Fuking Bellends!!

[Nobby]

JUST POPD UPTO THE SHOPPING CENTREBY ME WITH MY GF WHEN THE GROUP OF LOCAL DIKHEADS ON MACCIES CAR PARK DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW FUKIN BIG SNOBALLS AT MY CAR!! WAS ABOUT 5 ****LY MODDED CARS AND ABOUT 15 CHAVS STANDING BY THEM. LITTLE ****S ONLY JUST HAD MY CAR RESPRAYED AND SOME DIKS THINK THEY CAN FUK IT UP - YOU SHOULD OF HEARD THE SNOWBALLS PELTING MY CAR - BUT WHAT COULD I DO? PLAY ME FACE AND GET MY CAR KICKED IN DIDNT WANT TO RISK IT SO DROVE OF AM SOOOO FUKED OFF!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[london_chris]

keep a gun in the car lol it works trust me, i dont anymore tho lol

[Mike]

keep a lump hammer in the car!!

run a chance of getting a kickin? fcuk off, chavs are ALL mouth an no trousers! i would have been over there like a shot and headbutted one of them :D

[stuartp]

i would have been over there like a shot and headbutted one of them :D

My sort of guy.

im a puff and carnt fight to save my life but if it involves road rage god help the cu**s in my way il scrap with any one any were.:mad:

But you done the right thing drivin off...:wtf:

[LUV2XLR8]

get on the roids son ;) lol youl get the rage and all little chavs will become extinct hahaha.(jokeing, dont do drugs)
do what i did when some chav thew a rock at my car.... pull the bar up and chase the ****er down the street, then **** him with your steering whell lock :D satisfaction

[ANDYRACER]

Id park the car round the corner out of site, then go kick **** out of the ****s. :thumb:

[wisewood]

if you don't want your car to get pelted with snowballs, don't take it out when it's been snowing. It seems perfectly obvious to me. When there is snow, people throw snowballs at cars - it's a fact of life.

[Dpnova]

Id park the car round the corner out of site, then go kick **** out of the ****s. :thumb:

haha beat up 15 people by yourself, HE-MAN lol

[draper]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NL28C-Dual-use-crossbows-Hunt-armed_W0QQitemZ220080603248QQihZ012QQcategoryZ2084 0QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

that would make em run :thumb:

[SRlew]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NL28C-Dual-use-crossbows-Hunt-armed_W0QQitemZ220080603248QQihZ012QQcategoryZ2084 0QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

that would make em run :thumb:

PMSL yeh you could say! lol

but yeh i wouldnt be happy bout that!!

i think i would of gone over to be honest, but at the same time i wouldnt want my car to be there as theyd probably do something to it when they next saw it etc.

f**kin d**kheads!

[draper]

thats the mentality of the scum tho, you can go over and fight with them but the next time they see your car parked up they'll damage it or worse nick it - in the end its not really worth it unless you do it properly ;)

[Stoo]

Man the fucck up!! Dry your eyes mate!!

Its a bit of snow, semi forzen water, its not like theyre throwing bags of gravel is it!!

My Integra Type R got pelted on the way to work but dya see me complaining.

And dont ever try and tell me that YOU never threw snow balls at cars when you were a kid!!

[draper]

^^ bad day at work lol

[Stoo]

Bad life in general!!

Stop whinging you miserable cunnt, its already been said but it wa gonna be inevitable to get snow thrown!!!

[Jack]

lmfao @ stu, don't hold back son lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NL28C-Dual-use-crossbows-Hunt-armed_W0QQitemZ220080603248QQihZ012QQcategoryZ2084 0QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

that would make em run :thumb:
Crossbows are for pussys, you want a man's bow

http://i7.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/88/d6/fa8b_1.JPG

Good thing about that is a) its accurate, b) it looks like some kinda klingon weapon of death and c) even if you can't shoot for sh#t, you could do some serious damage by hitting them with it lol

[draper]

even if you can't shoot for sh#t, you could do some serious damage by hitting them with it lol


lol

[bump]

Or just get known as the local nutcase, then they leave you alone.

[Nobby]

time of the month stu 16v lmao!! yeye i can see that side like but pissed me off at the time like! oh well!!:thumb:

[Stoo]

Time of the month??

Im a bloke, get your anatomy/biology right dullard!!! :lol:

[carls nova sri]

do they allways hang out there if so get dropped off then do some damage with a bat if not did you reconise any of there cars wait till you see where its parked and scratch theres

[matthew172]

just use a knuckle duster and smash it into there sack

[novawez]

http://www.morganhilltimes.com/content/img/f163595/Pitbull-2-CR.jpg

[novawez]

or one of these

[rdanny]

did u take a pic of your car with bits of snow stuck to it?


lol just kidding sorry lol

i'll try find a pic of our dog

[rdanny]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e250/metric321/lou/Picture307.jpg (http://www.novaload.net/forum/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e250/metric321/lou/Picture307.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)

this is what our dog usually looks like on its way back from mcdonalds

[draper]

^^ now that is scary, a dog wiv gilittery dildos on lol

[Mike]

why has that dog got two minature dildos on its head?? lol

[JSeymour]

lol at the dog.


atleast they didnt make ice balls! youd have no windows left lmao

[novawez]

my staffi would try to eat me if i put them on himlol