draper
27-09-06, 10:15 AM
Are ya havin' a Bad Day?
>Well, then, consider this...
>
>In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
>same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
>medical condition.
>
>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to
>do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
>deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
>experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
>
>The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
>doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
>themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
>wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the
>evil spirits.
>
>Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
>sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
>could use the vacuum cleaner.
>
>Having a Bad Day?
>
>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
>spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
>cheers and applause from onlookers.
>
>A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
>
>
>Still think you are having a Bad Day?
>
>A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
>running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
>him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
>wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
>happily listening to his Walkman.
>
>
>STILL think you're having a Bad Day?
>
>Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
>to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
>broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
>
>The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
>
>
>What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
>
>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
>bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
>was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>
>There now, feeling better?
>Well, then, consider this...
>
>In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
>same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
>medical condition.
>
>This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to
>do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
>deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
>experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
>
>The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
>doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
>themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
>wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the
>evil spirits.
>
>Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
>sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he
>could use the vacuum cleaner.
>
>Having a Bad Day?
>
>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
>spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
>cheers and applause from onlookers.
>
>A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
>
>
>Still think you are having a Bad Day?
>
>A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
>running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
>him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of
>wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
>happily listening to his Walkman.
>
>
>STILL think you're having a Bad Day?
>
>Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
>to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
>broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
>
>The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
>
>
>What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
>
>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
>bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
>was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>
>There now, feeling better?