Real names?

[Martin]

I'm on a roll with making threads today (2)


Just thought seen as tho not every1 has there real name as there username we mite put down our real names make it abit easier at meets n stuff insted of sayin "hi i'm novalicious of Nl nice to meet you" ya feel me


Well anyway game or not...

i'm Martin.. call me Martin/Martain/Fat Lad/Medium Martin(dont ask)




Martin

[dave_rand]

name prety much says it all


DAVID RAND

[Ste L]

my names james :)

[Stanley]

Err Stanley George Wilkins

[General Baxter]

general master baxter!

[kronk10]

Kronk10= johnathon neil fleming or just john or jonboy whateverlol

[chimp007_uk]

chris :thumb:

i looked like a chimp in younger life, kind of stuck.

[chimp007_uk]

baxter's not playing fairly... :(

[rc]

Dr ronnie court :thumb:

[ANDYRACER]

<<< :thumb:

[JSeymour]

John seymour......john, johnny boy, seymour or emore is ok with me though.

[bump]

Well I've been known as Bump since I was about 6, and it stuck. No one really knows me as anything else.

[dannyb]

Dan Barlow, I'm never called Danny, but someone else had already taken the name Dan when I signed up!

[Adam]

:p

[welsh_roadrally]

Jason :thumb: More often refered to as "The tired cu*t"lol

[L14MNP]

Liam :)

[Lucky Luke!]

Mr Luke Timothy Anderson - Thanks god for my dad though, mum wanted Timothy as my first name!

[Bouch]

Mr Martyn Bouchier.
a.k.a. Bouch, Boochy, Bowch, Ball bag and Ar5ewipe!!!!!

[Welsh Dan]

Daniel Buck - amazing what rhymed with my surname in school lol.

[Jack]

Jack, oddly enough

[BigStan]

James :thumb:

[djdommyp]

Dominic, dom d dom dom

[sri_boi]

jadyn......:)

[Iain]

Iain. :D (Two i's is the proper spelling lol)

[Matt2107]

jadyn......:)

Thats a girls name isnt it?

[sri_boi]

Thats a girls name isnt it?

ive only come across 3 people with it and there all lads...including will smiths son.....lol

[Stuart]

hmmmm i wonder....

[sri_boi]

hmmmm i wonder....

lol you lot on here make me larfff lmao!! lol

[Lee]

Mr Lee Matthew Reynolds to you!! lol

[Matt2107]

Class middle name there Lee.

Sri_boi... don't you think its a bit weird that he called his son Jadyn when his wife is called Jade?

[sri_boi]

up to him at end of day.....jadyn aint in the baby name books lmao...so it aint classed as either...but people ask if im mixed race when my name is brought up lol........

[Jack]

Sri_boi... don't you think its a bit weird that he called his son Jadyn when his wife is called Jade?
Jada; and their first son is called Jaden.

Incidentally, the spelling "Jadyn" (http://babyfit.sparkpeople.com/baby-names-detail.asp?name=Jadyn) IS a girls name lol. Its ranked as the 28th most popular girl name!

[Matt2107]

pmsl

[novajen]

you guys are so mean! lmao. so what if you think his name is girly? u know hes not a girl. i work in a nursery n they have some weird names there. only 1 jayden though.
i have a really borin name , jen, jenfer, jenjen, but never jennifer!

[Matt2107]

<<< not being mean...

There was a guy called Merlin at my school... now that's just stupid.
Most people call me Matt except my mom who insists on calling me Matthew.

[Jack]

Yes, we're mean :D but then to be fair, I've heard far worse. I used to work for the Education dept of the local council, maintaining the database of kids in Somerset schools. Some of the names we put on there defy belief - all I can say is in about 5 years time when these kids hit primay/secondary school theres going to be a rise in the suicide rate due to the bullying they'll get!

[Lee]

You have to blame the parents! I went to school with a guy called James Timothy Kirk. Lets face it, if your sirname was Kirk, you ARE taking the piss calling your son James T lol

Although if I have a son, I WILL name him Burt lol

[Ash]

Mr Ashley *cough* Wynn aka Ash, nutbar, NP, wynnley, wynners

[ANDYRACER]

Although if I have a son, I WILL name him Burt lol

You tight ****er lol

[Mike]

Michael Benjamin Levy :)

[Dar]

Just call me Dar:thumb: Or Darren. However if your name is Lee Matthew Reynolds, you can call me Sir :D

[LUV2XLR8]

jim jimy jimbo james.... ive had so many different names over the years i should check my birth cirtificate to make sure lol
LUV2XLR8 is a realy realy realy poo name!

