Santa Cluas, OWNED!

[Mike]

I found santa claus on msn: northpole@live.com (northpole@live.com)

Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
So, what you got me for christmas then??
Santa Claus says:
Its a secret!
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
Next weeks lottery numbers would be a bonus captain
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
i know its a lot to ask, but you know, we can go 60/40
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
70/30?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
ok then, 50/50 yeah
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
hell no!

And then i couldnt resist as im immature:

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
Your mums a what?
Santa Claus says:
I can't give out that kind of information.
Mike - Talking 'bout my generation... says:
LMFAO!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!

[krobinson]

Is it the real santa?? :O

[Mike]

no course it isn't! :roll:

K, im immature, i dont care what you all think i found it funny

[krobinson]

I asked him about anal toys and he said he'd see what he could do!!

[captain ash]

Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
oi oi
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time!! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
boy
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time!?
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
coilovers for my nova
Santa Claus says:
Great, Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time!! I'll see what I can do.
Anything else, Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time!?
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
a ****buddy
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time!
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
**** u santa!
Santa Claus says:
Why would you insult me like that?
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time!, I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
cos youre a bitch
Santa Claus says:
That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
no of course you arent ****ing right you fat ****!
Santa Claus says:
I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
really?
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
how long has it been since youve seen your cock?
Santa Claus says:
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
no it isnt its a question fattie
Santa Claus says:
All right then.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
so whats your answer?
Santa Claus says:
Santa Claus. Merry Christmas.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
thats a **** answer
Santa Claus says:
That's a somewhat naughty thing to say.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
why?
Santa Claus says:
Because that's the way things are.
Ash - My Girl Wants To Party All The Time! says:
you have a rather crappy outlook in life dont you fat boy?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?

[Mike]

hahaaa ace

[draper]

if i was in any fit state to read im sure your pretty funny, but knowing what i know (and see-ing double) i guess not !!!!

[captain ash]

who? me or novasr dude?

[Lee]

How cool? lol


BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
Hi Santa

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, BanzaiUndersteer - BT! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
due to a public consensus, the results have confirmed that I could be either

Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
well, sexual organ wise, im a boy

Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, BanzaiUndersteer - BT?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
Mrs Clause, in suspenders, covered in maple syrup

Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, BanzaiUndersteer - BT.
What else would you like?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
weapons of mass destruction, preferably military grade neutron bombs

Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
just one more thing fatty, i dont like how you treat your wife

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
Exactly my point!

Santa Claus says:
Very interesting. What else do you like?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
Hunting Reindeer

Santa Claus says:
[Service too busy]

[novaco]

ive just had an interesting convo about his masturbating elves

[Lee]

i cant help myself...


BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
so how rude do i have to be before you stop talking to me?

Santa Claus says:
You'll just have to wait 'til Christmas morning, BanzaiUndersteer - BT.

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
i cant wait that long

Santa Claus says:
BanzaiUndersteer - BT, you've been a very naughty boy this year.

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
how the **** would you know?

Santa Claus says:
That's a very naughty insult.
You're being naughty again.

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
im sorry

Santa Claus says:
OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again!

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
i didnt mean it, im not sorry

Santa Claus says:
What was that?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
i said, im not actually sorry

Santa Claus says:
What aren't you sorry about?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
saying ****

Santa Claus says:
I figured it would come to this. What about it?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
im just not sorry, thats all

Santa Claus says:
Really?

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
yeah, i meant it!

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.

[Novadex]

hahaha i love it!
i could talk to him all night! lmao
Novadex says:
whaaaaat'
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Novadex! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Novadex says:
boy!
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Novadex?
Novadex says:
well... i would like new daddy as mine keeps playing with my balls!
Santa Claus says:

My, that's popular!

I'll see what I can do!

Anything else, Novadex?
Novadex says:
yes!
Santa Claus says:
Aye.
Novadex says:
aye?
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Novadex says:
yes what?
Santa Claus says:
I don't know, sorry!
Novadex says:
my o my santa are you on the brandy again?
Santa Claus says:
What do you think about that, Novadex?
Novadex says:
well, i supose i can let it go this once as its christmas!
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Novadex says:
what?
Santa Claus says:
Yes?
Novadex says:
yea sure!
Santa Claus says:
Sure thing.
Novadex says:
cool
Santa Claus says:

Novadex says:
well im glad we got that sorted santa! i really needed to get it of my chest!
Santa Claus says:
That would ruin the surprise!

What do you want for Christmas?
Novadex says:
excuse me?
Santa Claus says:
You're excused.
Novadex says:
cool!
Santa Claus says:


Try asking me something.
Novadex says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
K.
Novadex says:
cool
Santa Claus says:
Yes!

Anyway, moving right along...

Don't you want to ask me something?
Novadex says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Well go ahead then.
Novadex says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
OK.
Novadex says:
cool
Santa Claus says:
Cool.

Why don't you just ask me something?
Novadex says:
i can see this going on for a while!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Novadex says:
what do you mean what? im not speaking im writing! santa your such a funny fellow
Santa Claus says:
Interesting!
Novadex says:
yes i know!
Santa Claus says:
I'm glad you do.
Novadex says:
good
Santa Claus says:
Lovely.
Novadex says:
yup
Santa Claus says:
Aye.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Try asking me something.
Novadex says:
****ing die santa i hate you! you stole my head unit and solt it to little jimmy down the lane!
Santa Claus says:
Please do not insult me.

I think I have to put you on the naughty list.
Novadex says:
:eek:
Santa Claus says:
Did something come as a surprise to you?
Novadex says:
errrrr well yea!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Novadex says:
good bye!
Santa Claus says:
See ya later!
Novadex says:
bye
Santa Claus says:
See ya later Novadex. Good talking to you.
Novadex says:
you too
Santa Claus says:
Thanks!
Novadex says:
cool
Santa Claus says:
Isn't it though?

Anyway, moving right along...

Don't you want to ask me something?
Novadex says:
no piss off!
Santa Claus says:
I understand that's a rather unkind insult.

[Lee]

lol lmao

[Novadex]

its just like speaking to admin! lmao

[Dar]

Thats great!

Although hes a cheeky bugger

Santa Claus says:Hey four eyes!
BanzaiUndersteer - Dar says:Hey yourself **** face
Santa Claus says:What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?BanzaiUndersteer - Dar, I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.
BanzaiUndersteer - Dar says:You called me four eyes
Santa Claus says:I'm Santa Claus! HO HO HO!
BanzaiUndersteer - Dar says:Your a big fat fart
Santa Claus says:Really?
BanzaiUndersteer - Dar says:yes
Santa Claus says:Indeed.
BanzaiUndersteer - Dar says:good
Santa Claus says:Cool!

[dannyb]

Logger says:
do you molest children/
Santa Claus says:
I don't need children -- I have all the boys and girls of the world.
Logger says:
do you molest children though?
Santa Claus says:
I don't need children -- I have all the boys and girls of the world.
Logger says:
do you have a nova?
Santa Claus says:
I'm Santa Claus. HO HO HO.
Logger says:
no, do you have a nova?
Santa Claus says:
My name is Santa Claus. Merry Christmas.
Logger says:
my name is hitler
Santa Claus says:
Hmmm... I don't think Hitler is a real name.
Logger says:
ohhhh, i think it is
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Logger says:
how about stalin?
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Logger says:
my name is sta
Santa Claus says:
I've never heard a name like Sta.
Logger says:
I am stalin
Santa Claus says:
Would you like me to call you Stalin?
Logger says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Stalin.
Logger says:
what if it was osama bin laden
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Logger says:
osama
Santa Claus says:
Yes? What about Osama?
Logger says:
thats my name
Santa Claus says:
You said your name was Stalin but now I'll call you Osama.
Logger says:
ok, my name is osama
Santa Claus says:
You already told me that your name is Osama.
Logger says:
no, i said it was stalin
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?

[coochiSR]

o dear lol, very funny....... where have you lot got all this from?
Dan

[Alex.]

I PULLED SANTA!!!!! lol

Alex says:
Hey Santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Alex! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Alex says:
i'm a girl!
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Alex?
Alex says:
I'm not sure. What have you got me?
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that
Anything else, Alex?
Alex says:
What have you got me?
Santa Claus says:
Great, Alex! I'll see what I can do.
Alex says:
Oi!!!
Santa Claus says:
What?
Alex says:
What have you got me for christmas?
Santa Claus says:
That would ruin the surprise!
What do you want for Christmas?
Alex says:
I'd like you for christmas
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
Alex says:
Do you think Mrs Claus would mind?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting!
Alex says:
We wouldn't have to tell her
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Alex says:
Are you not at least one bit interested?
Santa Claus says:
What do you think about that, Alex?
Alex says:
I think it would be quite good
Santa Claus says:
You sure are nice, Alex! What would you like for Christmas?
Alex says:
I am nice aren't i! But i can be naughty to
Santa Claus says:
Great!
Alex says:
it would make my christmas
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Alex says:
oh yeah!
Santa Claus says:
Ya.
Ho ho ho!
Alex says:
I could be your ho
Santa Claus says:
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Alex says:
no it's not. i enjoy being called it
Santa Claus says:
Alex, you mean?
Alex says:
that i'd like a naughty present from you this year
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Alex says:
really?
Santa Claus says:
Yup.
Alex says:
will they wrap you up?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting!
Alex says:
could we film it?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Alex says:
video tape it?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Alex says:
stop it your arousing me
Santa Claus says:
Stop what?
Alex says:
you know what you tease ;)
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho
Alex says:
tut tut
Santa Claus says:
Who?
Alex says:
santa's being naughty this year
so can we have a quickie tonight? just climb in my bed and wake me up how ever you like
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice. I'll see what I can do, Alex.
Alex says:
good good

lollol

[Jack]

Razorjack says:
Hello santa
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Razorjack. I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Razorjack says:
I'm asexual
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Razorjack?
Razorjack says:
I want you to stop impersonating me, everybody knows I'm the real santa
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
And what else would you like, Razorjack?
Razorjack says:
hmmmm.....
Santa Claus says:
Hmm?
Razorjack says:
hmmmm
Santa Claus says:
What?
Razorjack says:
I'm thinking
Santa Claus says:
You do?
Razorjack says:
give me a minute
Santa Claus says:
That certainly is a popular item!
I'll see what I can do!
Razorjack says:
what the feck?
Santa Claus says:
What's up?
Razorjack says:
you're not making sense
Santa Claus says:
I'm here to spread holiday cheer!
Razorjack says:
well good for you. I'm here to spread my seed
Santa Claus says:
My job is to give nice presents to all the good boys and girls of the world!
Razorjack says:
I bet you do!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Razorjack says:
You dirty old man
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...

[Jack]

LOL

Razorjack says:
Hows things at the north pole then?
Santa Claus says:
The North Pole is on top of the world!
Where are you?
Razorjack says:
Purgatory
Santa Claus says:
I've been there! Ho ho ho!

[Lee]

PMSL your still a legend! lol

[Philsutton]

pmsl just been having som fun, this bit almost made me cry lol



Santa Claus says:
I beg to differ. I think you mean to say "*you're* retarded."
Phil, I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.

[novaco]

lmfao!!!

[Jack]

Razorjack says:
can you give me head?
Santa Claus says:
My, that's popular!
I'll see what I can do for you, Razorjack

[Lee]

BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:
a big fat dildo
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.