speeding

[ben doodar]

i got stopped for speeding the other night. the copper asked if i knew the limit of the road? yes i do its a 30 zone.
the police man said i smelt of weed he said he was going to search my car, i said o.k but dont look in the boot as theres a dead body in there, he looked shocked and called 4 back up.
around 25 police came looked in the boot to find nothing, i asked 1 of the local coppers who i know what they were doing he said pc meacock said u had a body in the boot, i said lying ******* i bet he told u i was speeding aswell!

[Stoo]

PMSL

Thats quite good!

[Riggy]

lol :thumb:

[Lynsey]

Hahahahaha Bentley... lol:thumb:lol

[Benn]

hahahahah class,

[Stuart]

nice, but bin the text typing

[Jack]

Old as the hills, and funnier when its written in English lol

[Jim Mcrae]

nice one!

[edens-xe]

what was said after that then? did you get a fine or did they just leave you alone. bet the coppers were well shocked!!! hahalol

[mowgli]

I always find that traffic cops are simply jumped up traffic wardens who obviously have not had sex for some months, & were always picked last for sports.