the door.

No wonder the cabin crew were short with him, in sensitive wakner!

[Philsutton]

he probably would have been happier if they had thrown her out the door? lol

[burgo]

flush her down the loo obviously

[Jack]

they wedge her body underthe pilots seat?
Then invite some poor unsuspecting little scrote of a kid into the cabin to meet the pilot? I like your thinking!! lol lol lol

[Lee]

Then invite some poor unsuspecting little scrote of a kid into the cabin to meet the pilot? I like your thinking!! lol lol lol

especially if they leave her head sticking out facing up, and then put a sticker on her face saying 'Emergency Autopilot' :thumb:

[draper]

especially if they leave her head sticking out facing up, and then put a sticker on her face saying 'Emergency Autopilot' :thumb:

FPMSL

[Jack]

http://pr.aspira.org/images/pie%20chart.jpg

73% of post readers say "more stiffs under pilots seats please". The above chart proves this FACT

[Dar]

I reckon they should install this on all planes and stick the stiff outside. A harness and pulley arrangement would enable the staff to strap them in and send them outside. It also has the added bonus of freezing the stiff to preserve it:thumb:
http://davesrcflight.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/photos/wing_walk.jpg

[burgo]

dar your thinking about this to much lol

[mowgli]

At last, someone died during the flight, as opposed to the usual horrible fiery crash landing.
Note to razorjack, don't watch 'air america' or 'passenger57' or that 911 thing before you go...........