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This is kinda linking from Jack's thread about how boring his job was. And I was wondering what your dream job would be.
I'd love to be an English Literature teacher. (Am currently in the processing of studying to be one!)
Or...a pornstar...obvious reasons! :D
Or...I'm not sure what else. A prison guard seems exciting and interesting. But I don't spect women are allowed to do that as they'd probably get quite a bit of harrasement! :roll:
id love to spanner as part of some kind of motorsport team.
I don't really know what I want to do. Archaeology, network maintenance/installer, PC repairs and building, photographer, landscaper... I like to be physically doing things.
Ooh, no, Lego designer/tester :D
I'd like to say being a primary school teacher as thats what I'm studying at uni, but the reality of it would be a major shareholder in microsoft or something and have lots of money for not much work. I'm lazy as and not very motivated right now, perhaps when I get into the classroom and earning a wage it'll be better! Still, being a bloke, the opportunity for promotion in education is there....
I don't think there actually really is such a thing as a dream job.
even porn stars must think 'Oh No not that again' as Ron Jeremy proceeds to perform a scuttling.
I really enjoy what I do, building things, mending vehicles, driving huge diggers, some demolition, but some days when I am covered in rain & clay, I think 'why did I leave that office job'
but some days when I am covered in rain & clay, I think 'why did I leave that office job'
That sounds like the best bit!! :D
hmmm not sure to be honest. as mowgli said there is no such thing....
id quite like to be a calibrator for any oem really... i work with them at the moment and they seem to have a good laugh and get paid well for doing so. plus you get to rant the death out of prototypes etc before anyone sees them
id love to be the manager for a football team and get paid for it, or even if it was in america something like coach carter :)
dave_rand
16-10-06, 09:40 PM
i love my job
General Baxter
16-10-06, 09:43 PM
i love my job, iv got a microwave and fridge in my van lol
ooo and a kettle lol
Works WRC driver!!!!!!! Get paid alot of money to drive like a tit, in a fantastic machine, all over the world, 12 months of the year. Fantastic!! Oh and get to shag all the pirelli girl's. Thats the job for me...........
I'd have to go with professional race/rally driver too. I love travelling and I'm happiest when behind the wheel, so what's not to like. Sadly I was always a mid field runner even in my karting days so I can't see it happening really :(
plus the hours would suck ass
dave_rand
16-10-06, 10:33 PM
i work good hours :D
I love my Job, at the moment!!
Weapons Specialist in the RAF!
Top pay, top travel top benefits!!!
Ricky G
17-10-06, 09:08 AM
i would love to be a copper! preferably on the roads driving an omega or whatever high powerd motors they have! catching theiving scum and not being a prick to the legal drivers. but with my dad having a criminal record as long as his arm i think they might turn me away if i apply. and its just having the balls to tell my family im a copper lol
but other than that i would like to start my own recovery company as the one around here charges massive bills and i like seing smashed motors and driving. and i also think i could make a fortune providing i had the premises to store cars and a good vehicle or two for pulling cars out of hedges and ditches.
so there ya go my jobs arent much but i would enjoy both of them!
wisewood
17-10-06, 09:30 AM
A dream job would be to find something you enjoy doing, and get paid for it.
Eg. If you like playing computer games, become a games tester. You'd get bored of the same game day in day out after a few weeks of testing and reporting bugs, but then the game is done, goes to market, and something else comes in for you to play instead.
I like my work to be rewarding, so i feel i have achieved something at the end of it. At the moment i dont really have that, i have to fudge it in my head so that i convince myself that i am achieving this great good deed by producing a set of financial or management accounts for a client lol
That said, when i write a business plan for someone and they then go off and secure finance for their venture, and come back later for accounts and show they're making money - thats quite satisfying - but its their hard work, i just make the number look good.
Ideally, i wanna be a doctor, but can't be ****d with the training.
hmm the spiller as a Dr....... hi harold ;)
I would like to be a full time millionaire. Then do what the hell I like.
my new jobs sucks the big one !! no-one cares about the standard of work but worst of all no-one seems to speak to each other - ever !! its so boring but as its only temporary i can survive (i hope)
my ideal job is electrician - i prefer working in an industrial enviroment because theres no rush so stuff doesnt get slung in or bodged and you can take pride ion your but working on new build is good money (guy i was working with last year was on 35k+ never worked past 4 and in the pub for 1 on a fri but ive seen some terrible workmanship (all trades not just sparks)
wisewood
17-10-06, 10:30 AM
the painters who did the interior on our house were seriously shoddy. Thinnest skim over of paint i've ever seen. Oh well, we've repainted pretty much every wall within the first 2 years anyway lol
Own my own company doing contract electrical installations on new builds :)
Own my own company doing contract electrical installations on new builds :)
got any jobs - whats the wheather like where you are lol
novabex
17-10-06, 11:10 AM
Veterinary nurse... which is what I'm going to be eventually...
