Girls can't drive

[Jack]

Alex has been chavving it up on NFSU Most Wanted on my PS2. Well at least she would be if she could get thru the first race... 5th try now I think? lol

Ahh shes not playing any more lol

[Mike]

PMSL, 5th place!! Ace lol

[Alex.]

No I tried 5 times, I was fine and winning until Jack looked at me and put me off! And i crashed! And his controller is silly. lol

[jkhilton]

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Sheila's%20Wheels.mp3

lol lol


**warning contains swearing, so keep the volume down at work***

[novabex]

YES THEY CAN JACK YOU BIG POO HEAD

[draper]

YES THEY CAN JACK YOU BIG POO HEAD

classy !

[novabex]

I know its one of my many virtues. I am magnificently childish. :)

[Nova_Houch7]

And his controller is silly. lol

Any excuse hey?

lol

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[Nova_Houch7]

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Sheila's%20Wheels.mp3

lol lol


**warning contains swearing, so keep the volume down at work***

Ive added that song as a ringtone for some of the female contacts on my mobile lol.

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[Matt2107]

My gf seems to think she's a better driver than me.
She also seems to think her lardy Mondeo 1.8i zetec saloon will be faster than my GTE.
I've tried to explain that her car is considerably heavier than mine but she's having none of it.

[Nova_Houch7]

She also seems to think her lardy Mondeo 1.8i zetec saloon will be faster than my GTE.
I've tried to explain that her car is considerably heavier than mine but she's having none of it.

prove it by racing her lol, proper chav style...... init

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[BigStan]

I think it should be made official that women can't drive and put their insurance higher instead !

[TommySR]

lol, women dont have any accidents, thats why there policies are cheaper. They just cause every other person on the road to swerve and have accidents lol

[BigStan]

lol, women dont have any accidents, thats why there policies are cheaper. They just cause every other person on the road to swerve and have accidents lol

lol lol lol

[Jack]

lol, women dont have any accidents, thats why there policies are cheaper. They just cause every other person on the road to swerve and have accidents lol
Thats not actually true; women have just as many, if not more accidents than men - its just they tend to reverse into lamp posts, or drive into parked cars etc at low speed; low value claim. Where as when men crash, we prefer to triple barrell roll cartwheel somersault through a hedge at 400mph into a rank of expensive cars; high value claim.

[Ash]

lmfao, if your going to do it - do it rite! or though i perfer the double backflip to the triple barrell roll...

Ash

[dannyb]

They just cause every other person on the road to swerve and have accidents lol

Especially when the hotties are cycling in extremely tight shorts, or walking along Bognor seafront in a small bikini.

[coochiSR]

mmmmmmm bognor seafront ................... lol, yer women can't drive known fact! but they do look good in tight tiny tops.......

[Lynsey]

well i CAN drive... and i look good in a bikiki..... SO THERE!!!:cuckoo: :bull****:

[Lynsey]

ha ha oops... i mean bikini

[TommySR]

prove it ^^ lol

[macc nova]

pmsl

[Nova_Houch7]

yeh go on prove it......

Also has anyone noticed that the majority of courtesy cars are driven by women lmao.....well they are around here, and dont use the excuse that they are being driven personally to sum bloke thats crashed.

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[craig green]

well i CAN drive... and i look good in a bikiki..... SO THERE!!!:cuckoo: :bull****:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c323/turbocraig/bexonbike.jpg

[Nova_Houch7]

PMSL

Quite sexy..............

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[Lynsey]

oh
thanks...

[draper]

if you can drive that well, why the stabilisers ??

[Lynsey]

coz i like 4 wheels not 2

[Alex.]

Where did you get the bikini!! I want one!!

[Lynsey]

ha ha lidl

[Alex.]

Wow! Bargin bikini!! HaHa