online drag racing

[burgo]

they dont have to be real email,

for eample

1@2.com but that one is already taken lol!!!lol wicked just tried a@b.com and it worked lol guess what im gonna be doing later.....v6 here i come lol

[Dpnova]

haha !

[Ash]

huh, i just did a 16.150 in a stardard clio

[wisewood]

burgo - my plan didnt work lol

[wisewood]

correction... yes it does. I missed something.

[J4MES]

cant believe you're all cheating!!! tried it but my computer wont let me!!:mad: :mad: :mad: lol lol

[burgo]

correction... yes it does. I missed something.so how much you got now then??

[chris-gsi]

so how do u get these funny credits?

[Ash]

i think im allowed to cheat tho, i've got the slowest car lol

[J4MES]

so how do u get these funny credits?

think its set up another profile....

id probably cheat if it let me....

[wisewood]

so how much you got now then??
lol dunno. its not fully cheating the way i explained, some of it is manual, but still quick money.

edit: i've just checked, and so far i've given myself 5k.

[burgo]

bugger that means wisey wll be whooping everyone then :(

[wisewood]

just adding some more lol


edit: added another 5k worth and realised i hadn't filled out the free credits form lol

[Ash]

I'VE GOT A TURBO!!

sorry

[wisewood]

I've just got the V6, with induction, ECU, wheels 1, exhaust 1 ... it runs a mid 14 seconds.

POO!!!

looks lovely in the garage though.

http://www.wisew.co.uk/random/v6_power.jpg


So all you beginners... might as well challenge wisewood as i can't get any decent speed outta this old thing at the moment.

[burgo]

bastid

[wisewood]

its not my fault. In the 'User manual' it states that there are cheats but they're not going to tell me what they are - well you all already discussed the method of cheating i have used - i just found a way to automate a significant part of that lol

Just added it up, and i am 13,000 credits short of having a fully tuned V6 monster. Get them challenges coming lol I expect to lose them all, so that'll be 1,300 races required to get the points.

[Dpnova]

my mate uses that program that automates your form filling

[Dpnova]

im gonna set up 80 accounts and buy a drag car lol!!

[wisewood]

i didn't 'use' anything to auto fill the forms... i made something that does it for me on a loop :D

[burgo]

i just did a 9.1 :)

[wisewood]

i just did a p.b in my new car... 14.1 lol

I'm gonna get a load of credits back later though from all the challenges i sent out today while i still had the quick car, so hopefully by tomorrow morning i should have enough credits to get myself a few more bits and pieces. Might go straight for the turbo and leave the tyres lol

[burgo]

i just did a p.b in my new car... 14.1 lolonly 5 sconds behind then lol not to bad

[chris-gsi]

wise wood to in a row, slow car you got there,hehehehe:thumb:

[chimp007_uk]

alanmoore1, let me win some its getting boring, i'll stop returning your challenges

[J4MES]

9.7 with no nitrous!!!

[burgo]

alanmoore1, let me win some its getting boring, i'll stop returning your challengesthen you get fined 50 credits

[chimp007_uk]

then you get fined 50 credits

????

[novamadman]

????

sorry chap went through it mself jut nice to win some races now for a change.

burgo means if you do not reply to a challenge within a week of it bing issued you lose 50 credits per challenge you dont respond to.

[burgo]

sorry chap went through it mself jut nice to win some races now for a change.

burgo means if you do not reply to a challenge within a week of it bing issued you lose 50 credits per challenge you dont respond to.thats what i said lol

[chris-gsi]

some one challenge me.im bored:(

[tom_beverley]

Just logged onto renaultgotchi.........


Wisewood,









21 Challenges lol

Just when I was starting to even out my Wins/Losses lol

[chris-gsi]

tom whats your user name onit????

[tom_beverley]

tom_beverley, same as on here mate, whats yours

[chris-gsi]

lol tom how good are races

[Ash]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/421/cliosiw7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:eek:

[Ash]

new PB: 13.7, really need tyres tho.

