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burgo
18-01-07, 02:25 PM
i thought the "power chips" were bad enough but ****ing twist air!!! which retard comes up with these
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TWIST-AIR-INTAKE-FUEL-SAVER-VAUXHALL-CORSA-TIGRA-NOVA_W0QQitemZ160075315414QQihZ006QQcategoryZ36680 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
wisewood
18-01-07, 02:29 PM
"when you mash down the throttle" lmfao. Very scientific.
Matt2107
18-01-07, 02:29 PM
Looks like somekind of new age "chop your cock off" birth control to me.
novaboyopr
18-01-07, 02:30 PM
that really is terrible. looks like its made from kenex you might aswell block your intake with another compound if you were even thinking of buying one.
Philsutton
18-01-07, 07:20 PM
"when you mash down the throttle" lmfao. Very scientific

oh dear i nearly cried at that bit lmfao, also the 2-3% increase in power doesnt not correspond with the 10-15% increase in acceleration.

Think someone needs to do some basic mathematics
Jack
18-01-07, 07:26 PM
farting into my turbo would probably have greater effect on power
Ash
18-01-07, 07:35 PM
ummm, methane injection... cows .... PS :D

Ash
Ash
18-01-07, 07:48 PM
now, how could i market this?

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4059/untitled2gz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

cows are a good source of methane, methane burns:- go green, use cow fuel.

Ash
Philsutton
18-01-07, 07:50 PM
call it "moo moo go", and get some milk bottles and let them grow their own cow. This is the cheapest way to go about it as to by a cow outright is more thna your average chav can afford, but most can bum enough to get a bottle of milk.
Martin
18-01-07, 07:56 PM
call it "moo moo go", and get some milk bottles and let them grow their own cow. This is the cheapest way to go about it as to by a cow outright is more thna your average chav can afford, but most can bum enough to get a bottle of milk.

LMAO
Ash
18-01-07, 08:07 PM
done!:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1210/moomoogoev7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The green go-faster juice!

Ash
Philsutton
18-01-07, 08:51 PM
nice an you got all my typos in it as well lol
mowgli
20-01-07, 08:23 PM
Gentlemen. You have made me cry, I thank you
mowgli
20-01-07, 08:26 PM
Anyway, back to the device, how does bending a hacksaw blade round a bellend cause your car to go faster????????
I bet it could cut some really cool looking biscuits.
I might be a bit in the dark ages, but doesn't turbulence actually help the fuel mixture get to the combustion chamber? I'm sure it did when I was trying to be an engineering student in the late eighties.