newbie

[LisaMafia]

Hi every1 at NL

Hope everyones ok and can find me a decent new car (corsa or Nova!!) xx:)

[mad-driver]

corsaload, wicked! welcome:)

[TommySR]

welcome to nl

[Mike]

Ai, welcome.

*Look in the for sale section, there's always car's for sale in there?? lol

[JSeymour]

get a corsa nova's are ****;)

[TommySR]

^^ yep, too much rust lol

[LisaMafia]

hehehe....gud point xXx

[Mike]

^^ yep, too much rust lol

And designed on tetris* lol :wtf:

*espcially the Mk1 lol

[Matt2107]

Hi and welcome to novaload

[Stuart]

Hi,

Usual response. Lads behave.

also breif warning about text typing ;) :p

[Ste L]

Hi.

[LisaMafia]

Thanks for the welcome, dont worry I can handle the lads lol

why was my message about datemyplate.com taken off 8-(

[Mike]

Becuase Stu has the power to make things disappear!! lol

[Stuart]

it was moved to the correct forum :p

its not you handling the lads..... tis the lads handling themselves when a female appears

[Ste L]

yea, they are all like dog's on heat lol

[General Baxter]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/comic%20girl%20dog%20sex%20jared%20hindman.jpg

altho putting dog sex into google imaging with the safety off, was ermmmm!

[DAZZI D]

heh lisa maffia!! just looked at that site you were on about lol, im getting my car sticker sent to me lol

[Mike]

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/comic%20girl%20dog%20sex%20jared%20hindman.jpg

altho putting dog sex into google imaging with the safety off, was ermmmm!

Trust you to do that! lol lol lol ace mate

[Mr_C]

Well don't listen to them, get a nova! they look twice as good :)

[Jack]

Welcome to NL, yak yak.

[LisaMafia]

hehehe well done!! got my sticker on its way now *not to be outdone*

whats ur profile ?

I bet you get loads a messages you fit lads with stickers in ur car? are there any sexy bois here!!! :)

when i work out how to add the link to my profile I will lol xx

[Mike.]

welcome too nl

[LisaMafia]

Ta xxxxx

here's my profile but dont think im too much of a bad flirt, they are the only pics on ma PC...lol

http://www.datemyplate.com/cgi-bin/showprofile.cgi?oolala :tard:

tell me your reg so i can message you....and even better any fitties here register and put your profile on this so i can see who am talking too!! :confused:

where's everyone from anyway x glad i made some new mates today yey!!

[LisaMafia]

wish i hadnt put that there now no1 is doing the same lol

*reaches for the pills*

[Mike]

*reaches for the pills*

You crazy cat you! lol lol

[Stuart]

Oh dear, another attention seeking car slag... deep joy

[Mike]

Oh dear, another attention seeking car slag... deep joy


lol lol lol have it!lol

[hendrix]

hello laydeee lol
xxx

[General Baxter]

ill have to start then lol

show us your boobs lol :thumb:

[Mike]

ill have to start then lol

show us your boobs lol :thumb:

get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads lol lol

Baxter you naughty boy! lol

[draper]

hi there
how many pages is this thread gonna make then ??

oh yeah, im from the midlands to !! :thumb:

[Mike]

oh yeah, im from the midlands to !! :thumb:

Me too! lol :wtf: :thumb:

[draper]

fight ya for her lol

[Mr_C]

pmsl Baxter quality :D

[LisaMafia]

actually i had messages waiting for my reg, so im not a car slag!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have my boobs out on one of the piccys lol 8-o I dont mind!! if ya got it flaunt it!!

Are there ANNNNNNNY girls here? help !! x

[novabex]

Welcome to NL. :)

[General Baxter]

Are there ANNNNNNNY girls here? help !! x

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/carphotos093.jpg

[novabex]

I'm a girl but I'm not going to help you.

You dont seem to have two brain cells to rub together.

P.S Skippy kisses "xxxxxxxxxxxx" don't make boys like you more. They just make you look like a 12 year old retard.

Thanks. :)

[Mr_C]

catttt fighttt

[novabex]

Meow. ;)

[Alex.]

There are girls on here. This thread will go on for a bit. And the boys are harmless. And bex...behave...;)

[treeted]

bitch fight brewing then? someone find some chocolate mud and some bikinis asap lol

[JSeymour]

Fight fight

[JSeymour]

in mud

[JSeymour]

naked!

[novabex]

I never behave... lol

And I have plenty of my own bikinis thanks. :thumb:

[Wilson]

Welcome to novaload :thumb:

And good thinking Seymour lol

[Lee]

How the dickens did i miss out on the fun in this thread.


poo!

[Alex.]

It's only just begun. Waiting for new girl to reply. But doubtful she will.lol

[Stuart]

did someone say paddling pool full of jelly???

[treeted]

jelly whipped cream and boobs cant go wrong with that!

[Stuart]

man boobs?

[Lee]

man boobs?

dont start on about your D cups agin stu. theyre not normal!!!!