*cough* wisewood - cheats please

[KPautomotive]

i dont seem to win any money :(

How do you get decent starts with no wheel spin?

Whats this easy money cheat too lol

[wisewood]

tom - if you challenge me back you'll win, my car is currently running mid 14's after i upgraded to the V6.

nova-pilot... its not a simple "cheat" its quite long winded unless you're clever like me lol

KP, if you want your car not to wheelspin, concentrate on buying stage 1 and 2 of the tyres. You get 10 credits if you lose - and the points for winning depends on the rank of the person you win against.

[wisewood]

got stage1 tyres on my V6 now... i can hit mid 13's with a good start lol

Come on people... i'm running out of challenges... only 10 more sets of points to hand out.

[tom_beverley]

Wouldn't mind that V6! Takes me ages to save a grand, never mind 15k!

Have you seen one of those specials yet? They go like **** off a stick!

7.650 secs lol

[KPautomotive]

me me!

Im slow tho... high 15's :(

[hagger]

send some challenges my way peeps!! :)

[Ash]

:( wisewood you made your V6 quick! bolx

[burgo]

no he aint

[Ash]

quicker than my 182 tho, i raced im before and it was very close

Ash

[chris-gsi]

challenge me. username is barter

[KPautomotive]

rob_lee

whats the best mods? Im struggling to win against anyone cos i havent got money for mods... it getting boring!

[wisewood]

My V6 is now running sub 11 second runs... I sent out dozens of challenges last night to people who'd challenged me and proved themselves to have a slower car. chris-gsi (barter) you are almost entirely to thank for my having the race tuning (1200 credits) lol thanks fella.

Next stop - final stage of tyres then on to turbo stage 2... and stage 3 :D

rob the best thing to do is get a couple of stages of tyres and then concentrate on increasing engine stuff... and exhaust. Get traction, then get some power. None of it seems to come together until you get the turbo and the race tuning... either one in either order would be a big help - but make sure you've got grip :D

[J4MES]

woo a 7.875, with nitrous!!!

[wisewood]

I've been playing fair ever since i blagged my way into a V6. Need another few hundred credits for the stage 4 tyres, then can focus on getting the second and third turbo's :D

[J4MES]

iv been playing fair since i got the stage 3 turbo and stage 2 tires......(i know im cheating scum!!!)lol lol lol

[wisewood]

lol @ playing fair after you buy all the expensive bits.

[J4MES]

i know but its rapid as fook now!!!!:D

[wisewood]

well i'm not accepting your challenges until i know i stand a chance now lol serves you right.

[J4MES]

damn you!!!! hurry up and get faster!!! i usually get between 9.7 and 10 most runs....

id safely say that 3/4 of my 275 losses was to you and burgo!!!!

[Matt2107]

I got a 38 sec run is that good. :D

lol... didnt look for the instructions before racing.

[wisewood]

matt, whats your username on there? :D

[Matt2107]

matt2107 lol... don't rape me for money.

[wisewood]

already have sorry lol

[wisewood]

Just put in a new p.b. 10.375... quicker than any times i've done when i had the fully tricked out car before. This Vee Six is awesome! Not even got the extra boost turbo's yet... or the slicks.

[J4MES]

just challenged you 3 times matt2107, the third one is yours, worth 100 credits;) ;)

[wisewood]

does clubman rank dish out 1000 points to newbie's ? thats awesome. cash in matt lol

* Goes to check... * yupp... he's right. Strike it rich new boys... challenge the best :D

[J4MES]

only 100 credits, but 15 points...

[Matt2107]

cheers boys

[J4MES]

wisewood who are you challenging, cus no one seems to be on so im waiting on like 50 challenges (about 10 to you!!:wtf: ) getting bored...

[wisewood]

only 7 of yours are to me lol I'm waiting for another stage of turbo before i try them otherwise i might as well just give you the points... you're a second quicker and we both know it.

