View Full Version : Annoying Chavs!!!!!
Theres an annoying little ******* chav around the corner from me who has just bought a corsa 1.4 sri. This might not strike you as being that bad but hes fifteen and just in it with his chavvy mates revving it all day:mad:
They all think its wikkid because its got a 500 foot big bore on it. Does anyone else have to put up with this ****?
yeah, my neighbours lol (they dont really)
ask him if he wants to buy the corsa bodykit ive got behind my sofa !!
sorry bout that should say thats the last thing he needs
Alex has a couple of neds across from her, one who has an annoying 50cc bike and the other who has blinged up his parents mondeo estate lol
Nova_Houch7
14-10-06, 04:33 PM
might keep him quiet for a while tho, 15 yo chav trying to fit a body kit means he wont be revving the engine up constantly!
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ive just got some nob in a brown 1.0 corsa that does laps all nite with a 6inch exaust what sounds realy nice lol. he was sittin outside my house a few weeks ago and done a few revs so i threw a bottle of coke at his car out the window and told him to **** off lol i int seen him outside since lol
The kid across the road from me is the most annoying kid ever!! The whole family is. I can't STAND her. The husband and the smallest kid are ok. There's one ginger, freckely kid that's a 50 cent wannabe?! And....an emo kid that has a blinged Ford..not sure what type, Jack could tell you. But oh my god is all I can say really.:mad:
mini_kris
14-10-06, 05:04 PM
where i live there is the eccleston ped crew theres about 20 of the little ****s riding round all the time, 5 of them love on my street GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
oh and they keep removing my valves from my tyres, i come out in the moring and ive got 8 flat tyres!
5 of them make love on my street GRRRRRRRRRRRRR i wanna join in
lol lol
sorry couldnt resist
coochiSR
14-10-06, 05:41 PM
chavs are flipping ghey! the ones near me think they know **** loads bout crs and that the 1.8GTI escort can kill a starlet turbo, so we proved that wrong! lol and they always drive like complete w******s and almost hit you! even if you on the path!
Dan
Ricky G
14-10-06, 07:48 PM
i probably am the annoying chav in my area!lol
seriosly tho if i drive around aylesbury i always have chavs wanting to race around and goin up my ****! now i have the metro gti i race them just to embarress them! (even tho its me driving the metro)lol
oh and i also get the chavs at the end of my road sitting in the bus stop! so i come around the roundabout sideways the other night and they seemd to love it!
thank god im not the only one lol
mini_kris
15-10-06, 08:50 AM
lol lol
sorry couldnt resist
:tosser:
lol
Philsutton
15-10-06, 05:11 PM
just tell him that if he wants more power out of it to drop a spark plug in the oil filler cap, then to start it up and hold it at 5k for 15 mins. It cleans all the crusty stuff inside the engine and thus gives it more power. You can have so much fun with these types of people, they are so inbred that they'll never know your blantantly taking the piss.
lol thats absolutely brilliant! lol
If the car has a straight thru back box, then.....
There is something I have always wanted to do which is:- get a can of expansion foam from B&Q and some 6mm clear pipe (about 2m) total cost about ?8.00. you then fix the clear pipe onto the nozzle & shove the other end of the pipe right up the exhaust as far as it will go & send the foam up it.
If my calculations are correct, the car will not fire up without some serious spannering.
If the car has a straight thru back box, then.....
There is something I have always wanted to do which is:- get a can of expansion foam from B&Q and some 6mm clear pipe (about 2m) total cost about ?8.00. you then fix the clear pipe onto the nozzle & shove the other end of the pipe right up the exhaust as far as it will go & send the foam up it.
If my calculations are correct, the car will not fire up without some serious spannering.
ive head this idea before, even if its just doing the exhaust
just filling the backbox won't work because the pipe is lined with soot, and the starter motor will be able to pump enough to get it to fire, and probably fire it out the back. If you get it up as far as the 2-1 branch, then it will wedge. if it gets a couple of hours to cure, it is incredible strong stuff.
