+45bhp OMFG!!!!

[valver500]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RACE-MODE-KIT-Vauxhall-Omega-Frontera-Nova-Tigra-SRi_W0QQitemZ110072124914QQihZ001QQcategoryZ72205Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I think i need one!

[rc]

wow really??? i mite buy two, thats 90bhp for 30quid lol

[H15 NVA]

Anyone up for a group buy?? lol

what makes it even worse is that the elec connections the supply to splice a wire into an existing one are the worst availible!! they cut into they wire and eventually work loose and fluck the connection altogether!!!

[Lee]

PMSL... RACE MODE!! lol


These usually involve very costly ECU surgery to install a "chip" that invalidates the car warranty and makes the engine use more fuel all the time. It can also make cars more difficult to drive at low speeds because all the performance it at the very top of the rev range.

That is now the biggest pile of drivel ive read this year!

[Jack]

wow really??? i mite buy two, thats 90bhp for 30quid lol
Buy two, get one free! 135bhp!

[Stuart]

I might have to become an unscrupulous ebay seller and sell crap that does make more power with ecu's but not much at all then mulitply the gain by 100 and sell to ****ers

[Philsutton]

lmfao, wish i hadnt sent all that money on mine. Im guessing on some of his other auctions he's got a flux capacitor, I also need one of those.

Things like to prove that the majority of the population are mentally retarded in one way or another.

[Bouch]

HA HA HA HA I love it!!!!!
I love the line "once switched, the under bonnet controller............." Correct me if i'm wrong but that sure looks like a relay to me!?!

But maybe we shouldn't laugh!! Because maybe we're the true idiots that have been spending thousands on turbo's, carbs, tb's and convertions just to get savage power when all we needed was a relay, afew scotch blocks and abit of cable!?!?

I dare one of you to buy one and find out!!!!!!!!!

[Jack]

I believe results may be somewhat along the lines of the following, as shown on my scientific graph. As you can see, before fitting a similar device to my car, it held an average 1.5bhp max. With the new device installed, and a change of windscreen washer fluid, I have achieved well in excess of 4,000,000,000bhp:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/power.jpg

My car also now revs to infinity RPM. As always with these mods, your penis grows by approximately 30", and women will constantly want to do nothing but give you head from the passenger seat.

[Philsutton]

what do the loops indicate? Where so much accelerating was being done it made tiem run backwards?

Also im pretty sure i handed in some graphs that looked just like that at uni. Drawn in paint clearly by a 3 year old lol

[Jack]

Yeah, the mods are that powerful they make the car shift into another dimension lol

My paint skills are teh pr0 lol

[Novadex]

but what the hell with all the pos feed back??? :wtf::confused:

[Jack]

Not all of it is for those resistors though. You'll note a couple of negatives for those lol

[SuperNova!]

Hi just wondering whether there would be any benefits from fitting 2 or 4 of these devices to my 1.1 saxo because my mate has a 400bhp evo he has 2 of these devices and has gained 65bhp and I hope that I can at least keep up until 100mph with 4 fitted because my saxo is 4wd. I plan on using the third free one to burn warming up my hands in the cold and festive season?
Any help much appreciated

I wonder if I will get a reply?

[Spudly]

Do you guys think one of these could be grafted into a microwave oven to reduce cooking times then lol!!!
I so think phil shoudve used some of those on the spi nova intead of all that NOS they would probably have blown the earth away from the car lol!!!

[Nova_Tek]

DAMN IT... I have no ECU lol

[matt_mph]

I believe results may be somewhat along the lines of the following, as shown on my scientific graph. As you can see, before fitting a similar device to my car, it held an average 1.5bhp max. With the new device installed, and a change of windscreen washer fluid, I have achieved well in excess of 4,000,000,000bhp:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/power.jpg

My car also now revs to infinity RPM. As always with these mods, your penis grows by approximately 30", and women will constantly want to do nothing but give you head from the passenger seat.

:O O my i better order one of them right away :lol:

[Philsutton]

I so think phil shoudve used some of those on the spi nova intead of all that NOS they would probably have blown the earth away from the car lol!!!

i didnt want a bill from the council after ive ripped all the tarmac off the road though lol

[Lee]

As always with these mods, your penis grows by approximately 30", and women will constantly want to do nothing but give you head from the passenger seat.

With a 30" c0ck, im pretty sure you could get head from another cars passenger seat lol