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draper
27-09-06, 10:39 AM
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
>time to time, and this should help get you started.
>
>During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
>the Director what the criterion was which defined
>whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
>
>"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
>we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
>patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
>
>"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
>would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
>spoon or the teacup."
>
>"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
>the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
>
>
>DID YOU PASS??????? OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE!

Matt2107
27-09-06, 10:41 AM
An oldie but goodie.... not Jade by the way!

Philsutton
27-09-06, 11:04 AM
that reminds me i was supposed to be getting someone at work sectioned

Riggy
27-09-06, 11:29 AM
PMSL im in the bed next to you lol

draper
27-09-06, 11:30 AM
PMSL im in the bed next to you lol

well keep your hands to yourself !!!

Lee
27-09-06, 04:19 PM
id jump in the bath and all the water would jump out.

Id probably get sectioned even though i completed the challenge anyway lol

Jack
27-09-06, 04:58 PM
Doesn't say what the bathtub was filled with. Could have been full of cake. That'd be an awful waste of cake.

Lynsey
27-09-06, 07:57 PM
ok i would be in the bed aswell... god i feel like a dumb ass!!

TommySR
27-09-06, 08:06 PM
lol good one