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Debate: Which is better, Top Gun or Dirty Dancing?
Alex has put this poll on her Myspace as we were having this argument last weekend. Unfortunately most of the people on her myspace are girls, so I can guess which way that poll is going to swing! So I've put the same vot on here to try and even the score :p
So which is better? Top Gun (Jets, flying, motorbike, guns, explosions, action) or Dirty Dancing (homo-erotic man in spandex prancing about like he's got a vibrator up his backside)?
This is going to be totally biased as most the members on here are guys and there's only a handful of girls!! And the majority of people on my myspae are guys!!!
Patrick Swayze is so much hotter then Tom Cruise. Atlest we wouldn't have to kneel down to kiss Patrick Swayze!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Misc/02.jpg
There is just no comparison!
Looking at those two first thing in the morning is still pretty rough though.
I reckon they should have made Top gun exactly the same, but with an academy of lesbian fighter pilots. Then girls could respect the women for fulfilling essentially male roles, shattering gender stereotypes whilst the blokes could just sit there sniggering and talking to their mates about it down the pub/at work.
No I can garentee you if they made a Top Gun but with just as gay females, I'd be sat giggling with the guys to! lol
Depends who the lead was.
Depends who the lead was.
Jo Brand lol
I reckon they should have made Top gun exactly the same, but with an academy of lesbian fighter pilots.
ive got a film along a similar theme :thumb:
and top gun is the best film ever
Patrick Swayze has a wonky face in that pic! Long hair and looks like a hobo, at least Tom Cruise looks fairly presentable!
And Tom Cruise wins purely because he'd probably stand in front of Patrick Swayze for ten minutes calling him a "Jerk" lol
And Tom Cruise wins purely because he'd probably stand in front of Patrick Swayze for ten minutes calling him a "Jerk" lol
I'd love to see Tom Cruise TRY to stand face to face with Patrick Swayze...he'd have to stand on a chair for a start....AND Patrick Swayze would kick his a$$!!
Lets face it though, Tom Cruise is nuttier than a bag of Monkeys! I much prefer Swayze films. Roadhouse to name but one!
But Top gun beats Dirty Dancing by at least a lightyear.
nice argument there lee, roadhouse rules !!
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TOP GUN is just about the gayest film ever made, only gay men go for all that macho stuff, mens beach volleyball etc., shouting 'I'm on his tail!'
Dirty Dancing is about a man & a girl, a man possibly getting another girl pregnant, it's not very gay is it???? OK the dancing is a bit mincy, but all dancing is.
TOP GUN!!!! is such a quality film!!!
and dirty dancing is shiat!
buyt if you had of said roadhouse on the other hand..it would of been a totaly different story
JSeymour
10-12-06, 01:02 PM
PLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE
TOP GUN is just about the gayest film ever made, only gay men go for all that macho stuff, mens beach volleyball etc., shouting 'I'm on his tail!'
Dirty Dancing is about a man & a girl, a man possibly getting another girl pregnant, it's not very gay is it???? OK the dancing is a bit mincy, but all dancing is.
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top gun is one of the gayest films ever made! it even sounds gay.....top gun, say it over and over and your start to think gay thoughts:eek:
plus without dirty dancing a lot of girls woundt act like sluts in da' clubs:cool:
plus without dirty dancing a lot of girls woundt act like sluts in da' clubs:cool:
So its not just in Bognor that girls act like that then!:thumb::thumb::thumb:
Matt2107
11-12-06, 09:35 AM
I'd love to see Tom Cruise TRY to stand face to face with Patrick Swayze...he'd have to stand on a chair for a start....AND Patrick Swayze would kick his a$$!!
Patrick Swayze would suffocate him with his mullet.
Seriously though... Top Gun rules and I own the soundtrack cd... however... there is always room for 5mins of gay disco... for example the dance off in American Pie: The Wedding is hilarious.
Ok, put it this way. You walk into a bar, meet a girl, get talking. Whats more likely to make her pants drop and babies shoot forth when she asks you what you do for a living - saying you're a male dancer (whoa, homo alert) or a figher pilot? lol
Ok, put it this way. You walk into a bar, meet a girl, get talking. Whats more likely to make her pants drop and babies shoot forth when she asks you what you do for a living - saying you're a male dancer
But to be quite honest, if a guy walked into a bar, and started chatting me up, with tight trousers, and the muscles that a male dancer would have OR some guy that blags on about how he flies a plane and he could get killed any day....I know which one I'd be dropping my pants for!