I put a lot of thought into this problem a few years ago when a local lad nicked the windscreen out of my car when I was on holiday, but he wrote it off before I had chance.
lol at knicking a windowscreen
sorry but thats the funniest thing ive heard in years !!
unfortunately the police thought the same. they said how could you identify the screen. I pointed out that it still had my tax disc on it. oh & the pillock had actually put a crack in it when he removed it that matched exactly with the screwdriver mark on my roof.
It took them a month to actually go round to see him, & he said that he bought it from a scrapyard about a month ago & had a witness. So I rang the said scrappy and simply said 'Have you got a nova in at the moment?' they said 'no' so I said 'Oh I thought you had, I was looking for a windscreen' they replied, 'No we have not had one in for months'
The biggest mistake I made was reporting it to the police, because If I went anywhere near the tow-rag, they would arrest me on the spot.
milfhunter
15-10-06, 10:40 PM
mowgli, what happened to the lad who nicked ur screen??
i still would have him a slap though. its the principle of the whole thing.
we work hard for our things n we certainly dont like it when they get nicked or damaged.
im not gonna have a rant, ill only wind myself up
Well he wrote off his pride & joy, it actually was quite a well looked after nova, not to my taste, but he did put a lot of effort into it. After quiet contemplation & threats from the missus, I decided that him losing thousands of pounds by crashing his car was probably enough justice. the annoying thing for me was that I needed a screen & seal (he had cut mine up) rather quick & it took me ten minutes to ring a scrappy & go and get them for ?15 and less time than that to fit it.
milfhunter
15-10-06, 10:51 PM
absolute f*ckin idiots.
i bet he was gutted when he pranged his pride and joy. what goes around comes around!!
who needs expanding foan and pipe - I find a parge potato wedges firmly into the backbox does the trick just as well.
Granted you dont knacker the car as quickly - but do it enough and the fecker soon gets p1zzed off!
Kids round my end are sound - theres tons of em and they all look out for each other - the neighbours are sound too.
It's only a small vollage and theres several modded cars - everyone knows everyone else so you dont get sh1te happening. Oddly - the only family that are dodgey moved out from glasgow a few yrs back and the moment the arrived their house was fire bombed!
lol
Yeah the little ***** around here used to be a pain in the ass but I learnt that you have to get them on your side... so now they all think that they have to protect my nova lol... worked a treat!!
As for the lad in the Corsa, he is only young... maybe he needs a bit of guidance off of you.
Matt2107
16-10-06, 11:26 AM
That wouldnt be a bad idea.
Show a bit of interest in his corsa and he might see the light and buy a nova.
that is an interesting point but i'd rather he didnt get a nova he'd only destroy it.
I lived near Oxford in the early nineties when the Hotting Craze was at its height, tv crews camped out at Blackbird Leys estate waiting for the stolen car show to start......down the road where I lived, everybody was getting their cars broken into or nicked. Me & my mate stayed up all night to see who was doing it to discover that it was a gang of local lads that included the boy next door whose mum was a teacher & his dad was an architect.
So one night we waited for him to come home & as he walked up the path, we took out 2 baseball bats, he said 'what are they for', we said 'Oh we are going after the kids who are breaking into our cars' the crime spree stopped that night
Nova_Houch7
16-10-06, 09:30 PM
Luckily i dont have any chavs over the road from me.
I live on quite a posh road of my town!
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Matt2107
17-10-06, 12:29 PM
I lived near Oxford in the early nineties when the Hotting Craze was at its height, tv crews camped out at Blackbird Leys estate waiting for the stolen car show to start......
Where abouts... I live right by the underpass between Headington and Barton.
Blackbird Leys has improved a little... more drugs and breaking and entering rather than car theft/joy riding.
Barton kids nick cars from Barton and dump them 20m from my door before setting them on fire. Then they leggit through the underpass back to Barton.
The only good part about it is that because they dump there cars at the end of my street they never actually steal any from round near us.
Simple way to stop a lot of the car crime in that area would be do away with the underpass.
Where abouts... I live in the underpass between Headington and Barton.
what are you, a troll ??
