online drag racing

[flashbang]

ian challenge me im called daladine

[Dpnova]

its on like donkey kong lol

[Ste L]

its hard to get enough races :cry:

im not racing you no more lol, over 1sec slower :cry:

[flashbang]

i just ran another 10.8 against a noob lol i kiked his ass

[Dpnova]

ian just done me with a 9.7 :cool:

[Ian]

its on like donkey kong lol
**** handed to you

[Ian]

ian just done me with a 9.7 :cool:
;) lol :thumb:

[Geth]

Pretty bad. I keep on losing. Although if I lose enough races I should be able to get my next upgrade.

[Dpnova]

what spec is yours or did you use "NOS" lol

[flashbang]

ian answer my challenge

[Dpnova]

Pretty bad. I keep on losing. Although if I lose enough races I should be able to get my next upgrade.

whats ur user name

[Ian]

ian challenge me im called daladine
another one bites the dust

[chimp007_uk]

i haven't played it for a couple of days and i'm now being left behind... :'(

[Geth]

Bassboy

[Ian]

what spec is yours or did you use "NOS" lol
everything plus nos pmsl

[Ste L]

whats ur user name

bassboy i guess, i just challanged himtoo lol

[Dpnova]

gash face, i hope you declaired all your mods

[Dpnova]

bassboy i guess, i just challanged himtoo lol

i need the credits

[Geth]

i need the credits

****ing vulchers! I'm being poached. Still, I got me an ECU upgrade now :D

[Dpnova]

see were helping you out, plus i just false started against u

[J4MES]

yeah sorry bout that!!!lol

[Geth]

plus i just false started against u

Like it made any difference. I had a perfect start and you passed me at the end like I was standing still. lol

[Dpnova]

lol but im sure u still get the win

[flashbang]

can sombody lose to me 4 times

[Geth]

Race me, it's pretty much a given.

[flashbang]

i sent you chalanges

[longeysgsi]

rdanny can u boot people out of the novaload leauge.

[flashbang]

it dum as i havfe 1279 poiunt right but cozx i only just join novalegue i have only 135 on the tables

[longeysgsi]

well i was second in the table only a few behind had a few races went to c if i was first and ive gone.:wtf:

[Geth]

Who is Stel? You just passed me twice in the same race without me passing you. I don't get it :wtf:

[Ste L]

Who is Stel? You just passed me twice in the same race without me passing you. I don't get it :wtf:

me

i hit the wall, you pass me, and i overtook again lol

[Dpnova]

Who is Stel? You just passed me twice in the same race without me passing you. I don't get it :wtf:

round the world??

[J4MES]

i am officially delphyparkay's biatch, been thoroughly p*ssed on!!!lol lol

[Dpnova]

only 175 left

[Dpnova]

i am officially delphyparkay's biatch, been thoroughly p*ssed on!!!lol lol

we both get points :wisewood:

[J4MES]

bassboy race me!!!!

[Geth]

James, I don't think you understand quite how many challenges I have received since I mentioned that I am doing badly. I can't keep up. I will race you soon.

As I said, you're all a bunch of vulchers lol

[Dpnova]

James, I don't think you understand quite how many challenges I have received since I mentioned that I am doing badly. I can't keep up. I will race you soon.

As I said, you're all a bunch of vulchers lol

it is apreciatted :D

[J4MES]

haha yeah i understand, because I was you at about 5pm today!!!lol lol lol

[Dpnova]

i am only 2 races from my new tyres and bed

[rdanny]

LOL longey what happend i just got a request for u to join again?? your stats have gone thats a shame i was gonna start posting the tables on here once a week starting sunday too LOL??

i think you have to remove yourself from the leauge cant see a way to boot people out just yet ill find out tho... anyway i dont wanna start booting people were starting to get decent little crew compared to some

[burgo]

im second in the league :p

[rdanny]

oh i remember yea i can boot people i mentioned it yesterday

[rdanny]

im second in the league :p

a very unfair second lol he was kicking my ass fu3in funny that was

[burgo]

not my fault he got deleted, i would have still bin third which aint bad concidering there is much faster people in the league