[ANDYRACER]

Lee Matthew Reynolds, you can call me Sir :D

Isnt that a gay's name? :confused: :thumb:

[bump]

Oddly enough I know 3 Merlin's, all Cornish though.

[Saloony]

Craig...Dippy... Saloony... Whatever.

[BIGS]

Daniel Bignell and for obvious reasons most people know me as bigs

[Jack]

Daniel Bignell and for obvious reasons most people know me as bigs
Any relations in the Trowbridge area? Friend of mine there shares your surname! lol

[azura]

Rich, Rick, or Richard.

My member name came from a sierra saphire I had years ago & has stuck with me since :)

[Riggy]

lol just Carl Rigg for me

but i went to scholl with a lad called gaylord knotts , (he got bullyed alot)

[Matt2107]

lol just Carl Rigg for me

but i went to scholl with a lad called gaylord knotts , (he got bullyed alot)

**** off!!! your not serious.... surely?

[ANDYRACER]

lol just Carl Rigg for me

but i went to scholl with a lad called gaylord knotts , (he got bullyed alot)

His parents should of been shot for that.

My dad always said to me that when naming me, my bro and my sisters that he wanted normal names cos its not fair on the kids. :thumb:

[Riggy]

serious that was his name , how gutted would you be

[Dar]

Isnt that a gay's name? :confused: :thumb:

I reckon so. Check these out that I found for Andy though :D

Spakfish (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spakfish) Look at the second definition.
Queeber (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queeber)Read the little example.
Manbeaver (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manbeaver)Again look at the example.

I will stop there, but there are loads of them for Andy!!lol

[Matt2107]

I think I'd just kill myself if my first name was Gaylord.

[Jack]

Incidentally, there is no official legal procedure required to change your name. You only need a Deed Poll if you don't yet have a written Proof of ID with your new name on it (for example if setting up a bank account in your new name).

So, from now on I shall be known as Ramesis Niblic the third.

[Riggy]

pmsl @ Ramesis Niblic the third :thumb:

[Novadex]

Mr Joseph Poingdestre... Thats pronounced poin-des-ter. Just call me Joe tho! :)

[nova---chris]

St Christoph Here!

Or geoffry
or nigel
or frank

:thumb:

[Matt2107]

Care to explain those chris?

[nova---chris]

being romanian iraqi gypsey i have many aliases for all my gold cards.

[Matt2107]

lol

[nova---chris]

Plus my 10 illegal driving licences / free goverment grant so i can buy a M3 . Might get a microwave too see how i feel. And i cant understand people who work in england. when we have the dole. i dunno :)

[Matt2107]

I was thinking of signing on... I'm bored with my job and generally can't be ****d.

[nova---chris]

Well i cant complain. lol Make all those tax paying bitches keep you. After all the english goverment look after us dole scroungers better than tax paying mugs. I feel a bad leg coming on too. might upgrade the m3 .

[BIGS]

Any relations in the Trowbridge area? Friend of mine there shares your surname! lol

I havent got a clue. Its such a big family i dont know half of them lol

[Novadex]

Mr Joseph Poingdestre... Thats pronounced poin-des-ter. Just call me Joe tho! :)

oh i should have explained where Novadex originated from. Its pronounced Poin-des-ter however people cant seem to come to terms with that and they always call me by poin-dex-ter and belive it or not... i drive a nova! hence, Novadex :thumb:. You see my logic there? lol

[Matt2107]

I see how you get there.

Isn't Poingdexter an american insult used as a supplement to Nerd?

[Alex.]

On that site Jack posted with names, my first name is 37th and my middle name is 3rd! HaHa
"Clicky" :D (http://babyfit.sparkpeople.com/articles.asp?id=533)
Find out how popular you are! :p
There are some really stupid names on there too!

[Dave.]

david rome

mates call me dave n romey

[craig green]

Is anyone going to print off this thread & take it to PV?

Ahh. You must be James Lee Jayden the 3rd... Oh sorry, wrong person. I confused you with his Avatar!

Beg your Pardon!

[nova---chris]

Ill be the bloke flogging of c-cards on the trade stands. come and say hello. but please bring donations :)

[Matt2107]

My name means - Gift of God.

You must all bow down at my feet as I must be the second Messiah!

