View Full Version : ***The Story Thread***
NovaLad
16-03-07, 02:22 AM
Did this in previous forums and it worked a treat and turned out to be a great laugh.
Ok here is what we will do...
I will start off a story and you have to make it with me buy posting after the last 2 people or more that posted. We will see how well it goes over a day or 2 then decide whether to end it or not lol Believe me "ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN"
:)***RULES***:)
1).You can't use more than 10 words pair post.
2).You can't post, then re- post directly after. (CHEATING)
3).You can only post after 2 people have posted or more.
4).Try and make it make sence.
5).Try and make it funny.
6).HAVE FUN!!!
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Thankyou!
:thumb:NovaLad16:thumb:
NovaLad
16-03-07, 02:26 AM
:thumb:Ok i will start off the story!!!...:thumb:
One day jebadiah woke up sweating, and realised he had...
DeepSnoozer
16-03-07, 03:13 AM
One day jebadiah woke up sweating, and realised he had... A quite short penis, so he logged into www.novaload.net (http://www.novaload.net) and...
...thought "Fcuk, another one of these sh!t threads."
The end.
Matt2107
16-03-07, 09:25 AM
That was short and sweet.
lol Sod Jack the giant killer...we have....
Jack the thread killer <gurrrrrrr>
JSeymour
16-03-07, 10:38 AM
Did this in previous forums and it worked a treat and turned out to be a great laugh.
Ok here is what we will do...
I will start off a story and you have to make it with me buy posting after the last 2 people or more that posted. We will see how well it goes over a day or 2 then decide whether to end it or not lol Believe me "ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN"
:)***RULES***:)
1).You can't use more than 10 words pair post.
2).You can't post, then re- post directly after. (CHEATING)
3).You can only post after 2 people have posted or more.
4).Try and make it make sence.
5).Try and make it funny.
6).HAVE FUN!!!
************************************************** *******
Thankyou!
:thumb:NovaLad16:thumb:
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A bear walked into a pub
He said "can i have a pint of................................................ ..........larger"
The Barman said "why the big paws"
lol lol
Horse walks into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
^ thats my generic "crap joke" lol
NovaLad
16-03-07, 12:58 PM
Lol There is no pleasing you guys is there lol !!!
chris-gsi
16-03-07, 01:02 PM
lol,i like these threads and gets people in one topic and having a laughf,shame someone ended it quick
NovaLad
16-03-07, 01:12 PM
Yeah... I forgot it wasnt in the correct forum topic... But still, it was something to do lol
2 blonde ladys walk into a building
you would have thought one of them would have seen it
Lol There is no pleasing you guys is there lol !!!
Yeah, there is. Just stop mincing around lol
lmfao, whilst nosing google for other "walk into a bar..." jokes, I found this gem:
Remember the millions of mutations of the string-in-a-bar joke that were making the rounds some months ago? Well, after milliseconds of intense thought, I came up with a version that I think is actually funny:
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
OBVIOUSLY that joke made me LOL so hard lol lol :tard:
Shakespear walks into a pub, the bar man looks him up and down and says "sorry mate your bard"
^^ my default crap joke.
chris-gsi
16-03-07, 03:01 PM
razor jack i didnt get the laces joke?
NovaLad
16-03-07, 03:18 PM
WTF
Matt2107
16-03-07, 03:46 PM
String?
RJ your geekyness is showing;) lol
What's Mary short for?
'Cos she's got little legs.
A man walks into a bar and orders a pint and stands by the cigarette machine to get some tabs but it won't take his cash, suddenly, he hears a voice saying, "gay hair mate" he looks about, but no-ones there. He moves to the jukebox and hears a voice saying "have you been working out mate?" He looks around and see's nothing, then he hears the voice again - "Thats a nice motor you got in the carpark".
He goes back to the bar to drink up and says to the barman, "whats with the voices?" The barman replies, "oh, don't listen to them, the jukebox is alright, but the fag machines just out of order"
I walked into a bar. It hurt, it was an iron bar.
A man walked into the doctors, he knocked both of them over.
whats orange and sounds like a parrot ??? a carrot
Whats black & white & eats like a horse???
a zebra
2 irish lumberjacks answered an advert for tree fellers.
They didn't get it because there were only 2 of them.
I walked into the local hardware store and asked for 6. M8 allen headed screws.
'how long would you like them?' said the assistant
'I want to keep them'
lol The thread has been rescued with hilariously bad jokes.
