Gaskells take on Novaload

[Dar]

This cracked me uplol

BanzaiUndersteer - Willy the Pimp says:
You been banned from NL again James
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
yes
BanzaiUndersteer - Willy the Pimp says:
What was the reason
BanzaiUndersteer - Willy the Pimp says:
I love Stus reasons for you
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
stuart seriously needs to sort his life out
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
dunno
BanzaiUndersteer - Willy the Pimp says:
Nah - you break the rules - you get banned.
BanzaiUndersteer - Willy the Pimp says:
simple really
BanzaiUndersteer - Willy the Pimp says:
Come on, what was the reason
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
fuk it i cant be ****d with novaload anyway full of gimps why should we follow stupid fuking rules for that tosser to get kicks over hes a prick cant even show ur nova off or say what u think would look better u upset one of there bumboys and thats it ur banned fuking perfetic

Its that final 'fuking perfectic' (****ing perfect) thats got me creased lol

[Stuart]

ames 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
ive got a valver
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
as a 1.0
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
how cools that
Stuart says:
can we go and **** in it
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
No
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
fuking beat u up in it

[General Baxter]

its a right shame iv worked on his 'valver' its a right rot box with a fake mot lol

[vallanc3]

Stuart says:
can we go and **** in it
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
No
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
fuking beat u up in it
Sorry but this bit has got me in tears.!lol
The typical chav always talking about fighting.

[wisewood]

websites have rules, he needs t get over it and grow up.

[Philsutton]

haha, probably the same sort of chav that will complain that "da pigs iz all ways getting me in da nova for no's reasons" when he's riding half on the kerb at 100mph with a spiff hangin out his mouth.

Also most chavs dont know how to fight, the only way they know is to chase someone else into a dead end then proceed to jump on their head whilst they 15 mates have a dab at jumping on them as well. To them this is a close fight.

[Lee]

i wish i could post up the conversation myself dar and stu were having with him last night, but it quite possibly would get us arrested for talking about highly offensive and possibly illegal sexual acts. lol

[Dod]

Ah haaaa, thats you warned boys. He'll be telling Vickie Pollard next!!!

Gone unban him. I could use a laugh.

[General Baxter]

hes selling his 'new' 2l, 1L nova as he says its a right shed,
hes altho selling, mr, fibreglass,

hes going to be sticking to his 500cc motorbike, as hes fed up with owning rot box's hes going to buy a type R aswell

[philly]

on 600 a week window cleaning he will be getting a skyline next lol

[Donova]

How many windows do you have to clean for ?600, empire state building?:roll:

[craig green]

window shopping.

Help yourself to whatever takes your fancy whilst window cleaning & flog it. Take proceeds to local import centre... get blagged into owning some 'rare' non turbo GTS nonsense. LOL

[Mike.]

lmao @ this thread lol

[Jack]

Take proceeds to local import centre... get blagged into owning some 'rare' non turbo GTS nonsense. LOL
LMFAO lol

[Riggy]

lol gaskell is a star we should all worship him lol

[Kinky Monza]

He's just been harrassing me on MSN, asking me to "fuk" him (in his words, not mine) and if i go "dogging", at which point i blocked him after telling him that i'm 25, would eat him for breakfast and i wasn't into the same things as his little slapper chav friends, children never learn

[Matt2107]

He's just been harrassing me on MSN, asking me to "fuk" him (in his words, not mine) and if i go "dogging", at which point i blocked him after telling him that i'm 25, would eat him for breakfast and i wasn't into the same things as his little slapper chav friends, children never learn

Love it lol .... he's a sad little ****er.

[Kinky Monza]

Love it lol .... he's a sad little ****er.



You're telling me, he's very persistent when he's trying to alienate himself from the rest of the human race, he claims his car is "PHAT" does that mean good??? :roll: i personally hate chavs, but if their parents had brought them up with an ounce of integrity and respect the world would be a better place IMHO
Also, I'M NOT picking fault/giving out to/or slagging off anyone in particular, just merely expressing myself :thumb:

[Matt2107]

express away

[Jack]

lmfao, Alex used to get that - one second he'd be telling her to "sort her life out" (is this his catchphrase or something?!) then the next he'd be trying to get in her pants and bragging on about his car and how he hasn't declared his mods because he thinks its making her moist to hear about it :tard:

[Matt2107]

moist

Love that word... probably my favourite.

[Dod]

Seriously, unban him, give him the title "The Real King of Chavs".

[Philsutton]

lmfao, that guy is seriously smooth

[Alex.]

Yes...Gaskell is a champion of chavs.
He came on when I queiried the fact that he'd told all the people on Roybacer that he'd declared his mods. Yet outright had told me that he hadn't and thought he was kool because of it. I posted that on here asking someone to post it on Roybacer. Then he comes on the next day calling me....and I quote...."A sh*t starring bitch" :thumb:

[Geth]

sh*t starring

lol Now that sounds like fun.

Just had my first Gaskell encounter on MSN. He's been blocked on my list for over a year now but thought I would join in the fun and unblock him.

Unsuprisingly it took him about 30 seconds to take the bate and another 30 seconds for him to block me :cry:

I'm off down the pub now to drown my sorrows :(

[Alex.]

I have a new email addy. I may try to be a new person....I'm going under-cover

[General Baxter]

ames 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
ive got a valver
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
as a 1.0
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
how cools that
Stuart says:
can we go and **** in it
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
No
james 2.0 16v-****ing scary says:
fuking beat u up in it

hes crashed, hes crashed hes, crashed
and drove off with out telling, smashed a van to ****e


JAMES says:
big fuk off dint and smashed all the side in

[draper]

hes crashed, hes crashed hes, crashed
and drove off with out telling, smashed a van to ****e


probably off his head, someone ring chorley police with the info !!

[Nick]

My god, i've not been following gaskell's antics.

This boy is a complete shaft !

[Jack]

This boy is a complete shaft !
He's no Shaft!

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/imgs/shaft_2000_img_2.jpg

lol

[Nick]

Shaft, in the sense of a Schlong !

[Nova_Houch7]

Lovin this thread seriously, next time he tries to argue bout something ill post it up.

L

[Philsutton]

probably off his head, someone ring chorley police with the info

When my mate went down to get the famous blue nova off single figure IQ boys mate, the guy had a spliff hanging out of his mouth whilst he ragged the car around town flying across three lanes of traffic at high speed.

Gaskell reckons that his mate isnt a chav an is a good lad. Retards the lot of them to honest, they have no purpose but only that of pissing other people off.

[Gunzi]

He was a ****ing tool. Not seen him on RB since the post he put up about NL.