View Full Version : A diary of my sleep walking antics
Matt2107
06-03-07, 11:13 AM
Right... apparently last night my girlfriend woke up to find my hands on her face. Now I'm not sure if I was trying to throttle her or not, (she hasn't done anything to warrant it) but this is just another instance of my sleep walking.
I've decided I'll keep a diary posted on here everytime something "out of the ordinary" happens.
In the past I've packed a bag full of slippers and tv remotes, tried to plug holes in the wall that weren't there and scribbled on a notepad in the dark amongst other things. Now obviously I'll only know about them if either I wake up or my gf wakes up. Apparently the unbroken sleep I experience is a form of epilepcy (sp) that only occurs at night.
I quite often get a decent amount of kip 8-10 hours but wake up feeling knackered... this leads me to believe that I'm probably not aware of every instance.
Novadex
06-03-07, 03:19 PM
I got up once when i was seriously drunk, cant remember any of it but apparently my X found me in her wardrobe trying to put on her tank top so i could go down stairs and use the toilet. Well i wouldnt want her dad to find me starkers would i?? lol
Matt2107
06-03-07, 03:23 PM
Sure you weren't after a bra and thong? lol
I have night time touretts. If the gf talks to me while im asleep i swear liberaly at her lmao.
Novadex
06-03-07, 03:31 PM
Sure you weren't after a bra and thong? lol
No Mat that would just be wierd :roll: lol
I did psychology sleep. I dont remember much though. It's just you're brain trying to sort out current things in it's own way. lol
Matt2107
06-03-07, 03:57 PM
It's quite annoying really as some days I wake up feeling like I haven't been to sleep. lol
Novadex
06-03-07, 04:03 PM
Ive tried to get out a window on the top floor at a mates house a few time, My X had to drag me back in as i was half way out. And another time i walked into his mums room and just stood at the door way, scared the sh1t out of her lol Im lucky the ol man wernt there lol
i once drempt i was eating a giant marshmellow and woke up with no pillow and a very dry mouth lol
I once woke to find that at some point during the night i decided it was good idea to drain half the water out of the fish tank!
I got up once when i was seriously drunk, cant remember any of it but apparently my X found me in her wardrobe trying to put on her tank top so i could go down stairs and use the toilet. Well i wouldnt want her dad to find me starkers would i?? lol
but youd rather he found you in her tank top? :wtf: lol lol
Novadex
06-03-07, 07:56 PM
Glad you got it :thumb: lol
P.S: i didnt get as far as putting it on, just sizeing it up lol lol
I usually only get as far as waving my arms about, although I never sleep when there's someone else in the bed (not like that! Well not always) so only a few people have experienced it - including one girl who I elbowed in the face during my sleep. Woke myself up doing it, but not her. I wake up with a sore elbow, and she wakes up with a sore nose... and she never put two and two together lol
Alex will have a full on conversation in her sleep about random stuff. Also woke up one night to find her frantically searching the bed as she'd "lost my points" LMFAO :wtf:
Matt2107
07-03-07, 10:46 AM
As far as I'm aware last night was ok.
I can't keep secrets etc as I do tend to mumble in my sleep.
I occasionally wake up randomly and one of my arms will be pointing at the ceiling and completely drained of blood, dead as feck!
Ive also woken up on the other side of the mrs and neither of us woke up during the night. Very odd!
Matt2107
07-03-07, 12:06 PM
I occasionally wake up randomly and one of my arms will be pointing at the ceiling
Sure that's your arm? lol
Alex will have a full on conversation in her sleep about random stuff. Also woke up one night to find her frantically searching the bed as she'd "lost my points" LMFAO :wtf:
Crazynesslol
Matt2107
07-03-07, 03:11 PM
:D
Alex will have a full on conversation in her sleep about random stuff. Also woke up one night to find her frantically searching the bed as she'd "lost my points" LMFAO :wtf:
I think I may have a plausable explanation.
She must have been grading your horizontal bedroom fox trot antics ;) (if you know what I mean) on a points system... and she woke in the night to find that you....... (select an answer)
1. let her sleep in the wet patch
or
2. hadn't put her nighty down when you'd finished
Therefore she was actually notifying you that you had been deducted points.
