mowgli
28-10-06, 11:03 PM
Three musicians, an englishman, a scotsman & an irishman walk into a pub.
There is an octopus playing the piano.
The landlord says to the three men, 'Have you ever seen anything so impressive?'
The englishman says,' that's nothing, I bet it can't play my guitar', and hands his guitar to the octopus. within seconds the octopus is strumming away.
The irishman says, 'ok, but I bet it can't play my flute', and gives his flute to the octopus. after a minute it started playing a tune.
The scotsman says, 'Try my bagpipes', and hands it over.
After 5 minutes of fumbling, the octopus looks troubled, and the landlord says 'are you going to play it?'
The octopus responds 'Play it?, as soon as I get it's pyjamas off I plan to f*ck it!'
There is an octopus playing the piano.
The landlord says to the three men, 'Have you ever seen anything so impressive?'
The englishman says,' that's nothing, I bet it can't play my guitar', and hands his guitar to the octopus. within seconds the octopus is strumming away.
The irishman says, 'ok, but I bet it can't play my flute', and gives his flute to the octopus. after a minute it started playing a tune.
The scotsman says, 'Try my bagpipes', and hands it over.
After 5 minutes of fumbling, the octopus looks troubled, and the landlord says 'are you going to play it?'
The octopus responds 'Play it?, as soon as I get it's pyjamas off I plan to f*ck it!'