draper
30-06-06, 06:20 PM
probably heard it before but it made me smile
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>your vehicle..
>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
>story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have
>their car break down in the parking lot.
>
>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
>the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
>people near the car.
>
>On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
>under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
>underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
>Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
>quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
>herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
>The mechanic, however, had to have thirteen stitches in his forehead.
>
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>your vehicle..
>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
>story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have
>their car break down in the parking lot.
>
>The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
>the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
>people near the car.
>
>On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
>under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
>underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
>Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
>quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
>herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
>The mechanic, however, had to have thirteen stitches in his forehead.
>