Dodgy Voice mail messages

[Matt2107]

I've just had a voice mail that went a little like this.

In a welsh accent.

"Hello, yes, I'm phoning up about the golden labrador you have for sale, I'd be very interested. I'm looking for a very friendly dog as its for my mother, it is.... she is very lonely you know and needs a companion. If you could please call me back on *************... it would be highly appreciated you know"

I DO NOT HAVE A DOG FOR SALE!

Also had a dodgy ethnic fella phone up about my fez that was for sale. He phoned up about 2 weeks after I'd sold it lol. It went something like this.

"Hallo, I am phoning for white car, it is fiesta. I would like you to sale me the car. I have money to buy. I come see tonight if you telephone me later.

I swear it was Borat!

[Jack]

Sell the dog lovers a snake!! And lmfao @ Borat lol

I've had a couple random missed call numbers on my mobile, but then I never answer it unless its someone I know, or I'm expecting a call. If its anything important they'll leave a message, or call me back :D

Although on one of my old phones I did have a couple of messages from a "garage" saying that one car was ready for collection, but "the Micra is still too hot, we need to find another car to take the details off", and did I mind waiting for them to do it or something like that! :wtf:

[edit]Thinking about it, a bank who gave me a loan many many years ago (which I paid off fairly quickly, but never closed the account) still have one of my old - and now defunct - phone numbers... They used to ring me all the time trying to sell me new accounts and loans so I didn't bother to tell them my new number when I changed it. Wonder if that number has been recycled yet lol