Five a day

[Donova]

Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I sh@t the bed. What's healthy about that? lol lol

[Asa-James]

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[flashbang]

haha thats really funny lol

[db_1.2]

You....sh*t...........the bed?

Lovellyyy

[Tim]

im on about 10 - 15 a day, just cant kick the habbit.lol as for the fruit and veg, achieved, i do my 5 a day, never **** the bed thou:eek: . lol

Tim

[loggyboy]

they only thing i have 5 a day of is w@nks.

[bump]

Well being vegetarian, it's easy to manage large amounts of fruit and veg. Certainly never sh*t the bad though (E. Coli aside).

My main problem is I'm under on my daily insult quota.

[Stuart]

nice "top tip" from Viz...

[Sr_nova_gameover]

try 8 banannas and 10 apples and 3 oranges lol in 2 hours
didnt feel to good lol

[Alex.]

Best way to have 5 fruit and veg...well fruit anyway is to make a smoothie. 5 pieces of fruit barely fill a pint glass! lol

[Donova]

nice "top tip" from Viz... O.K memory manlol

[Jack]

I'm very fruity