A rally driver... but lets face it... thats never going to happen! Haha. lol
got any jobs - whats the wheather like where you are lol
lol lol , sorry i should explain myself a little better, i meant thats my dream job i am a few years away from that yet
Matt2107
17-10-06, 12:16 PM
id love to spanner as part of some kind of motorsport team.
Pro drive is only up the road ;)
I think I'd like to co-own with my dad a business that designs web pages (my part) /computer repairs/software installation (his part.) With just the two of us.. no other staff to start with. Possibly with an internet cafe too.
Hence the web page design course I'm starting in January. He has various networking/pc repair qualifications that he's done.
Only problem is he isnt getting any younger :D
doherty
17-10-06, 01:51 PM
i would love to drive one of those HUGE tipper/dumper lorries or diggers that be used in quarrys...my granda was co-owner in a few quarrys over here before he died..an being around those from a very young age with my da kinda lodged the idea in my head..now the bigger the machine the more i want to drive it lol..
wisewood
17-10-06, 02:07 PM
my step dad when i was growing up had a tipper truck - he drove for Tarmac delivering gravel from a quarry to building sites etc. I used to ride around in it with him when he worked saturdays. Much fun playing with the c.b. and pulling the loud horn etc.
i did tipper driving for a couple of years. it really isn't that good. transport office staff are the biggest liars in the world. you get to a site with an artic full of stone & there are sparkies vans scattered everywhere, someone then always wants you to tip it across a slope so it will tip over, and the hours are ****, Oh and the police are always pulling you over for pathetic reasons.
I also did brick crane work as well, If someone annoyed me, they would find 2 packs of bricks behind their car with the forklift holes facing the wrong way, so they had to manhandle 1000 bricks.
i did tipper driving for a couple of years. it really isn't that good. transport office staff are the biggest liars in the world. you get to a site with an artic full of stone & there are sparkies vans scattered everywhere, someone then always wants you to tip it across a slope so it will tip over, and the hours are ****, Oh and the police are always pulling you over for pathetic reasons.
I also did brick crane work as well, If someone annoyed me, they would find 2 packs of bricks behind their car with the forklift holes facing the wrong way, so they had to manhandle 1000 bricks.
quality idea lol
Welsh Dan
17-10-06, 10:36 PM
I'd have a little factory hand building brand new Nova's from metals other than steel.
Or be some kind of food taster.
Or get paid to play eve-online :D.
Jim Mcrae
17-10-06, 11:39 PM
I would like to be a profesional wresler or a porn star and get paid loadsa cash. Unfortunantly i havent quite got the figure for either...
Id like to work in kfc serving grey chicken to students
No Pizza Hut is the way forward!! :p
i had a pizza hut last week, its ****
doherty
18-10-06, 09:30 PM
i did tipper driving for a couple of years. it really isn't that good. transport office staff are the biggest liars in the world. you get to a site with an artic full of stone & there are sparkies vans scattered everywhere, someone then always wants you to tip it across a slope so it will tip over, and the hours are ****, Oh and the police are always pulling you over for pathetic reasons.
I also did brick crane work as well, If someone annoyed me, they would find 2 packs of bricks behind their car with the forklift holes facing the wrong way, so they had to manhandle 1000 bricks.
no im not on about an artic lorry..i mean one of these...http://www.diavik.ca/equipment1a.jpg
would drive me insane delivering to sites in an artic.:tard:
i had a pizza hut last week, its ****
:eek:
Matt2107
19-10-06, 04:24 PM
Pizza rocks... my fav food.
Id like to work in kfc serving grey chicken to students Don,t mention KFC, I had some one night and had a heart attack next day! I'm okay now thoughlol I'm not joking, honest.
/\ lol!
i think you'd want a job you'll enjoy not love, bucause if your doing what you love at the time then:
a) you'll get bored
and
b) you'll have nothing to look forward to
for this reason i'd want lots of part-time jobs, keep me intrested - get bored of one go to another, but still have contacts at the old place. Eg: work for 888 racing, and and graphic design company then i can jump between two things i like, and maybe an electrican on the side, and car audio installer, etc, etc
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Novadex
22-10-06, 10:24 AM
Ive always been interested in becoming a super hero like superman or spiderman... but the tuition fees are extautionate plus it puts your life insurance premium sky high!
found this on msn (my homepage)
http://msn.careerbuilder.com/custom/msn/careeradvice/viewarticle.aspx?articleid=776&SiteId=cbmsnsl4776&sc_extcmp=JS_776_spotlight
Americans are funny. Also what happened to the day everyone wanted to be a fighter pilot or astronaut, etc?
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wisewood
24-10-06, 02:28 PM
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