[rdanny]

congrats,, i bet ian will end up top....


so dont race him lol jus kidding

[rdanny]

well i was second in the table only a few behind had a few races went to c if i was first and ive gone.:wtf:

u havent lost your main board score its not that bad

[longeysgsi]

yer i think some1 was getting scared of my winning and booted me out lol i will be back in the top 5 in no time watch this space lol

[rdanny]

yer i think some1 was getting scared of my winning and booted me out lol i will be back in the top 5 in no time watch this space lol

i sware i wouldnt do that to anyone you all have my word..

they has to be a vote or something here if the situation ever arises i wont remove anyone of my own back even if i dont like them personally

[wisewood]

i come back after a night away and everyone is battering me this morning lol

[Dpnova]

lol

[wisewood]

i don't care, one more race win or lose and i get my next upgrade :D

[Dpnova]

Tuuuurbooooo

[wisewood]

oh yes! need a tyre upgrade now though, slipping about like a bitch.

[wisewood]

is anyone else having problem with it? it lets me receive and set challenges, but when i get to the start line the lights never show up.

[burgo]

all fine here

[Dpnova]

odd! mine is ok

[Dpnova]

just challenged you burgo, have you been playing it all night?? lol

[burgo]

just challenged you burgo, have you been playing it all night?? lolerrrr .... yes lol
still not fuly modded tho:(

[Dpnova]

i just got stage 3 tyres last night, there pretty good!

[burgo]

i just need stage 4 tyres, stage 4 exhaust and stage 3 body then im done

[Dpnova]

i need stage 4 tyres, exhaust and wheels

[burgo]

so stage 3 body takes off .4 of a second then... nice

[wisewood]

Genuine picture of what just happened.
http://www.wisew.co.uk/random/zeroSeconds.jpg

[Dpnova]

so stage 3 body takes off .4 of a second then... nice

pretty much, wise i hope that wasnt a challenge to me

[wisewood]

so stage 3 body takes off .4 of a second then... nice

I was gutted like that when i got the Injection system, only added 1mph to the finish line speed.

[Dpnova]

stage 4 gives you about 1 sec

[burgo]

i need people to complete my challenges ive sent out, im waiting on 65 results lol

[Dpnova]

im waiting on about 30!

[burgo]

where is everone in the league im currently at 192 in the main league and second in the mini league

[Dpnova]

im 216 mate

[burgo]

check that start out dp :p

[Dpnova]

that was well close

[wisewood]

just put in a P.B against you DP. 12.325... blinder of a start - but your sub 11 seconds was just a tad too much lol

[wisewood]

12.225 woot!!

[hagger]

wise wood i aint ever gonna beat you till i get a blower haha!!

[Dpnova]

got a pb of 10.7 now, i need tyres

[Dpnova]

anyone know if the racing body kit does owt

[hagger]

D.P what you done on yours so far?

[wisewood]

wise wood i aint ever gonna beat you till i get a blower haha!!

i know... but keep trying lol

[Dpnova]

D.P what you done on yours so far?
air filter and thats it

[Ste L]

air filter and thats it


PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burgo]

oooo i just got a 10.7 and i havnt got slicks or stage 4 exhaust yet

[Dpnova]

hahaha, nice start burgo!

i have most of it now

[hagger]

air filter and thats it

Yeah course.....

[wisewood]

i just sent a challenge to someone called "juicy nipples sarah" lol

[burgo]

i just sent a challenge to someone called "juicy nipples sarah" loli noticed her, cant magine why lol

[Dpnova]

someone race me :cry:

[burgo]

someone race me :cry:ill beat ya if you want

[Dpnova]

go for it sweet pea

[burgo]

bugger crap run

[Dpnova]

u got the 2nd one

[rdanny]

send me some challenges ill be on and off tonight iv done my foot in and cant walk properly on crutches lol

[Dpnova]

just challenged ya mate

[Geth]

OK, I'm home from work and will be playing until about 6:30 if anyone wants to challenge me and earn some garunteed credits lol

[burgo]

bastid dp, nos is cheating

[Dpnova]

pooooooo start lol and i knew you would be off like a whippit

[chris-gsi]

challenge me im down as barter

[Ste L]

who removed me from the mini league?

