draper
27-09-06, 10:39 AM
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
>time to time, and this should help get you started.
>
>During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
>the Director what the criterion was which defined
>whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
>
>"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
>we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
>patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
>
>"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
>would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
>spoon or the teacup."
>
>"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
>the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
>
>
>DID YOU PASS??????? OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE!
>time to time, and this should help get you started.
>
>During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
>the Director what the criterion was which defined
>whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
>
>"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
>we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
>patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
>
>"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
>would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
>spoon or the teacup."
>
>"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
>the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
>
>
>DID YOU PASS??????? OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE!