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novaboyopr
18-01-07, 03:46 PM
dont think its a re post have searched couldnt find nothing:

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 5000 calories or more, I'm free

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

Dom: Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
Bryan: What's your time?
Dom: I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

So what're you eatin?!

Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull sh*t ass hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!

You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. your
granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW
WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, the winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.

You get these Fries whether you win or lose , but if you win you get bbq sauce too

A big mac, fries, a strawberry shake and a stand alone quarter pounder, not a bad way to spend ten dollars

the name's McRib - got another one as well, but I can't pronounce it

Ask any fat bloke, any real fat bloke, and he'll tell you it dont matter if you eat a big mac whole, or take several bites, eating's, eating.

I thought if i got in your good graces you might let me keep my big mac

Nice big mac, how much is the retail on one of them?

You can have any burger you want, as long as its a big-mac

From now on get a doublecheeseburger and fries for 2.95 faggit (didnt have to change that one, LOL)

You can't eat a big mac with the cover on it.

You break her bigmac and I'll break your neck!

Jesse: see - if we add a double cheeseburger - that could save you 2lbs and give you better traction on the burger. And this is what it pretty much could taste like...
Brian: whoa - you shoulda been at McDonalds or something.
Jesse: I always had this problem with food - it called YFB...?
Brian: You Fat *******?
Jesse: that's it. i could always handle a large fries but any other subject.....

This is burger-flipper Brian - MacDonalds store 135 - we have one traumatised BigMac - bite wound to the left side, multiple abrasions to the bun. Need immediate pickle and relish

draper
18-01-07, 04:09 PM
wtf

wisewood
18-01-07, 04:12 PM
****e

Matt2107
18-01-07, 04:18 PM
randomness

Iain
18-01-07, 04:19 PM
lol I found it funny

novaboyopr
18-01-07, 05:36 PM
hows that ****e i found it f+cking funny. have u seen f&f well its taking the pi+s out of it
i dont think its random either thought u could post funny stuff in here.
:)

Lee
18-01-07, 06:01 PM
Thats actually very funny! lol

Bryan: What's your time?
Dom: I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

draper
18-01-07, 06:09 PM
Ask any fat bloke, any real fat bloke, and he'll tell you it dont matter if you eat a big mac whole, or take several bites, eating's, eating.

PMSL


i actually read it all this time lol

novaboyopr
18-01-07, 06:29 PM
Check it out it's like this. If I lose, the winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
:)
U gotta love that one

dannyb
18-01-07, 06:49 PM
I see a few sig quotes on the horizon....

NOV4_SPORT
18-01-07, 07:21 PM
supereb thats bloody funny:

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

You get these Fries whether you win or lose , but if you win you get bbq sauce too
two quality lines lol

Mike
18-01-07, 08:48 PM
that is ****ing ace mate!! im in tears here!! love it!

Jack
18-01-07, 08:52 PM
I'm hungry now

rc
18-01-07, 10:44 PM
some people have too much time on their hands lol

Timmy
18-01-07, 10:45 PM
i printed a copy there so cool

Matt2107
19-01-07, 09:19 AM
Vinyl window graphics anyone?... could make a mint on ebay.

novaboyopr
19-01-07, 11:37 AM
lol
that is ****ing ace mate!! im in tears here!! love it!

i was aswell!!!

BigStan
20-01-07, 12:30 PM
Couldnt be bothered to read it but im sure its brilliant

Riggy
20-01-07, 12:57 PM
lol some are quite good there :thumb:

Spudly
20-01-07, 03:14 PM
I'm hungry now

Fpmsl... Trust you RJ lmao!!!