[burgo]

whats everyones pb without nos?? mine is 10.550 atm

[burgo]

challenge me im down as barter
join the mini league an iwill

[hagger]

send some challenges my way, search for hagger :)

[burgo]

got ya hagger lol

[hagger]

you get some very nice starts there burgo, need to improve on my reactions lol!

[chris-gsi]

whos just started out cause my races are all un fair,lol i only got a induction kit. challenge me newbies fed up of the big cars, there no chance in hell i can win.lol challenge me barter

[chris-gsi]

now got a rollcgae and some window tints,back box and ecu, still like a standard car times though?:confused:

[J4MES]

anyone on, am a bit sh*t + averagely drunk, so pretty much free creds...:cool: :cool: :cool:

saying that just got stage 4 engine...-still am drunk...

[chris-gsi]

shut up james you well good on that, making out you not to get easy creds when u fly em, you on 11sec runs

[pow]

chris dont buy bling save for engine mods

[chris-gsi]

yeah i got a turbo,ecu ,injectors etc now, but still only hitting 14's

[wisewood]

tyres. power is no good without traction! get all the tyres then exhausts then go for the full race tuning :D

[chris-gsi]

yeah just gotta win some races for me tyres and exhaust

[chimp007_uk]

i've got tb's and induction kit, and stage 1 tyres, and i'm still only doing 15.1s

[Geth]

The next stage tyres should see into the 14s and the first turbo will take into the mid 13s.

[chimp007_uk]

got stage 2 tyres now 14.8's regular

[wisewood]

chimp i just sent you a challenge over... i never took the car out of second gear and ran a 15.500 lol

and another where i went 1st to 5th and ran a mid 13's

[chimp007_uk]

git...

[chimp007_uk]

wisewood, u like my 76second race? lol

[wisewood]

lol i didn't bother watching the end. I usually only watch right up to the end if it looks close off the start line :D otherwise its just a waste of my valuable time.

[chimp007_uk]

charming... how do you skip it?

[tom_beverley]

It is quite addictive, better if there are more similar powered cars though, got all your challenges wisewood, cheers!

Got tyres, induction kit, and zorst (all stage 1) lol and can only get to 15.375 lol

[chimp007_uk]

whats your name?

[tom_beverley]

same on there as it is on here :tard:

[chimp007_uk]

lol

[chimp007_uk]

you have a challenge

[tom_beverley]

damn even used a shot of noslol

[chimp007_uk]

stage 4 engine :) no turbo though, stage 2 tyres, stage 1 wheels, stage 1 exhaust, and cage

[wisewood]

charming... how do you skip it?

lol just click the Renaultgotchi link to the right of the screen to load the garage again.

[wisewood]

tom... i'll show you nos.

[chimp007_uk]

i didnt dare try it incase i didn't get any points :'(

[tom_beverley]

need more power lol

[wisewood]

To be honest NOS is a complete waste if you're still tuning your car. Costs you 100 credits and a win only gets you 25. So you lose 75 just for being able to say you used nos... and if your car isn't fully tuned with adequate grip you wont always win with NOS anyway.

[wisewood]

lol lol Tom i just hit a nos powered 9.725 against you lol lol

[tom_beverley]

LOL that must be the one that seems to have got stuck loading!

[wisewood]

Click the link and go back, then load it again... usually fixes it.