I live in one of the few remaining nice roads in yeovil, its a small cul de sac. Although when the old biddy next door to us died, some uber-chavs moved in and proceeded to skank the place up. They've gravelled the entire front garden and driveway (3 times now as it keeps turning into a marsh), on which live a rusty BMW, bent and badly resprayed Grand Vitara, and *was* an L-plated RT-lookalike Clio for one of the junior chavs to learn to drive in (which mum drove once and broke, and I think they've now sold). They also bought a mouldy old caravan and stuck it in the front garden for a year; built an oversized shed where the garage used to be and put a pool table in it (otherwise known as the "gay bar"); concreted over half the back garden and stuck a big fence up round it; built the single most tackiest psuedo-victorian Crystal Palace style conservatory you ever did see onto the back of the house; put enough garden lights everywhere to challenge blackpool illuminations; and then what remaining grassy bits were left in the back garden promptly got trampolenes and climbing frames stuck on them. Grass which is never cut, and the token chav dog uses for his personal toilet every spare minute of the day.
And don't get me started on how one of the three or four kids there (I've never counted them but they all look and sound the same) loves to sing at the top of his voice - especially in the Gay Bar at night, hence the name - and we're not talking manly grr songs or classic rock anthems, we're talking britney spears and what not in a somewhat disturbingly high pitched and all-too-convincing-to-be-straight falsetto voice.
I'm going to stop now as my blood pressure is high enough as it is.
Matt2107
17-10-06, 01:08 PM
what are you, a troll ??
*******... I had to re-read that to make sure I didnt put that I live in an underpass.
The is one near us that drives a little red nova SR, about 6 months ago he had a smack in it, nothng bad but the passenger door looks liked it has been gang raped by a bunch of hippos.
Anyways 6 months on he has bought new alloys, clear rear lights, a 524514251125 inch jap exhaust and a cute little aluminium spoiler but the banged up door is still there.
SORT YOU ****ING DOOR YOU INBRED LITTLE SCROTE!!!!!!!!
lol
Matt2107
17-10-06, 03:07 PM
lol probably isnt clever enough to take the door pins out.
I would offer to explain it to him but i dont think he would understand lol
kingy-gsi
17-10-06, 05:00 PM
you wouldnt believe this when i tell you all.... i live around the nottingham area and there is this 1 family andf i am not joking you one of the sons is just 10 year old and he drives around my area in a BRAND NEW corsa sxi the car itself belongs to one of the older brothers of him. this is really f*kin annoying as the little squirt tried doing a wheel spin outside my house and clipped my gsi mirror leaving a decent scrape along it!! nobody on my estate will confront the family as they are drug addicts but i was that ****ed off i did and i got a mouth full of them but soon they offerd to pay for the mirror to be resprayed :)
typical notts family there lol
Philsutton
17-10-06, 09:08 PM
yeah sounds about right, next time just buy a crap ?10 car an drive it full chat into the corsa while the little 10 year old is driving it then just call the police im sure they'd love to know why he was driving a car in the first place. Plus insurance wont pay out for them.
Jim Mcrae
17-10-06, 11:52 PM
^what a grand idea, jam the brakes on right in front of the little bugger
Weve got your typical inbred family of crims at the end of our road. 2 nights ago we had 2 riot vans and 3 patrol cars parked outside, and a chopper overhead as the guy was beating on his wife again, and threatened to kill one of his kids apparently.
Ive recently fouind out that they have been evicted and are moving to Somerset., so watch out anyone who lives down there lol
Ive recently fouind out that they have been evicted and are moving to Somerset., so watch out anyone who lives down there lol
Names and mugshots please, Yeovil has a lot of "affordable housing" going up lol (read: ?100k+ per flat chavvy estates)
Probably be heading to chave mecca though, Bristol
Im guessing they'll be put in a council house as thats what theyre in at the minute. Thats why I cant wait to move out of Thatcham, the housing association just buy random houses so you end up with the roughest family on the planet living next to someone who payed for their house. They should have just built a whole estate and put a big barbed wire fence around it!
Matt2107
18-10-06, 01:31 PM
<<<< lives in a council flat valued at ?180 K
dont get me wrong, im not for a second knocking people who live in council houses at all!!! They just unfortunately attract the unsavories as well.
