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rsintheplace
06-03-07, 06:09 PM
Sex facts!


Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
There mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

flashbang
06-03-07, 06:13 PM
lol good to know how many calarioes you got in you mate

rsintheplace
06-03-07, 06:17 PM
haha, one of those emails which is floating around work at mo, thought id share it lol

Mazz
06-03-07, 07:18 PM
Thats made me smile :)

Dave.
06-03-07, 08:42 PM
im really gonna need that at my age lol

Iain
06-03-07, 09:05 PM
Pretty good lol I wonder how many of you will try the following to get yourselves some.. lol


The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.