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Paul
05-02-07, 12:07 AM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-RENAULT-CLIO-16V-RED-VERY-FAST-HOT-HATCH_W0QQitemZ180082507999QQihZ008QQcategoryZ9861 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Lol opening line says it all
Paul
05-02-07, 12:09 AM
LOL it gets better he onlt bought the car on the 1st of feb!
Lynsey
05-02-07, 01:02 AM
Illegal parking, tut tut :roll:
Lucky Luke!
05-02-07, 04:46 AM
Yeah well look right, i'm not gonna muck about, that car iz well wicked man, that car is so above the law it can park anywhere it likes!
Philsutton
05-02-07, 07:14 PM
I DROVE THIS CAR 250 MILES YESTERDAY AND THE ONLY CAR THAT PASSED ME WAS WHEN I PARKED UP

lol
Zeo
05-02-07, 08:09 PM
what i wanna know is the postage costs, cause apparently he will post to :

N. and S. America, Europe, Asia, Australia

hmmmm
Jack
05-02-07, 08:09 PM
I would offer to px my Celica but no doubt it'd be too slow compared to the lightning machine that is the 1.8 Clio
Martin
05-02-07, 08:16 PM
ALSO FULL STAINLESS STEEL EXHAUST SYSTEM,WITH NICE SHOCKS


Must be good the exhaust system has shocks
Martin
05-02-07, 08:19 PM
WTFs with the matt black roof? never mentioned anything bout that
Philsutton
05-02-07, 08:23 PM
lol "nice shocks". What the hell does that mean?
Jack
05-02-07, 08:34 PM
It shocks people, nicely?
bump
05-02-07, 08:42 PM
Makes you jump the offers you a cuppa after?
SRimon
05-02-07, 08:48 PM
lol "nice shocks". What the hell does that mean?

maybe he has nice socks and is bragginglol
Philsutton
05-02-07, 09:55 PM
yeah an his well nice sock have probably got his well nice white tracky bottoms tucked into them
SRimon
05-02-07, 10:07 PM
lol, quite possibly
nova 1.4 modified
05-02-07, 10:15 PM
look up his other cars he has got on ebay, he talks like such a 'big man'

*THE PAINTWORK SHINES WHEN CLEANED AND LOOKS GOOD FOR YEAR*

DRIVE GENERALLY IS VERY GOOD BUT THESE MOTORS WERE BUILT TO CRUISE ALONG IN . LUXURY

COME ON DOWN.THE PAINTWORK ON THIS SOFT TOP GLEAMS

^ ^ some of his random quotes :S
novanutted
06-02-07, 01:18 AM
wot a loser
Novadex
06-02-07, 03:36 PM
look guys, i am not gonna kid you, but i met this guy once on clioclub.net and he knows.. like... eveything about clios... and socks! and pfft his car is like wow fast! nothing can go past him in a foward motion anywere!!
Novadex
06-02-07, 03:38 PM
look how they lower them!
http://massdestraction.com/images/photoalbum/5397.jpg
welsh_roadrally
19-02-07, 04:01 AM
The Stage 27 matt black vinyl roof conversion does it for me!,undetectable by police helicopters with its 'uber stealth' technologylol