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Lee
07-10-06, 11:31 PM
new nova coming soon white 1.2 spin says:i was line on line with a subaru
new nova coming soon white 1.2 spin says:he couldnt get away
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:in your 2.0?
new nova coming soon white 1.2 spin says:1.2
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:whatever
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:was he reversing?
new nova coming soon white 1.2 spin says:ok then dont belive me
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:ok, i wont

draper
07-10-06, 11:43 PM
he he he

General Baxter
07-10-06, 11:56 PM
can you get a scooby with a 1300 engine? lol

Ricky G
08-10-06, 12:00 AM
1.2's are rapid!!!!!!!lol

Spudly
08-10-06, 12:29 AM
Yeh it was a subaru justy he just forgot to mention that lol!!!

Lucky Luke!
08-10-06, 01:58 AM
The subaru in question was this:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l247/dalcoluke/subaru_libero_03.jpg

And one of the wheels had fallen off!

mini_kris
08-10-06, 09:24 AM
lol could of been a justy there ****

mowgli
08-10-06, 09:45 AM
he said line on line, could that be the lines in a car park?

Philsutton
08-10-06, 12:25 PM
that guy is a complete tool

mini_kris
08-10-06, 12:25 PM
is he from chorley? sounds like a chorley boy lol

Mike.
08-10-06, 01:11 PM
lmao, the guys a tool

coochiSR
08-10-06, 01:21 PM
hes well coooool thinking like that, easy to have a scoooby with a 1.2 nova (sarcasm)
what a tool!
Dan

mowgli
08-10-06, 02:32 PM
I know a bloke who regularly beats scoobys in a 1958 hillman husky van...
but he does have a 350hp cosworth sierra lump in it.
maybe the 1.2spi has latent tuning potential. he must have put about 12 of those things off ebay on it. you know 20bhp for ?5

General Baxter
08-10-06, 03:05 PM
I know a bloke who regularly beats scoobys in a 1958 hillman husky van...


i think iv seen that going down the A5 :thumb:

Nova_Houch7
08-10-06, 03:06 PM
hahah tool is his middle name i think. makes up such Shi*

L

Jack
08-10-06, 05:31 PM
The poobaru was parked, right? Either that or turning off lol

TommySR
08-10-06, 05:54 PM
gaskell never ceases to amaze me with his utter **** comments lol

Philsutton
08-10-06, 06:01 PM
you mean like "nah man i smoked da space shuttle off at da lights on ma way to pound stretcher last night"

mowgli
08-10-06, 06:48 PM
General baxter, the hillman is salmon pink, it is smaller than a nova, it is also so low that it has casters fitted to the sills so they don't get ground off. he also once spun it 720 degrees at 120mph on the A46 cos he hit a puddle, without any damage.

Jim Mcrae
08-10-06, 10:42 PM
Sounds likea real laugh the hillman! I will miss gaskell now he is gone, the theads he had posts on were hilerious! Suppose i could still have a laugh on msn with him. His 1.2 goes really well with 18"s cos he done the timing belt. ROFL

dannyb
09-10-06, 12:34 AM
It might have been one of the 2WD 1600 Imprezas with a ghey WRX bodykit and about 88 bhp

Spudly
09-10-06, 01:11 AM
Nah its just cos gaskell is the worlds bestest driver, hes the type of guy that could win formula1 driving a milkfloat, or at least thats what he seems to think lol!!! Might unblock him on msn for a giggle!!!

Jack
09-10-06, 08:38 AM
We need a Gaskell Corner lol

Stuart
09-10-06, 08:54 AM
he got me into a conversation last night firstly by whinging about being banned.... again lol then saying how hes going to put an XE into his 1.2 shell to kill it before he gets banned for driving like a tool.

then claimed he was going to get a motorbike to outrun the police after i said that he was the type to drive while banned lol

dannyb
09-10-06, 09:35 AM
By motorbike, he means a stolen Honda Melody 50cc scooter that he swapped for an eighth of solid and 8 cans of Kestrel with some 16 year olds.

Matt2107
09-10-06, 10:11 AM
The subaru in question was this:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l247/dalcoluke/subaru_libero_03.jpg

And one of the wheels had fallen off!

Thats 4 wheel drive though so with one wheel missing would probably still be faster than Gaskell?

Just out of interest did he get his license off the back of the corn flakes box?
You know collect 6 tokens!

Jim Mcrae
09-10-06, 02:09 PM
he told me that he was going to buy his driving licence as web sites sell them:tard: . And he did buy a 50cc scoot, but it was nackard, he also has a 250cc aswell and that out runs 2.0 novas. And he also beat a new fiesta zetec S in his nova. He also called my nova a girls nova and that his was Bad boy, his sr seats are well better than my calibra leather 'cos they held him in his seat when he was wheel spinninglol:tosser:

Philsutton
09-10-06, 03:17 PM
'cos they held him in his seat when he was wheel spinninglol:tosser:

lmfao im surprised he managed to get any wheel spin with 18s on and a crappy 1.2

Riggy
09-10-06, 03:26 PM
FPMSLWROTF

gaskell is a 1st class c0ck but his story are so funny lol

ANDYRACER
09-10-06, 03:29 PM
This must be a wind up, no one is surely that much of a tosser.
Come on who is it, Stu have you made urself another account up? or is it King Chav Epo returning. lol

Riggy
09-10-06, 03:36 PM
no andy its gaskell lol he is the biggest pleb you will ever talk to lol

mini_kris
09-10-06, 06:35 PM
Just out of interest did he get his license off the back of the corn flakes box?
You know collect 6 tokens!

chorley is quite hard, i passed first time there lol

Philsutton
09-10-06, 06:42 PM
lol where have you been andy, this guy has been filling this forum with **** for ages. All explained here http://www.novaload.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65399&highlight=gaskell

Jim Mcrae
09-10-06, 09:10 PM
Why did that thred close!!! the last post is class lol
use the wanted forum you chimp. and TYPE PROPERLY