[tom_beverley]

Yeah missed it Wisewood, had to refresh as the page had frozen

[wisewood]

ok - i'll give you another one lol

only a 9.750 this time though

[chimp007_uk]

lol

[tom_beverley]

haha got that one, I was only half way when you'd finished lol

[wisewood]

hmmmm... i've spunked about 1000 credits on nos now and i'm almost out. time to issue some more challenges and get some credits back... chimp, brace youself lol

[chimp007_uk]

gay

[chimp007_uk]

bully someone else :(

[tom_beverley]

lol lol

nearly there for a turbo now!

[wisewood]

seee... i'm not mean, i'm helping lol

And i'll "help" Tom too when I'm done with you. I.E when you're harder to beat.

[tom_beverley]

awwww leave me alone! lol

[chimp007_uk]

either let me win a couple, or i'll stop racing you... lol

[tom_beverley]

Got my turbo now haha, bit faster!

[chimp007_uk]

i went for the race tune

[tom_beverley]

Mid 13's now, better tyres next....

[chris-gsi]

challenge me my user names barter

running turbo,ecu,filter and sports exhaust starting to hit good times now
with my tints and rollcage.lol

just need tyres

[Geth]

Barter, you want to stop doing those false starts, you're maikng it too easy.

[chris-gsi]

lol,its well close unless i do that,good racing you.need good tyres though

[Geth]

Yeah, a set of good tyres should bring you back on par with me again. I've just gone up to stage 3 exhaust.

[chris-gsi]

is it any better, what modd list is yours mine is

filter,ecu.injectors.stage2 exhaust,turbo and some times nos

[Geth]

Engine - Level 3
Turbo - Level 1
Wheels - Level 1
Tyres - Level 3
Exhaust - Level 3
Body - Level 1
The rest are at 0

Don't use NOS, it's a waste of money at this stage as costs more to run than your potential winnings. It's only any good for the guys at the top when they're trying to out do each other for the points.

[chris-gsi]

GOT YA:thumb:


do the wheels do any thing?

[chimp007_uk]

engine - 4
wheels - 2
tyres - 2
exhaust - 2
body - 1

need more!

[Geth]

lol @ Chris-GSI
"YOU'VE BEEN NOVA TAKEN - WWW.NOVALOAD.NET"
Old school but brilliant

[chris-gsi]

had to use nos though, chimp whats your user name?

[chimp007_uk]

chimp007_uk lol
i've challenged you

[Geth]

I'm still waiting for Top Gear to come on, it's been delayed by the stupid Snooker.

[burgo]

whats the deal with everyone challenging me lol, oh well prepare to be thrashed

[Geth]

Someone called KKKKK has just reponded to a race from last night, my how things have changed lol

[chris-gsi]

bassboy,loving your message, and yes i did

[Geth]

Did you skip a gear that time? it looked really slow after the first couple of seconds.

[chris-gsi]

lol, no not me. full go i think,do slip gears alot,forget up changes gear.lol

[Geth]

Ok, Top Gear is starting now, I'm gonna dissapear for an hour.

[chris-gsi]

what channel. channel 2?

[Geth]

BBC 2 Wales, It's been delayed by the Snooker Welsh Open.

[chris-gsi]

42 pages about a game on a renault site,lmao

[chimp007_uk]

anyone still playing?

[Geth]

I'm still up but about to go to bed. Send me some races if you want I will pick them up tomorrow.

[chimp007_uk]

give us a chance :(

[burgo]

send some my way if you want ;)

[Ash]

signd up as 'wynners'

thought it was a track so i bought a cage d'oh

Ash

[burgo]

cage helps cos it means you can do the weight loss

[Ash]

yea, but i have no money lol

[Ash]

:D cheers burgo, the best i've managed so far is 16.225, but i keep messing up (yes i know its simple)

[burgo]

yea, but i have no money lolill send ya some wins ;)

[Ash]

cheers!! now down to 15.725 with stage 1 wheels, air filter, cage and exhaust

what you running then burgo?

Ash

[burgo]

cheers!! now down to 15.725 with stage 1 wheels, air filter, cage and exhaust

what you running then burgo?

