draper
28-09-06, 12:58 PM
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
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>>>>>>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
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>>>>>>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
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>>>>>>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
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>>>>>>THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
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>>>>>>we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
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>>>>>>Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
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>>>>>>to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
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>>>>>>Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
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>>>>>>You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
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>>>>>>USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
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>>>>>>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
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>>>>>>You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
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>>>>>>The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you
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>>>>>>what it feels like when I'm driving."
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
>>>>>>
>>>>>>we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
>>>>>>
>>>>>>to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
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>>>>>>The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you
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>>>>>>what it feels like when I'm driving."
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