She must have said "your losing points"
:D
I think I may have a plausable explanation.
She must have been grading your horizontal bedroom fox trot antics ;) (if you know what I mean) on a points system... and she woke in the night to find that you....... (select an answer)
1. let her sleep in the wet patch
or
2. hadn't put her nighty down when you'd finished
Therefore she was actually notifying you that you had been deducted points.
She must have said "your losing points"
How random is that?! I don't wear a nighty
:D
2. hadn't put her nighty down when you'd finished
ROFLMAO lol
Hilarious ramblings...
LMFAO your imagination is amazing. I talk in my sleep too, and apparently I was once walking downstairs in my sleep (heading for the door) but don't remember that.
Matt2107
07-03-07, 03:59 PM
LMFAO your imagination is amazing. I talk in my sleep too, and apparently I was once walking downstairs in my sleep (heading for the door) but don't remember that.
I've done the whole walking around naked thing... except when i was walking downstairs I tripped at the last stair and woke my mom up (when I lived at home) who came to investigate. Needless to say she probably saw my winky. Was about 16 at the time. lol
rednova
13-03-07, 09:48 PM
I occasionally wake up randomly and one of my arms will be pointing at the ceiling and completely drained of blood, dead as feck!
I knew a lad who gave himself a black eye because of that - he woke up and his arm jus fell and cracked him across his face lol
I find that I partially sleep walk - im aware that im doing it but im not out of the dream state - Ive broken a cd rack and thrown it downstairs, woke my mum - when asked what im doing i just replied - its ok dad said I could break it
either that or im in the same position as in the dream and i'll wake up say 3 in the morning and wonder where the hell my mates gone that I was just talking tolol
appently last weekend i throw everything off the chess freezer put a suitcase on there and used it as a pillow my mum woke me and told me to go to bed i dont remeber any of it not even her waking me lol
womble sri
13-03-07, 10:25 PM
i slept walked when i was about 14 i was on holiday with my parents and i got up in the middle of the night walked out of our apartment, down 3 flights of stairs and across a dual carridgeway. i climed over the central reservation and everything and woke up to some bird shaking me. i was well startled standing there in my boxers and ran back across the dual carridgeway doh! then i had to bang on the door for 20 mins till my parents realised i was gone as they thought it was some pissed up kids. scary stuff
i sleep walk, when i was about 10 i walked downstars, into the kitchen, back upstairs and fell asleep in the bath when it was empty, wiered lol
hendrix
14-03-07, 09:40 AM
lol my gf caught me talking in my sleep about doing 'stuff' with an ex once lol :roll:
Also after particularly heavy sesh on the booze I woke up hugging the toilet after going to sleep in my room
I have really vivid dreams that I can easily remember but when I tell people they tend to look at me funny. So I won't post about any of them here.
However my wife used to (and still does on occasion) gasp, sit bolt up right and say there where two blokes at the bottom of the bed. The first time this happened I was instantly in kill mode. Fightened the crap out of me to be honest. She just laid back down and went to sleep. I however was awake for ages. I've got used to it now though:D
Once when she was pregnant she decided to do a runner instead of just gasping and pointing. If I hadn't caught her(I sleep light) she would have ran straight off of the bed and in to the walllol
I myself have had a few odd moments, but they have been after nights out on the piss. Except one when I was probably 8 or so. I got up went to the bathroom and went to releave myself in the washing basket. Thankfully (for them) my parents where in the bathroom cleaning their teeth and pointed me in the right direction:thumb:
Also after particularly heavy sesh on the booze I woke up hugging the toilet after going to sleep in my room
your not the only one mate :thumb:
Matt2107
14-03-07, 12:45 PM
If I hadn't caught her(I sleep light) she would have ran straight off of the bed and in to the walllol
How big's your bed? lol
I knew this would happen... I start a post and the sleep walking stops. :roll:
london_chris
14-03-07, 03:22 PM
put harnesses in the bed
ste porter
14-03-07, 04:09 PM
i on ocasion dream get up in the morning and think it was all real and cant understand why things i dreamed were there and now are not.