Ashive done everything you can to make them quicker, current pb is 10.550

[burgo]

dunno if you have already read it but dont bother with nos or any bling, your best bet is just save for the turbo

[wisewood]

I've done a 10.525 without nos, but only managed it once so far, i reckon a 10.500 would be a perfect run - can't see any way to get a better start than the one i got on that run. I started pushing the button before the lights changed lol

[Dpnova]

best i done was a 10.6 but i average around 10.8-9

[wisewood]

w00t. 9.700 :D

[JSeymour]

arghh..this sounds realy fun but my e-mails down so cant race :cry:

[burgo]

what doyou need your email for

[wisewood]

yeah you dont need email lol

[J4MES]

ah but that was with nitrous!!! i had you off the line!!!lol

whats you're spec wisewood??

[JSeymour]

what doyou need your email for

when you register they send you a confimation(sp) e-mail dont they? or am i dreaminglol

[wisewood]

no there is no confirmation required. once you're signed up and logged in, turn off the notifications though, they get HIGHLY annoying lol

I went in a meeting last week, came out an hour later and had over 40 text messages lol

[J4MES]

nope just lets you sign in straight away!!

[wisewood]

J4MES, what revs do you run to before you change gear - our cars are the same speed, yet you just beat me off the line and i dragged it back and overtook you. Are you short-shifting or over-revving?

[J4MES]

usually take it slightly into the orange, then shift, tho sometimes i get a little excited and short-shift!!!lol

[J4MES]

right am off of to a globalisation, economy and culture lecture, be back in an hour!!! wisewood i expect loads of challenges!!!lol lol lol

[wisewood]

8.5k rpm ;)

I'm concentrating on challenges for people i KNOW i can win lol

[burgo]

i take it to 8700-8800 in first and second then 8500 in third and 8000 in fourth

[burgo]

8.5k rpm ;)

I'm concentrating on challenges for people i KNOW i can win lolso thats why youve stopped challenging me :(

[Geth]

Don't you people have jobs to go to?

[wisewood]

lol yeah. but seriously, if you challenge me i will always partake in the fun. I'm just on a mission to stop spunking money on NOS for fun and start saving for the V6.

[wisewood]

Don't you people have jobs to go to?

I am at work...

[Ash]

lol what was the second race about burgo? u sped off and then stopped, cheers for the wins tho :D

A

[Geth]

Ok, shouldn't you be doing some work? I'm not allowed play racing games at work so neither should you, it's an unfair advantage.

[wisewood]

I am doing some work. Putting a spreadsheet together to chart the projected cash flow of a client when they implement changes to their operation to start serving more food and over longer hours. :D

Everyone deserves a little rest every so often.

PS. The "full force" of my car was developed over the weekend.

[Geth]

I like spreadhseets, I'm doing one at the moment to calculate the age profile of the operational side of our business, how people we are likely to lose in the next 10 years due to reaching the normal retirement age and when we are going to need to start our next recruitment campain taking into account the 3 yeear training period required for new apprentices.

HR - It's all a load of bollocks really lol

[Ash]

:( i haven't been add to the NL mini league *hint-hint*

Ash

[wisewood]

Ash whats your username, i'll send you some challenges.

[Ash]

wynners

Cheers

Ash

[Dpnova]

challenge me

Delpyparkay

[Ash]

lol nice neons wisewood

[wisewood]

lol wynners i just started straight into 5th... you should win that one... 16.075

[Ash]

me thinks i need a faster car....

[wisewood]

lol yeah i decided i might as well pimp it up - got myself the GotchiGirl in the garage now too lol

[burgo]

lol what was the second race about burgo? u sped off and then stopped, cheers for the wins tho :D

Ajust helping you out, people helped me so its only fair

[Ash]

lol nice one, i keep doing that, i hold the button down all the time so if i move i change gear d'oh

Ash

[Ash]

yea, cheers burgo

just did the same as wisewood and went to 5th not 3rd lol

Ash

[wisewood]

i did it deliberately though to make it a fair race lol

[burgo]

keep up wisewood ;)

[wisewood]

can't be ****d lol

[Ash]

wohoo new PB: 16.325

that only on stage 1: wheel, air filter, exhaust and a cage

EDIT: d'oh i have been doing 15.7s

[burgo]

can't be ****d loloh yes that excuse lol to b fair iam getting near perfect starts every time, if not you would probably beat me

[wisewood]

should be hitting high 15's with that lot.

