little red riding hood

[General Baxter]

how does the wolf die? lol

[ade]

according to google - the following ways -

he got knifed by little red riding ned -

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/l/i/linute/little_red_riding_hood.jpg


Had a heart attack when little red riding fox cam along -

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/15177.jpg


Little red riding feckin sick!

http://fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/231/8/9/Little_Red_Riding_Hood.jpg


shagged him to death!
http://www.jahsonic.com/RidingHood.jpg

however - really - the BBC reckon that -
"The woodsman knocked out the wolf and carried him deep into the forest where he wouldn't bother people any longer. Little Red Riding Hood and her Grandmother had a nice lunch and a long chat."

The Brothers Grimm version -
"He has eaten the grandmother, but perhaps she still can be saved. I won't shoot him," thought the huntsman. So he took a pair of scissors and cut open his belly. He had cut only a few strokes when he saw the red cap shining through. He cut a little more, and the girl jumped out and cried, "Oh, I was so frightened! It was so dark inside the wolf's body!"
And then the grandmother came out alive as well. Then Little Red Cap fetched some large heavy stones. They filled the wolf's body with them, and when he woke up and tried to run away, the stones were so heavy that he fell down dead."



Which is just silly becuase if you cut open a wolf and out jump 2 people its not gonna survive is it! I mean come on!


and if you want PC gone mad you HAVE to read this -

http://philip.greenspun.com/zoo/red-riding-hood

Quote - "
The woodchopper-person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him.
"Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your thinking for you!" she exclaimed. "Sexist! Speciesist! How dare you assume that womyn and wolves can't solve their own problems without a man's help!"
When she heard Red Riding Hood's impassioned speech, Grandma jumped out of the wolf's mouth, seized the woodchopperperson's ax, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after."




and finally -

"Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hoo
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,
this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a dump!"

[Geth]

What a strange thread.

Interesting none the less.

[db_1.2]

I am actually quite frightened - and drunk but those images are worrying

[General Baxter]

the reason for this thread is me and my sister was watching little shop of horrors and she just asked lol

[Geth]

Cool, I haven't seen little shop of horrors in years. Brilliant film.

[db_1.2]

Is that the wierd film with the gay plant that grows and eats people and sh*t??

I think i may of watched that years ago in drama at school

[Spudly]

Feed me!!!, feed me seymour, pmsl!!!!

[Lee]

Ade, please accept first prize in the 'Spend as much time as possible researching the most pointless question' competition lol

Top Google skillz though. Respek innit!

[Philsutton]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/eltoro/toro.jpg

Respek naaaall