[craig green]

I'll bow down at the sight of your fibreglass bumpers!

read that as drop to my knees in a fit of laughter















Only pulling your leg Matt!

[L14MNP]

So, from now on I shall be known as Ramesis Niblic the third.

2Q4B poor sucker lol am I right J?

[Matt2107]

I'll bow down at the sight of your fibreglass bumpers!

read that as drop to my knees in a fit of laughter



Only pulling your leg Matt!


:p 10p says you'll ask me for a ride round the block when it's finished.

[novaboyopr]

David Mills /fat boy/dodgy dave/alli barbber

[Matt2107]

David Mills /fat boy/dodgy dave/alli barbber

Do you cut hair?

[craig green]

:p 10p says you'll ask me for a ride round the block when it's finished.

Hell i'll give you ?5 for a ride! I'll even borrow a Hilfiger tracksuit & a burberry cap for full effect. lol

[Matt2107]

Hell i'll give you ?5 for a ride! I'll even borrow a Hilfiger tracksuit & a burberry cap for full effect. lol

;)

Think Dawn has a burberry handbag you can borrow.

[Ash]

Ghay Ashley is the 8th most popular girls name, and its the boy's spelling.

Ashley for a boy

Ashleigh for a girl

Ash

[craig green]

;)

Think Dawn has a burberry handbag you can borrow.

Couldnt we just trade it in at the KFC for a couple thick shakes?

[novaboyopr]

no i dont cut hair. wish i could but i just cant do it

[Matt2107]

no i dont cut hair. wish i could but i just cant do it

Oh well.. not like I've got any hair to cut really.

Craig - I don't do fast food milk shakes.. it's too easy to mix man juice into.

[Novadex]

I see how you get there.

Isn't Poingdexter an american insult used as a supplement to Nerd?

yup! scared for life! lol

[bump]

2Q4B poor sucker lol am I right J?

Not enough angles on Jack's head for that. lol

[Jack]

"novelty condom head" lol

[L14MNP]

butter pat head lol

[draper]

mark, but everyone simply calls me draper

[LEWI007]

me names lewi call me lewi,person who owns a mint nova hahahahha.

[Geth]

Mr Gethin Owen Jones here.

I'll give you two guesses as to which part of the world that name comes from.

[BigStan]

Bangkok ?

[dhdev (Oli)]

.....Oli :eek:

[Spudly]

Mr John ******* ******** Paddock i aint disclosing my middle names as i dont reall y like em lol!!!

[Geth]

Bangkok ?
Yup, I'm a 23 year old lady boy originally from Bangkok.

[BigStan]

Yup, I'm a 23 year old lady boy originally from Bangkok.

lollol Good for you dont be ashamed of it ! lollol

[COR3Y]

Corey Lee Hope :(

But then i think i came off best there when the other two names i were to be given were either

lad - kane

lass - chelsea

[mowgli]

My real name is Mike Saunders. When I was a spotty youth I was working on a farm for the summer & everyone had CB radios, & my older brother told everyone to call me mowgli, due to my scrawny likeness to the disney character, 20 years later & some people still call me it.

[mowgli]

using untaimed girls link, I found what should be gaskells name, 46, 49

[Pinky103]

Hi mines Elaina,im new here so be nice

[mowgli]

Hi pinky103, welcome to our humble forum.

[BigStan]

Welcome, and why pinky then ?

[Pillar]

Mike Pillar aka PILLAR!

[draper]

^^ i thought that was just your favourite class a ;) lol

[Pillar]

lol

[tom reid]

Dier Mot

[Jack]

using untaimed girls link, I found what should be gaskells name, 46, 49
:confused:

[BigStan]

:confused:

I thought the same thing ! lol

[draper]

i get it lol

issac hunt - c u nt

[rc]

Hi mines Elaina,im new here so be nice

hello there! :)

[womble sri]

womble sri = Neil. my mate called me a womble one day i was about 12 and it just stuck. my mates tend to call me one-ball though because they think its funny, but dont worry i have got two! lol

[ashtal]

Docter vonklinkerhoften

[bigbened]

the one and only ben edwards aka beno

[novawez]

my names wez of corse

[womble sri]

mike hunt

[sim0ng]

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

[Mike.]

my user name says it all really lol

[Donova]

Don. or Donald as my mother used to call me.

[Asa-James]

Asa James Thorp, but evryone calls me Ace

[Green16v]

My names Chris, i used to own a 2l 16v green nova but dont anymore so i could do with changing my user name.