Pilots don't get killed these days, too many H&S regs. And the aircraft are quite a small target, that moves, so the Americans prefer to direct their "friendly" fire at those objects easier to hit. Like the entirity of Iraq.
Anyway, dancers aren't muscly. They're actually quite athletic and lightweight people; yes they're fit, but they're hardly rippling with muscles. Muscle is heavy!
And would you boff Wayne Sleep? I think not.
At the end of the day. Top Gun is a guys film. And Dirty Dancing is a girls film. The music is good, as it's 80's music! lol
But.....Patrick Swayze is a better actor and much better looking then Tom Cruise!
Yep, I agree :thumb:
Patrick would get a yes... He is soooo much hotter!!! And he does have muscles in the film... :p
Tom would get a no, for many, many reasons!!lol
i also own the top gun soundtrack
would you boff Wayne Cherry? I think not.
I may be a bit off thread on this, but wasn't he the GM chief stylist who actually drew the nova????????
Wayne Sleep is a famous dancer
Watch Reservoir Dogs, in the diner scene, Quentin Tarantino has a very good rant about just how GAY Top Gun is.......
A lad who used to work for my brother once watched Top Gun 6 times for reference so he could try to pull girls in Malia by claiming to be a fighter pilot. We had to tell him that as there was a bit of a war type thing going on in Iraq, would a fighter pilot really be attempting sex in a dump in crete??
Wayne Sleep is a famous dancer
Thats the homo! lol
I may be a bit off thread on this, but wasn't he the GM chief stylist who actually drew the nova????????
He certainly did! Good call. So there ARE some people on this site who would shag him lol
But to be quite honest, if a guy walked into a bar, and started chatting me up, with tight trousers, and the muscles that a male dancer would have OR some guy that blags on about how he flies a plane and he could get killed any day....I know which one I'd be dropping my pants for!
wat happens..if he walks up to you in a bar...starts talking..then whips a mic out.. and starts singing too you?
'you never close your eyes..anymore when i kiss your lips...'
would this make any difference lol
wat happens..if he walks up to you in a bar...starts talking..then whips a mic out.. and starts singing too you?
'you never close your eyes..anymore when i kiss your lips...'
would this make any difference lol
no it doesnt, trust me :thumb:
wat happens..if he walks up to you in a bar...starts talking..then whips a mic out.. and starts singing too you?
'you never close your eyes..anymore when i kiss your lips...'
would this make any difference lol
Nope! Not if he looked like Patrick Swayze
youve lost that loving feeling!!
thats your problem!
youve lost that loving feeling!!
thats your problem!
I have plenty of loving feeling. But if a guy that looked similar to Patrick Swayze was singing to me, or cleaning a toilet I'd still be fixated.:p
me too.. you ever seen roadhouse?
you even see his **** in that film!! its worth watching:thumb: :cool: :cool: :eek:
or cleaning a toilet I'd still be fixated.:p
is this a gap in the female porn market?
No lol
Someone suggested Roadhouse. Sounds like a good film.
No lol
Someone suggested Roadhouse. Sounds like a good film.
It was me, and its quality. :thumb: Lots of mindless violence!
Sorry to go off topic, but do the girls here think that Tokyo drift was a bit mohoschmexual, with all the 'big engines' and male posturing?
Sorry to go off topic, but do the girls here think that Tokyo drift was a bit mohoschmexual, with all the 'big engines' and male posturing?
TBH, the second one was so sh!te I fell asleep. And the only thing that kept me awake during the first one was Vin Diesel and a few of the nice cars :p
Matt2107
13-12-06, 02:23 PM
I actually consider fast and furious 1 and 2 to be two seperate films as there are no real ties between the two other than Paul Walker.
Haven't seen 3.... apparently Vin comes back in the 4th one.
I really wouldn't bother with 3, its shockingly bad. Vin has a small cameo in it too, but seems extremely forced and awkward, not a touch on the presence he has in the first movie.
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