Herl get bored of hitting the limiter everyday
Hope so he's been at it today when i drove past in the nova coming home from work. The update is he's now taken to driving it around the block!!
park across his drive & call the old bill, having taken loads of photos
Thats not a bad idea although the little **** and his mates would probably vandalise my car
just get film/photos of the little prat doing it then & do a citizens arrest.
remember it is things like this that make our insurance so expensive
I know what your saying but i like the idea of immobilising his car as discussed earlier in the thread, mind you i could take the photos then do that hehe
Matt2107
19-10-06, 10:14 AM
Rat him out... I've done it before and the lad got banned before he even had a license.
I might well do although he would just get a ban
what do you mean, just.....
A ban, a write up in the local paper, a bad record for when he tries to get insurance, and you sitting over the road, smiling to yourself every time you see him......
Matt2107
20-10-06, 11:15 AM
Do it... even if he continues to drive without a license it'll be worth it for the above reasons.
novabex
20-10-06, 11:42 AM
Loads of chav's attacked my little brother and all his mates last night. Stole everything they had. I'm fuming. Police might have arrested one of the little ****s today. Just waiting for them to phone.
novabex
20-10-06, 11:46 AM
Theres an annoying little ******* chav around the corner from me who has just bought a corsa 1.4 sri. This might not strike you as being that bad but hes fifteen and just in it with his chavvy mates revving it all day:mad:
They all think its wikkid because its got a 500 foot big bore on it. Does anyone else have to put up with this ****?
What colour is it?
Gunmetal grey sort of colour
Lucky Luke!
20-10-06, 06:53 PM
Round my way my car was being eyed up by gypo's so the farmer chased them away in his combine harvester!
Novadex
22-10-06, 11:13 AM
theres some guy roundt he corner from me who owns a 206 badly modified! sounds like a plane taking off every time he drives down the road and the lights are funyn as hell! my mission: to get a video of him driving up the road and uploading it soon! (well worth the humor value) ill be back!
Ricky G
22-10-06, 11:22 AM
good idea! i will see if i can get a vid of the local chavs at the bus stop or something but im not sure how to upload it on here!
mini_kris
22-10-06, 11:30 AM
good idea! i will see if i can get a vid of the local chavs at the bus stop or something but im not sure how to upload it on here!
you tube or photobucket:thumb:
Come on get these videos up
now i have the metro gti i race them just to embarress them! (even tho its me driving the metro)lol
there actualy quick! my mate had one and he used to race chavs just to make them look worse! lol
this groupe of lads called the davenprots have a ford fiesta. all white bodykit alloys and they just rev it n wheelspin it all day
f**** annoyin
Philsutton
27-10-06, 07:38 PM
pmsl i just love how they struggle to get grip in a 1lt nova
I live in one of the few remaining nice roads in yeovil, its a small cul de sac.
Yay, yeovil - good choice (lol) is there really any nice roads left? (apart from mine:D )
Ive recently fouind out that they have been evicted and are moving to Somerset., so watch out anyone who lives down there lol
:wtf: Oh Blox! just what we need, as long as somerset doesnt end up like Australia- a dumping ground for convicts and general nasty people lol
stafford
01-11-06, 09:08 PM
in leigh on kfc there is this crewe in standard cars wit there boxes, as usuall being annoying. but on monday night just gone this lad in his clio let this 15 year old bird drive she screwed it across the car park heading striaght for me so she turned and crashed it lol very funny
superfu-kingnova
01-11-06, 11:41 PM
in leigh on kfc there is this crewe in standard cars wit there boxes, as usuall being annoying. but on monday night just gone this lad in his clio let this 15 year old bird drive she screwed it across the car park heading striaght for me so she turned and crashed it lol very funny
lol lol lol
What an absolute retard wouldn't let anyone drive my nova. Btw an update on the chav with the corsa. IT'S GONE!!!!. The little ****er has joined ranks with the ped boys and bought what sounds like bee in a can(don't really know whether to laugh or cry)
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