JSeymour
16-03-07, 11:34 PM
knock, knock.
I think the pizzas are here
NovaLad
16-03-07, 11:58 PM
If you wanted a hillerious bad joke forum you should have just asked lol !!!
Sorry, I didn't start the jokes, but it does seem like a good idea.
the story thing is quite a good idea, but maybe not on this site. there would be some very random plot lines
NovaLad
17-03-07, 12:10 AM
HAHHAAHAHAHA yehh!!! lol ... So you enjoy your pizza?? what you have on it?
Novadex
17-03-07, 08:52 AM
Two blondes either side of a river, one shouts to the other "How do you get tho the other side?" the other replys "You are on the other side". lol
RJ your geekyness is showing;) lol
Not my joke! Random googleness!!
Not my joke! Random googleness!!
Ahh, but you got it lol Only the 'geeks' of this world know about NULL terminated strings;) Me included, but hey being a geek pays ??:D
The normal response if you tell a computer joke like that is this
razor jack i didnt get the laces joke?
hehe, I'm going to call them "laces" instead of "strings" now lol
Dim strVariable as Lace... I think it has a good ring to it LOL
2 irish lumberjacks answered an advert for tree fellers.
They didn't get it because there were only 2 of them.
lol Good old fashioned family racisim ha ha
01110 111001 01 0011 011 00010101010101111000100101 001 001 00101
What's that say then Jack? lol
I'd guess, roughly translated, that means "Don't stand around jabbering when your life is in danger" lol
DeepSnoozer
17-03-07, 12:54 PM
Once upon a time, there was a man....
Novadex
17-03-07, 01:23 PM
Once upon a time, there was a man....
i think ull find there were several.
NovaLad
17-03-07, 02:45 PM
Nah their was one man and one women... names= Adam & Eve
NovaLad16
vallanc3
17-03-07, 02:52 PM
whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? gang rape
NovaLad
17-03-07, 02:56 PM
lolhahahahahaalol
whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? gang rape
wrong, so wrong
but funny !!
whats brown and sounds like a bell
dunggggggg!!
Once upon a time, there was a man....
he had a wooden leg, and a parrot on his shoulder....
goldengraham
17-03-07, 11:31 PM
he had a wooden leg, and a parrot on his shoulder....
A.K.A pirate
Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other.. 'can you smell carrot....?'
Sorry, that ones been bugging me for ages.
My daughter is to blame for this one:
Chickens are rubbish drivers........
But they can park, park, park, park
meanwhile, back at the thread....
Eve said, 'Adam, you lucky sod, no mother-in-law'
meanwhile, back at the thread....
Eve said, 'Adam, you lucky sod, no mother-in-law'
Adam replied, "And no father-in-law to pay for the wedding"
to be picky, as there were only two people, then there was no vicar or the mandatory 2 witnesses for the wedding to be legal, according to gods law. And the only tree was an apple tree, so the drink at the p1ssup would be cider, the drink of choice for the west country & whitesnake fans.
AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
So a woman walks into a chemists and says;
'Do you have cotton wool balls?'
the man replies;
'Do I look like a teddy bear?'
Man walks into a butchers, and the Butcher says 'i bet you cant reach that meat on the top shelf'
'im not betting' said the man
'Why not'..?
'The steaks are too high!!'!
I rate that a 10 on the 'funny when very drunk' scale
A Blonde's house is on fire so she rings the fire brigade and says "help my house is on fire" the fireman says "how do we get there" blonde says " HELLO!!! In the big red truck!!!!"
fpmsl
Btw NovaLad nice a*se lickin sig lol lol
NovaLad
18-03-07, 02:39 PM
LMFAO...I had been noticing that you lot have really good mechanical skills or atleast most lol... A*rse licking? Me? haha...
NovaLad16
A dwarf woman goes to the doctors;
'doctor, every time it rains, I get really sore down below'
The doctor says, 'well, its sunny today, are you ok?'
'Yes' she replies.
'Ok' says the doctor, 'next time it rains, come straight in.'
Sure enough it rains, and she goes straight to the doctors.
He puts her on the table, grabs a scalpel and rummages about for a few minutes. Then he gets her to stand up again.
'Oh doctor, that feels wonderful, what did you do?'
'I cut 3 inches off your wellies!'
A lad walks into his local chemists.
'Can I have some condoms?'
'Sorry, sir we've sold out, have you tried Boots?'
'I'm not planning to kick her!!!'
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