I'm 'challenging' matt. we have an arrangement lol

[J4MES]

yeah i understand!!! i wish it told you if people are 'online' and when they were last on so you dont waste time challenging people that arnt on or have given up...:mad: :mad: , how much do you need for the next turbo??

[Matt2107]

Haven't even seen 5th gear yet lol.

[J4MES]

Haven't even seen 5th gear yet lol.

i hated that as well!!! got a 6th now tho!!!!:cool:

[burgo]

bugger ive now got a job and wisey is running away at the top of te league table :( must try harder to catch up lol (after top gear)

[vallanc3]

just signed in after almost a week. everyones got rite good cars and ive still got the clio:mad:

[vallanc3]

has anybody been offerd and special parts or cars?

[burgo]

nope not yet

[Ste L]

i've still got the same old car

[vallanc3]

faster than mine i bet

[Ste L]

lol, i dont even play it much lol

[wisewood]

bugger ive now got a job and wisey is running away at the top of te league table :( must try harder to catch up lol (after top gear)

lollol I just send off a few challenges here and there when i've got a few minutes spare. Somestimes takes a day or two for them to come back, but the points all add up win or lose. :D

PS. tom_beverley, pull your finger out and return the rest of the challenges i sent you or after a week each one will cost you 50 credits :thumb:

[Dpnova]

i got a bit bored after i started cheating

[wisewood]

once you know you can get credits the easy way, waiting for it does seem silly.

[chris-gsi]

could some one actually explain this cheat?

[burgo]

lollol I just send off a few challenges here and there when i've got a few minutes spare. Somestimes takes a day or two for them to come back, but the points all add up win or lose. :D

PS. tom_beverley, pull your finger out and return the rest of the challenges i sent you or after a week each one will cost you 50 credits :thumb:

im only 15 points behind you in main league and 29 in mini league, but then ive got 10 challenges waiting from james (thanks!!!) so you about to loose the lead :D

[coochiSR]

Long thread only just noticed it lol, admin ive joined as CoochiSR tryiong to join league ;)

[rdanny]

send some challenges my way ill collect them later

iv not being on for a while since a hurt my foot i can walk again now

i see some of you have being playing like mad!!

whos being cheating then???

oh hello and welcome new league members

[burgo]

wisewood has been cheating

[rdanny]

wisewood has been cheating

is that true wisewood?

[wisewood]

of course its not true, burgo is a big fat liar bum.

ps. burgo, i don't care about the league etc... but i WILL get it back lol

[burgo]

no way ahead by 4 points :( not good

[rdanny]

now now play nice people. lol

and if anyones cheating let me know how you did it :D

[Matt2107]

Wisewood - add me to the mini league... must be about the 7th time I've requested it or are you too busy ironing your underwear? :p

Oh and stop beating me.

[rdanny]

what name did you apply as. iv added all the requests i received

[wisewood]

lol matt its not my league, its rdanny who runs it.

[wisewood]

lol i've just been fined 50 points each for not returning 3 challenges that james sent me within 7 days. I returned one of them just before the fine came through. How can i appeal lol

[Matt2107]

lol i've just been fined 50 points each for not returning 3 challenges that james sent me within 7 days. I returned one of them just before the fine came through. How can i appeal lol

Do you get points on your license for that or just a court appearance? :D

lol though it was your league woody.

[wisewood]

no.... rdanny found the mini league bit before me... i thought about setting up a rival league but didnt see the point of making it a popularity contest (incasei lost lol)

PS. i meant credits - not points

[Jack]

I haven't accepted any of my challenges, I think I'm like -500 credits lmfao

[wisewood]

I think it should automatically give the person the victory, and credit you with a loss but no points or credits for it. Taxing you 50 credits is a bit harsh if you go on holiday lol

[Matt2107]

Does the person who sent it get any credits?

