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draper
11-02-07, 04:28 PM
.......try what this guy did

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the
railroad tracks, well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman
tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free
and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky b*stard. Was she pretty?"
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"dunno"... never found the head!"

chimp007_uk
11-02-07, 04:29 PM
sick... lol

Iain
11-02-07, 04:42 PM
Haha, "sick" about sums it up lol

rdanny
11-02-07, 07:20 PM
wouldnt it be easyer to just take the head home?

draper
11-02-07, 07:21 PM
:wtf:

novanutted
11-02-07, 07:23 PM
muhahahahaha

Driver
11-02-07, 07:37 PM
she wouldnt be able to say no about trying abit of brown ;)

LUV2XLR8
11-02-07, 07:38 PM
haha heard that 1 before classic.

nova 1.4 modified
11-02-07, 07:41 PM
lmao, thats a good one dude :)

Adam
11-02-07, 07:44 PM
LMAO lol

Timmy
11-02-07, 09:51 PM
dirty sicko

rc
11-02-07, 09:55 PM
hahah

Novadex
12-02-07, 03:58 PM
lmao love it

puss puss
12-02-07, 05:05 PM
think i just threw up a little bit in my mouth