bored

[Jack]

I'm sat in a building at the ar$e-end of the airfield in Culdrose. Nothing to do. Sun is out. Nobody else is here. What to do?

[Lee]

Have a w@nk!

[Driver]

i say have a burgo

[Jack]

Wonder how far I'd get if I tried to streak the airfield...

[wisewood]

Go for a poo. I have all my best ideas while sat having a poo. Think its something to do with the pressure on my brain as i push.

[Stuart]

call st mawgan and request an air strike.

[Dave.]

set off the emergency fire alarm, or take all the bog roll and throw it round the room

god, 3 days into yr8 we threw bog roll round the classroom, it was hilarious, we refused to clean it so we had out lesson covered in bog roll lol

[Driver]

just realised your on an airstrip

top speed runs/driftin/general eratic behavour(sp)

althought the streaking idea sound slike a laugh

[Chris]

the burgo option means fantisise about the said character whilst mastubating

[Matt2107]

I voted hide... Play hide and seek with yourself.

Or alternatively... play renaultgotchi... and send me a load of challenges.

[wisewood]

set off the emergency fire alarm, or take all the bog roll and throw it round the room

god, 3 days into yr8 we threw bog roll round the classroom, it was hilarious, we refused to clean it so we had out lesson covered in bog roll lol

Funny story. :thumb:

[Lee]

set off the emergency fire alarm, or take all the bog roll and throw it round the room

god, 3 days into yr8 we threw bog roll round the classroom, it was hilarious, we refused to clean it so we had out lesson covered in bog roll lol

Bring back the Cane!! lol

[Jack]

set off the emergency fire alarm, or take all the bog roll and throw it round the room

god, 3 days into yr8 we threw bog roll round the classroom, it was hilarious, we refused to clean it so we had out lesson covered in bog roll lol
I'm not in year 8 though? lol

[Dave.]

ye but still..... would be a good laugh

[wisewood]

no it wouldnt... because he's not in year 8.

[Dave.]

ok, throw something that you would think was fun around the room

and not sh*t... please lol

[Jack]

Exactly. And I'm sure MGS and mod plod would fail to see the amusing side of me filling a room with toilet paper, then hitting the fire alarm button. Considering I'm the only one here, it'd be pretty obvious who it was!!

Fcuk it, if the people I'm covering for aren't back by 3:30, I'm sodding off to the Lizard Cider Barn :D

[Dave.]

good on yer.

or you could do what everyone else would do, have a sleep lol

[wisewood]

thats another teenager thing. once you exit puberty your energy levels increase again :)

[Dar]

I was going to suggest strapping a fire extinguisher to your seat and use it as a thruster. But I guess your in cider land now.
EDIT: Re-read your last post, so ROCKET CHAIR!!

[Dave.]

thats another teenager thing. once you exit puberty your energy levels increase again :)

do they, argh no more lazing around for me

see, even though im off school i learn something, even if it is a dissapointment lol

[Alex.]

Go the beach and bring me back something nice :p

[wisewood]

some sand?

[Ash]

so... watcha do RJ?

BTW xXxnovaxXx surely term started in September, so how can you be only one your 3rd day of year 8?

[draper]

RJ must still be hiding lol

[Matt2107]

RJ must still be hiding lol

I reckon he attempted the streak down the runway but was shot by a sniper in the buttocks.

[Alex.]

He's here it's ok. But I has no sand :(

[Matt2107]

Check inbetween his bollocks... doesn't matter if he kept his clothes on or not.. when you go to the beach it gets in there regardless.

[Dar]

Check inbetween his bollocks... doesn't matter if he kept his clothes on or not.. when you go to the beach it gets in there regardless.
lol You speak the truth!

[Alex.]

Check inbetween his bollocks... doesn't matter if he kept his clothes on or not.. when you go to the beach it gets in there regardless.
No sand there ;)

[Jack]

The beach was washed away:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Scenic/Misc/2007_03060006.jpg

For reference, that dot in front of the breaking wave is a large seagull lol

Looked like this round the corner last night:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Scenic/Misc/2007_03060022a.jpg

[bump]

It's been pretty rough down there recently. A mate of mine is spending most of his day on the lifeboat, instead of the usual 2 shouts a week.

[Jack]

Yeah, heard a few calls over the tannoy for the sea king to go out. Had an amusing text conversation with Alex lol

Me: Apparently a surfer is in distress
Alex: In distress where?
Me: Well I'd hazard a guess at 'in the sea'

[bump]

Nice to see Alex was on the ball again lol

[BigStan]

Yeah, heard a few calls over the tannoy for the sea king to go out. Had an amusing text conversation with Alex lol

Me: Apparently a surfer is in distress
Alex: In distress where?
Me: Well I'd hazard a guess at 'in the sea'

Almost as good as the flashbang files ! lol lol

[Matt2107]

In her defence... she is a woman. lol

[Alex.]

In her defence... she is a woman. lol

Stfu spammer! lol
He could of been in distress there! How was I supposed to know Jack was being nosey and listening to the radio things?:p

[Jim Mcrae]

lol

[Jack]

Stfu spammer! lol
He could of been in distress there! How was I supposed to know Jack was being nosey and listening to the radio things?:p
PMSL why would a surfer be in the middle of a Naval airstrip?!? Although that could explain why he was in distress lol

[Matt2107]

Stfu spammer! lol
He could of been in distress there! How was I supposed to know Jack was being nosey and listening to the radio things?:p

News flash!!!

Surfer nearly drowns on Naval Airstrip base.
Witnesses report the surfer decided to pick up some sick ass sink waves and got into difficulty as he struck his head on one of the taps.

15 helicopters were scrambled to rescue the poor extreme sports fanatic with the intention of using the down force from the "whirly" blades to push the water out of the sink.

However the day was saved by a bored unix server technician when he exclaimed "why not just pull the plug."

[BigStan]

lol lol lol