also i have a habbit of being very violent when i sleep if my girlfriend rolls over and hugs me 9 times out of 10 i will swing my arms out violently and scream get the **** off ect its realy strange i didnt belive her untill she filmed me doing it and showed me
she filmed me doing it and showed me
:eek: the threads turning blue !!
mine always seems to be 'on the beer crazyness' went out for a quiet pint monday with an old scholl friend and ended up waking my dad up at 2am telling him i was moving back home :tard:
Matt2107
15-03-07, 12:00 PM
*** Update ***
Last night my gf woke up to find me sat bolt upright in bed and apologising.
Apparently I was saying "I'm really sorry but I've told them all" over and over again. She pressed me for info and it turned out I was under the impression that I've told everyone that our leather sofas are not made from real leather.
Should ****ing hope not the price I paid for them.
I have no recollection of this but I'm tired... might have been the fact that i was playing Rainbow 6 Vegas till 12:30am.
Matt2107
19-03-07, 04:43 PM
Last night I was sat up and had my index finger extended drawing circles on the bed covers and then pressing the middle of them.
Don't know wtf thats about???
I'd like to add that I don't indulge in mind altering drugs.
I was woken up on Friday night unusually :thumb:
ROTFLMFBO!
Just read this thread start to finish and its fcuking hilaroius!!! Honestly im on the brink of literall pishing myself here!
Ill add my bit :D
When i was with the Ex, for some reason she woke me up in the middle of the night, to which i just swung round, punched her in the face (braking her nose in the process!) and went back to bed!! When i woke i was none the wiser and was convinced that she had got up in the night for the loo and walked into a door lol
Matt2107
15-05-07, 10:00 AM
It appears after a fairly long period of inactivity I am now up to no good again during the night.
Last night my gf woke to find me walking to each wall in the bedroom and touching them. When she asked what I was doing i replied "Touching walls" kinda as if it was a normal thing to do. :)
A stern come back to bed resulted in me doing exactly that and falling asleep instantly.
lol lol thats brilliant...
NovaLad
16-05-07, 01:18 AM
When i was younger i would dream about my mum dieing and seeing her get killed or even kill herself. I would wake up panting and shaking...The one i allways rememebr and even told my mum about was seeing her on top of a clock tower, she jumped off and was swinging there as she had hung herself.
A couple years later i started sleep walking at 1st i would just walk downstairs then back up a couple of times then go back to sleep. I then started doing worse things such as slamming doors and picking up radiators and frowing them well still plugged in. A weird one was dreaming about too many numbers being around me and saying to my parents there are too many "help" which went on for a while. The best ones where having a dream that i was in a house and something was outside makign a weird horrible noise that **** me up. I would then think i was awake go downstairs look outside and see the thing there and run upstairs and go back to sleep.
About 4 years ago i started having dreams of my dad drowning in front of me as he couldn't swim and then being at the funeral seeing him lowered into the ground but allways withotu a lid on the coffin.
The newest one was about 3 month ago which was a year since my dads ex had died. i was seeing her in my sleep and talking to her but i wasn't scared for some reason.
Apart from the above i havn't had any other problems for a couple of months. Surely all the death in my dreams must mean something.
Sorry for writing an essay just giving you my story of what i have to put up with.
Thankyou
Anybody doing a degree in psychology? Looks like you have an ideal dissertation subject candidate above lol
I can usually only remember my dreams for a while after waking up. They're a bit odd, but always involve people I know.
my dreams have been really vivid lately and normally quite wrong ;)
altho i did dream about the llandlow trackday the other night :wtf:
Matt2107
16-05-07, 09:26 AM
Were you driving a car with an engine or pushing a shell!?
i was driving the car cheeky mofo, altho it broke down on th eway home lol better get breakdown cover
Matt2107
16-05-07, 09:47 AM
Couldn't help myself ;)
I had a dream last night that I collected 3 more points on my license... hope that doesnt come true.