[Ash]

umm, i've now got 470 er pounds, so tyres, ecu or exhaust and wheels?

A

[wisewood]

oh yes that excuse lol to b fair iam getting near perfect starts every time, if not you would probably beat me

I've sent out about 40 challenges during my lunch break as well as responding to any i got sent, i REALLY can't be ar$ed now ... my reactions aren't up to it anymore lol

[burgo]

just save for the turbo

[Dpnova]

my mate cheated to get the v6 :cry:

[wisewood]

what did he do?

[J4MES]

right im back!! novapilot il send you some....

to get the v6, you have to get the megane first dont you??

[Ash]

there we go! same spec 15.55

[wisewood]

right im back!! novapilot il send you some....

to get the v6, you have to get the megane first dont you??

Yeah, but apparently its pants, so save the 5k from that and add another 10k on so you can buy the megane and upgrade straight away to the V6.

However, i beat a v6 this morning - so i'd say save enough for some mods too... maybe get 20k credits in the bank and then go for it.

[burgo]

lmfao nice start wisey but i knew you would on that last run hence the nos lol

[wisewood]

PMSL. I was bouncing up and down in excitement on my chair then stopped and banged my fist on the desk.

[Dpnova]

dont tell me you havent worked out how to get silly money yet, i just get bored doing it

the megane is pooooo they say save and go straight through it, my mate runs a 9.6 no nos in the v6

[J4MES]

god dont know if i can really be bothered to save 20k credits, thats 800 races if i win them all, or 2000 if i loose them all, so about 1200 average!!!:tard: :tard: :tard: :tard:

[wisewood]

9.525 baby!!! lol

[burgo]

dont tell me you havent worked out how to get silly money yet, i just get bored doing it

the megane is pooooo they say save and go straight through it, my mate runs a 9.6 no nos in the v6do you mean by sending aout 10 challenges at a time to the "masters" if so then yes i know but yes it is boring

[wisewood]

god dont know if i can really be bothered to save 20k credits, thats 800 races if i win them all, or 2000 if i loose them all, so about 1200 average!!!:tard: :tard: :tard: :tard:

lol it's fun though. I want the hidden one at the end... apparently it does it without nos in under 7.

[J4MES]

do you mean by sending aout 10 challenges at a time to the "masters" if so then yes i know but yes it is boring

what does that do????

[Dpnova]

u can get a 9.4 with nos in the clio, i use it 1/2way through 2nd gear

[Dpnova]

burgo mate its much easier than that, you dont even have to race!!! lol

[burgo]

ouch 9.3 ha ha ha ha

[burgo]

burgo mate its much easier than that, you dont even have to race!!! loloh sending invites out to your own emails??

[wisewood]

lol i hit the wall on that run too lol

[wisewood]

yeah - i've done a bit of that to make a few grand lol having your own domain is a great help lol

[Dpnova]

they dont have to be real email,

for eample

1@2.com but that one is already taken lol!!!

[burgo]

lol it's fun though. I want the hidden one at the end... apparently it does it without nos in under 7.the renault 4 with a v8 sticking out the front lol yes fastest time is 6.9

[wisewood]

what annoys me is that when you sign up you have to provide a unique email, unique username AND unique password. How they hell is that right. You cant expect everyone to have a different password - some will duplicate eventually surely.

[Ash]

pmsl - i typed wynners into the challenge box and it said:

You cannot play with yourself here!

i beg your pardon

[Dpnova]

the password was the hardest to get around

[wisewood]

use the same password but append a number...

ie. this_is_my_password_001, this_is_my_password_002, this_is_my_password_003 lol