[Jack]

I think it should automatically give the person the victory, and credit you with a loss but no points or credits for it. Taxing you 50 credits is a bit harsh if you go on holiday lol
So, when are you off on holiday this year then?

/me makes mental note to challenge Wisewood 1,000 times when he's out of the country lol

[Matt2107]

So, when are you off on holiday this year then?

/me makes mental note to challenge Wisewood 1,000 times when he's out of the country lol

**** it.. I'd take a week off work unpaid just to send a load of challenges.

[wisewood]

lol lol there is an option to make yourself unavailable - deactivate your car - while you are away on holiday etc. saves you losing vavavooom points too.

[Matt2107]

<<< Off on holiday in May sometime.

Majorca for a cheapo all inclusive.

Apparently they have some sort of shooting range... I'll be sure to give it a go and will probably get some Gangsta pictures taken.

[wisewood]

Where in mallorca? I've been a couple of times. like it.

[Matt2107]

ummmm dunno lol.

Gf sorted and booked.. I just have to pay my half. lol
I'll find out tonight and let you know tomorrow.

All I know is the bar's open.... lots

[wisewood]

10-1 its either palma nova or magaluf lol

[wisewood]

then again... it could be Alcudia... that was chavtastic too.

Last year me and the wife stayed in a private 5 bedroom villa, all to ourselves, up on the north end of the island. As we had a hire car we went off on an adventure. I drove us all the way from the north of the island down past palma to magaluf to show the missus what it was like down there where all "the kids" go on holiday, then back up the island again on a different route checking out all the places on the way until we eventually came back along the top through alcudia to where we were staying.

Knackering day lol

[Jack]

Get a job with the MOD, they'll sort out your holidays. They're posting me to the middle east in a couple weeks time.

Bullet dodging holiday lol

[Matt2107]

then again... it could be Alcudia... that was chavtastic too.


I think that's where we going actually.

[rdanny]

lol i've just been fined 50 points each for not returning 3 challenges that james sent me within 7 days. I returned one of them just before the fine came through. How can i appeal lol
lol

you could always set up novaload v6 league for the tuned v6 and the gotchi special once you get that far.

cos im not gonna upgrade till iv got enough to tune the megane fully AND to move up to the v6 id like to run the megane for a week or too..

if you made that league that would make it a bit more fair for new comers nothing stopping people joining both eventually,,

"go on wisewood you know you wanna run one :thumb:"

[benthehash]

some 1 race me i've just started i'm benjaminnova can i practise??

wot do i do?

[rdanny]

join the league to fined people more easy, ill send you a few races to get started, to practice you click on the garage doors

[Ash C]

you only just won that one rdanny my cars as crap as they come aswell haha

[rdanny]

lol:D

[Ash C]

let me win one! i dont even know how much you get when you win yet! lol lol

[wisewood]

lol at benthehash... prepare to meet thy doom lol

rdanny... not a bad idea that. Novaload V6 Club lol

[wisewood]

** returns from challenging benthehash - only managed a 10.2 :D

[Matt2107]

rdanny... don't make me come up there and whoop your ass.. add me already. lol

[hagger]

send some more challenges my way please :) need some more money..........cant be bothered doing it the easy way yet hehe!!

[wisewood]

lol just seen one of the races you returned matt, close one! why were you driving up the central barrier though

[Adam]

WTF, i just tried registered and it said my user/pass/email are already in use. Lol

[wisewood]

its your username OR password OR email address. Each of the three must be totally unique, even the password... which i find RIDICULOUS.

[Ash]

anyone who's running mid/high 13's challenge me, or fast people let me win :D

[Adam]

its your username OR password OR email address. Each of the three must be totally unique, even the password... which i find RIDICULOUS.
WTF, how gheys that,Lol.

I still can't register, even putting in random numbers and letters as username/password etc.

[Adam]

Must have been a problem with Firefox, it registered fine using IE.
Sorted now, L L T N
Just waiting to join NL league :p

[rdanny]

challenge me i'm waiting on returns

[Matt2107]

lol just seen one of the races you returned matt, close one! why were you driving up the central barrier though

Actually in the central barrier?