valverguy
17-05-07, 08:56 PM
funny this thread should pop up. But my GF's house is proper haunted. i dont care who says what about paranormal activities but i have seen and heard it all for my self. Thing is though when ever i sleep at her house i always do weird things in my sleep. my latest antic was waking up shakin my mrs and saying wake up wake up. when she woke up i proceeded to ask what the **** have u done with my petrol cap. then apparently for like a full 5 mins i was an inch from her facing screaming at the top of my voice where the **** is my petrol cap. in the morning i woke up and rolled over to give her a cuddle and she just burst into tears saying she was so scared she didnt sleep for hours and just cried. Sacred the hell out of me because i had no idea what so ever. Imagine i actualy physicaly hurt her? i couldnt live with my self but i wouldnt even know what i had done. I think its something to do with her house. as i dont tend to have outbursts in my own place!
NovaLad
18-05-07, 12:19 AM
Err if the subject is going to differ to paranormal also then i allways see orbs (supposed spirits floating around) and even have video's on my phone from when we was in my mates house and a orb came near me and circled.
That same night we re recorded in a different part of the house in the dark again and their was another that goes up the side of my mate and vanishes.
Lastly i was sat at a computer desk in dim light with my 2 mates and the glass on the table moved and slid across the table about 6 inches infront of our eyes. The weird thing is that it didn't make a noise it was as if it was hovering just above the surface of the desk.
Gotta love how Most Haunted has loads of "orbs" on it, and they almosty orgasm over them. Spiritual dust, nice
Most Haunted is just pure comedy though. They've been exposed as frauds but I still love to watch Derek going hard at it pretending to be "possessed" lol lol lol
Matt2107
18-05-07, 08:58 AM
"Mary loves dick, Mary loves dick"
Thats my favourite episode.
I thought that they had booted Derek form the show, so he's only on re runs after they found him as a fraud?
im always seeing spirits ;)
Rick Eedles and Kreed Kafer (I think the latter was the one in Bodmin Gaol) were amusing "possessions" lol
I'm sure he did get booted off (as it'd be pretty difficult after Ceiran ousted him on national TV lol) but as to whether they've done any after that, without him, I'm not sure. Seen some with a different "medium" but not sure if those are pre- or post- Derek.
Incidentally, my friend Fat Kate used to have a budgie called Derek. He died. OOoooOOOOooOOooOOOOOO SPOOOOKY CONNECTION! Or not. I think he just couldn't put up with me and my friends farting on him all the time.
Incidentally, my friend Fat Kate used to have a budgie called Derek. He died.
Nah 'Fat Kate' ate itlol
As for dreams, I can remember mine quite vivdly 'usually', but they are disturbing to say the least. What does dreaming about throwing people off of the street, in to traffic on the motorway and watching them come apart when they are hit say about a person:confused:
Nah 'Fat Kate' ate itlol
Well we did find his body in a pizza box lol
Come to think of it, she has a record of pet deaths. She also had a hamster called Wayne who ate himself to death - ate all his bedding, about 3x his body mass - and then another called Penis (don't ask) who literally pooped himself to death one night. Two other budgies, one of which she gave away but the other died. Suspected brain damage where it kept flying into walls at full tilt.
Matt2107
18-05-07, 11:08 AM
Penis (don't ask) who literally pooped himself to death one night.
Probably had "wet tail" which normally leads to copious amounts of the runs.
Little buggers get dehydrated very quickly and also refuse to eat.
Suspected brain damage where it kept flying into walls at full tilt.
while being chased by 'fat kate' who was weilding to slices of bread and some pepper ??
while being chased by 'fat kate' who was weilding to slices of bread and some pepper ??
I would say that, that was a fair betlol
Poor Fat Kate. How FAT is FAT Kate anyway RJ?
maybe shes PHAT ?? goes raving wearing multi coulered leg warmers and glowsticks ??
if she is FAT try not to imagine the above :thumb:
Matt2107
18-05-07, 02:53 PM
The question on everyone's mind about "FAT KATE" is... did you poke her Jack?
Im also wondering if all RJ's mates have a one word description in front of their names like :-
FAT Kate
SLIM Jim
NYMPHO Dorris
LONG John
TESTIES Stuart
TALL Lee
etc etc
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