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Philsutton
30-01-07, 09:43 PM
"THIS IS A VERY FUN CAR TO DRIVE IF TREATED WITH RESPECT AND IS QUITE CAPABLE OF SPEEDS EXCEEDING 190MPH AND REVS ALL THE WAY UP TO 8900RPM WITH POWER FROM 2000RPM TO THE SECOND YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE ACCELERATOR."

I would love to see him rev it too 9k then watch as his conrods scatter themselves over the pavement

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ASTRA-2-0L-TURBO-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-400BHP-BEATS-EVOS_W0QQitemZ130073822812QQihZ003QQcategoryZ9858Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Lee
30-01-07, 09:47 PM
9K on a tubby lump?

Boom shake shake shake the room!

Philsutton
30-01-07, 09:50 PM
i bet it just goes of the clock on the rev counter an speedo, an therefore he can claim accurate evidence that it does rev to 9k, and does do 190mph because his mate trev was following him his is uncles skyline and has 440mph on the clock.

bump
30-01-07, 09:50 PM
He'll post to Canada too!

Lee
30-01-07, 09:52 PM
He'll post to Canada too!

Now thats one fcuk off jiffy bag!

bump
30-01-07, 09:54 PM
Or one borrowed container from Devon.

draper
30-01-07, 09:55 PM
whata tool !! he spent loads of money getting it to 400bhp but then re-tuned it to 330bhp ???

and why mount the intercooler on the side - not much air will hit it lol

hendrix
30-01-07, 09:56 PM
haha what a tit!!

good find phil

Philsutton
30-01-07, 09:59 PM
that'll be for when he's drifting it round tesco's carpark, gets maximium cold air flow then. Clever thinking

Jack
30-01-07, 10:20 PM
I'm loving the itty bitty little brakes. I have (apparently) 90-160bhp less, and my standard brakes are considerably larger than his lol

...oh and how its still registered as a 1.4. Wonder if his insurance know about it!

Hmm, Weston Super Mare. Shall I ask for a test drive, then see what happens when I rev it to 9krpm? If it blows up I'll just say his ad says its supposed to be able to so its not my problem :D

Philsutton
30-01-07, 10:26 PM
lol go do it, an film it. I bet he is a limiter bad boy popper as well. BANG BANG BANG, "yeah man thats real power, here it hitting the limiter fo sizzle"

novanutted
30-01-07, 11:28 PM
thats a ****ty engine bay for over 20k spent! wot a tosser how much is he asking for it 15 grand or something stupid lol

Riggy
31-01-07, 04:48 PM
Now thats one fcuk off jiffy bag!


PMSL only you could think of that lol

dannyb
31-01-07, 06:56 PM
forgot to mention a couple of other things it is actually running regal phase 4 kit with uprated con rods pistons etc.


Like you just forget to mention you spent a few grand on engine parts.

Why dont' Ferrari just get these for next years F1 season, I'm sure they'll be putting that 190mph potential to good use. At ?3500 they wouldn't be left too out of pocket either.

mowgli
01-02-07, 11:07 PM
just how do you spend ?20k on an astra??? and then make it look like a 1.4 with light covers............... If regal did all of the work, why does the cam cover say P&n Motors?