I'm at work on my own... what should i do for fun?

[Matt2107]

I've been temping for a Leisure company at their head office.
Everyone else has with buggered off to the pub or gone for lunch.

Because I'm the temp I automatically draw the short straw and have to stay to answer the phone.

I've already been playing football against the wall but its boring playing with yourself for too long (there's a quote and a half)

Any ideas?

[scott.parker]

Yep i have an idea,get up some porn and play with your self,then find the fit girl in office's chair(if thers no fit girl do it on the guy who thinks he's god gift,but most ppl hate him) and shoot your load all over the chair just before they back from break..lol

[General Baxter]

Yep i have an idea,get up some porn and play with your self,then find the fit girl in office's chair(if thers no fit girl do it on the guy who thinks he's god gift,but most ppl hate him) and shoot your load all over the chair just before they back from break..lol

then tommorow aim for the same spot on the chair lol

[Matt2107]

Maybe I should go have a look in the MD's office ;)

[Matt2107]

I've just taken delivery of nine boxes of paper.... anyone for paper airplanes?

[craig green]

2 posts in a row could be seen as talking to yourself.....

[General Baxter]

make loads of planes go to the roof, set the fire alarm off, and when they all come running out hit them with planes lol

[-he-]

funk up everyones office chairs...

rearrange their desks.

we've got tft screens in my office, and you can change the picture itself, like change is 90 degrees and stuff

[Mike]

i vote paper planes! Or just bugger off home lol lol

[Jack]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN IT

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/bfsfankevin/milton.jpg

[Mike]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN IT



Office space! What a film, so reminds me of working for Egg! lol lol

[Gunzi]

PMSL class film, "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and mess about with peoples office chairs uuuummmmkay?"

[Philsutton]

i vote for mess with the chairs, still remember smashing up the teachers chair at school then loosely placing it back together in its original position. Massive ownage can be achieved with this method. lol

[dannyb]

If you have whiteboards with dry wipe markers, try replacing them with permanent markers. Also, put 'pre-marked' paper in the photocopier, so everything that comes out has a vague photocopier-on-minimum image of page 3 or Nova on it or something.

[Mike]

Just put a load of premarked paper with "owned" on it in the copier! hahahaha :thumb:

[RJM25R]

swap the m+n keys on everyone's keyboard...