My new engine mods...

[Rexy]

Right, I've found a way to extreme power without costing an absolute fortune so I’m going to let you all into a little secret of mine, dar and even the old baxter.

We have been extensively testing these products and can say that... well, check the product out first.

So here it is... Millions upon millions has been spent on this performance-enhancing device.

Take a look:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Electric-Supercharger-Turbo-Kit-vauxhall-corsa_W0QQitemZ110022720567QQihZ001QQcategoryZ3668 0QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

:thumb:

It really works... ha ha ha

[Lee]

So ive been going wrong all these years having a straw i blow into from the drivers seat, when i could get a fan to do it for me!

You'll be telling me theres an electric thingy that i can use to blow up air beds next!!

[Rexy]

Watch this space as there will be pics up shortly...

[Lee]

I know, Dars told me about his new mod. Im saving up to do the same

[General Baxter]

Can the Generation 2 be used with a mechanical turbo?
Yes, The Generation 2 can be placed between the intercooler and the inlet manifold, this will generate boost in the lower rev range and eleviate mechanical turbo lag

yeah so when you boost up from the turbo you blow the fan blades from the fan into the engine lol
bargin rebuild time lol

[Rexy]

excellent... get pics and we can send them to the makers of this with our Bhp read outs made by crayola.

[Jack]

Clearly this product is excellent. As you can see from the chart below, I have one of these installed on my GT4 - fully installed and tested in a dust-free environment by Ranjeet from the local immigrant shop.

The green line shows before fitting this device, my car made only 1.5bhp @ 7krpm. Clearly I was dissatisfied with this, as it meant my penis was too small.

After fitting the electric charger, as shown by the pink line, my car revved to 50krpm and developed 400,000,000+bhp.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/power.jpg

My penis also grew by 15 inches as well.

[Lee]

Fook the performance gains, this thing makes your cock bigger?????????

[Dar]

Fitted:thumb:
And I must say they look nice. Top quality motorsport-tack was used. So they will never fall off. Just refit the ITG filter and your good to go.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/DSC05729_640x480.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/DSC05728_640x480.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/DSC05727_640x480.jpg

[Lee]

Im going one step further and leaving the heat sinks on mine to super cool the inlet air!

Roll on pay day!

[General Baxter]

dar have to get remapped now you have boost lol

[Riggy]

PMSL dar that looks so good , have you had a test drive yet lol

[Stanley]

Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 Phat!!!!!!

This reminds me of an idea me and a mate had for a tuning company that specialises in **** cars lol

AUL BOY ENGINEERING - 'ITS ****IN RAPID AUL BOY'

'Yeh hi id like an induction kit for a Civic Type R'
-phone line goes dead-

next call:

'Hi there id like a full exhaust system for a Ford Sierra'
'Is it a cossie?'
'Yes'
-phone line goes dead-

next call:

'Orite pal i want a induction kit for ma corsa 1.2'
'Aye mate, what colour/size/etc etc' hehe

[Stanley]

in fact i think someone beat me to it
we call it RIPSPEED hehe

[General Baxter]

well any gain lol

[Mike]

There just PC fans taken from CPU's lmfao! looks well funny tbh!!

[craig green]

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[craig green]

Anyone ever see the american vid of a Civic on the rollers with a mains powered garden leaf blower shoved down the inlet hose?

Gained something like 55bhp against the std N/A figure.

Dars will kick a$$ though!

[Jack]

Lmfao yeah, that video is aCe lol

I was tempted to rig up something similar on my faff actually.... a CAI duct with a strong fan on the end that I could use when the car is stationary or at slow speeds to push cold air from outside into my Apexi filter to stop it from sucking in hot engine air... but then I thought b*llocks, its a daft i dea and wouldn't work lol

[Lee]

I still love that guy who came on here a few months ago and told us that he diverted his blower to direct 'hot' air onto the carb when he started it from cold, and that it made a difference.

he wouldnt have it when we kept telling him that a) the air only gets warm once its come into the car and gone through the matrix, and b)it wouldt be warm when starting from cold anyway.

Hours of amusement!

[Philsutton]

^^ how did i miss that lmfao, i know a few people that think the heaters are big electric coils, so big infact that they take a few mins to "warm up".

[Lynsey]

lmfao???

[Ash]

laughing my fcuking asre off

that vid of the civic is mental, did you see when they shot nitros into the blowers intake, the civic went bang soon after

A

[Lynsey]

ohhhh....

[milfhunter]

ive not laffed so hard in a long time. thanks REXY for makin my day!!

Razorjack, that graph IS the funniest thing iver ever seen i cant stop cryin with laughin. u beauty