my girlfriend's joke contribution...

[staggy_gsi]

scientists have crossed a male chicken with an onion and have finally got a cock that brings tears to a womans eyes.

lame

[Iain]

Slap her.

[staggy_gsi]

will do...

[Alex.]

lol

[Lee]

Come back with this one....

Scientists have finally identified the useless bit of skin around a fanny.

Its called 'the woman'

Just as lame, but same sort of impact.

[Riggy]

lol i love the cheesey jokes :thumb:

[draper]

good idea hiding your own sht jokes behind 'er indoors tho ;)

[staggy_gsi]

shut it draper! it was actually her joke though i swear!!!

[mowgli]

they crossed a hedghog with an owl and got a prick that stayed up all night!

[Dave.]

haha at mowgli's joke

[Matt2107]

Definately worth a bit of wife beating.