[wisewood]

lol no, just you drove up the red tarmac on the edge ALL the way.

[Matt2107]

lol better traction there you see.

When playing at work I normally line it up in the middle when I hit fouth gear and then don't bother watching.

[wisewood]

same here. But i wait for 5th gear, about half way up the track lol

[Matt2107]

5th gear.. whats that.

At the min I can just about change to 5th at 108-110mph... but there's no point because a nano second later i cross the line.

[wisewood]

lol i now get to use 6th gear :D Hit 6th at about 135mph and cross the line at about 141.

I just ran a 9.625 against you matt lol good luck! Buy some nos.

[Matt2107]

Nos probably won't even get me there. I'm running 12.5s now though.

Need that race turning... only need ?1395

[wisewood]

How many credits do you need to get you there?

[Matt2107]

Need that race turning... only need ?1395

lol bit less than that now.

[wisewood]

I've lost my vavaVoom over the weekend :(

[Matt2107]

I challenged the top position in the gotchi league to see what times he's running.

He has the renault special and does 7 second runs... crazy stuff

[wisewood]

lmfao. If you'd beat him though you'd be a legend lol with your mid 12 second car.

[Matt2107]

Soon to be 11 sec car. ;)

He has over 100000 points IIRC

[wisewood]

ooooh good. You'll offer up some form of challenge, if i hit a barrier on the way up lol

[Matt2107]

lol

It's a shame you can't change down a gear and stop.
You could stop just infront of the line and wait till I'm just about to pass then re-launch to cross the line.

[wisewood]

well i have been known to hit the wall releatedly close to the line lol

check this out... VERY strange.
http://www.wisew.co.uk/random/wierd_renaultgotchi.JPG
I crossed the line first, by some distance - a good few car lengths at least - and yet the times posted show that J4MES won by 0.05 of a second... but the scoring system shows that I won. Very odd.

[chris-gsi]

you still playing that! lol .wisewood are you on a game called sunday league?

[wisewood]

lol yeah still playing, and i f*cking rule at it now.

Sunday league, possibly... dunno. I dont "play" the game if i am.

[chris-gsi]

its a game like champ manager as theres a team in my leauge called wisewood and thought it mite be you.

[wisewood]

no, not me then. Probably someone from wisewood school in sheffield. I have them stalking me from time to time saying things like "oi you're from wisewood school arent you" and it takes me ages to get them to f*ck off and understand i am nothing to do with the school, the area or anything else lol

[Matt2107]

I have them stalking me from time to time saying things like "oi you're from wisewood school arent you" and it takes me ages to get them to f*ck off and understand i am nothing to do with the school, the area or anything else lol

Don't lie... your the head master and you make sure they all eat chips so they become obese. Then you kill them... and use the fat to make glue. :thumb:

[wisewood]

not glue. Soap.

[wisewood]

Woooooooooo. New personal best. 9.450 without nitrous... against powey.

I've also run a new personal worst today... almost 39 seconds against matt2107. I ditched it into the wall towards the top of the track and it hit so hard that it mounted he barrier and drove the rest of the run at a couple of miles per hour bouncing about stuck on the wall. Superb!

[wisewood]

Another new personal best @ 9.400.

Might start saving up for the Gotchi Special :D Only 24000 credits to go lol

[Matt2107]

You gotchi slag!

How much are the specials?

[wisewood]

25,000 credits. Plus mods. Though without mods they're likely as quick as yours lol

[Matt2107]

25,000 credits. Plus mods. Though without mods they're likely as quick as yours lol

Probably quicker... I don't think I'm sending out enough challenges. :wtf:

[wisewood]

send me some then. I dont receive any anymore, everyone assumes i wont let them win any.

[Matt2107]

lol ok will do.

[ste porter]

add me 2 the league