[Dar]

Stu's moobs :eek:

[treeted]

well i was more thinking of the girls but whatever floats your boat Stu. lol

[LisaMafia]

I'm a girl but I'm not going to help you.

You dont seem to have two brain cells to rub together.

P.S Skippy kisses "xxxxxxxxxxxx" don't make boys like you more. They just make you look like a 12 year old retard.

Thanks. :)

How do you work that out Bex? (lovely name by the way darlin)

Let's have a vote on who the guys like best then and who gets most messages to their plate...I'll even email them and ask...
http://www.datemyplate.com/cgi-bin/showprofile.cgi?oolala

Dont take me on, to make a post like that ur obviously a bit porky and in need of an MOT

[novabex]

Who cares?

I'm on here as I'm a nova owner.

Your on here to use it as a dating site.

Jog on. ;)

[LisaMafia]

no im not I was just telling people about a site thats cool

jealousy gets you nowhere....u wont take my challenge then llol

[Stuart]

now now ladies....

no need to be bitchy.

and lisa, it DOES appera that your using this site as a piss poor dating site "i want bois to pm me" etc... so behave or bye bye ;)

[Mike]

ur obviously a bit porky and in need of an MOT


OMG! My ex missus explained what a women MOT was! Thats harsh lol lol

Yeah man jelly wrestling is where its at! In the red corner, weighing in at.....

lol lol

[Stoo]

Wats a womens MOT??

Ill Vouch for Bexs nice boobies!!

Dont tell me youve forgotten our old MSN convos bex!

[Mike]

Wats a womens MOT??

shave and trim EVERYTHING that needs its from what i remember lol :D

Thats if its accesible though (hence the porky reference earlier on in thread)! lol ha haha

[Stoo]

PMSL AFAICR Bex is no tubby!!

[novabex]

Haha Stu. Course not. ;)

And I am shaved and trimmed everywhere I should be thanks. ;)

[Mike]

PMSL AFAICR Bex is no tubby!!

wasnt saying that, was just generalising the reference from earlier like :thumb: plus Bex would kung fu my white @$$ if i was implying that aswell ha ha lol

[General Baxter]

Wats a womens MOT??

id have to fill some holes with my welding rod for it to pass :thumb:

[Mike]

id have to fill some holes with my welding rod for it to pass :thumb:

PMSL lol lol is that the magic baby making welding rod then lol :roll:

[novabex]

Yeah. Im a master at Kung Fu.

I'm harder than this guy anyway. lol

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/925_1858_1.jpg

"Eeya! Hah! Hoo!"

:thumb:

[Stuart]

ewwwwww just looked at "miss mafia's" profile on that site..... id rather shag burgo!!!!

[General Baxter]

id rather shag burgo!!!!

i wish i had his new mobile number, you could of had a visitor later lol

[draper]

i wish i had his new mobile number, you could of had a visitor later lol

pimping aint easy !! lol

[Lee]

Burgo's not a tit man IIRC stu, so your out of luck lol

[LisaMafia]

Yeah. Im a master at Kung Fu.

I'm harder than this guy anyway. lol

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/925_1858_1.jpg

"Eeya! Hah! Hoo!"

:thumb:


BEX - I've worked in Security before, and would like to challenge you to a fight....

[novabex]

Oh god no.

I'm so scared.

*wets herself*

[Stuart]

to be fair bex. she would hurt you with her ugliness

[novabex]

to be fair bex. she would hurt you with her ugliness

Ooooooooooooooooooh Noooooooooooooooooooo My Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes :cry:

[LisaMafia]

Take me up on it then , a charity boxing match or any kind of fight with proceeds going to novaload and a charity too.

Or daren't you?

Dont hide behind a PC Screen, take it to the real world.

[General Baxter]

Take me up on it then , a charity boxing match or any kind of fight with proceeds going to novaload and a charity too..

in mud :thumb:

[draper]

ive got a paddling pool !!

[Jack]

http://www.nyx.net/~mlaws/thread-rocks.gif

[draper]

http://www.nyx.net/~mlaws/thread-rocks.gif

LMAO

[novabex]

Take me up on it then , a charity boxing match or any kind of fight with proceeds going to novaload and a charity too.

Or daren't you?

Dont hide behind a PC Screen, take it to the real world.

I don't believe in violence.

Make love not war. :D :tard:

[treeted]

need to solve this bitch fest some how! preferably with lots of flesh on show! (not Stu's moobs!)

[Stuart]

im thinking more along the lines of a boring solution since a prem member has been threatend with violence..... by a keyboard warrior

[LisaMafia]

Sorry Stu, but I didnt start this hun, I came on to make friends and made the mistake of telling people about datemyplate which is a cool site in my opinion (everyone is entitled to one)

If you look back you will see that bex began this.

I never 'threatened violence' either, I'm too small to!! But in order to shut people up like Bex who have nothing better to do I challenged her with proceeds going to novaload!!! She's all mouth though (as most people are who are like her!)

thanks hun x

[novabex]

BEX - I've worked in Security before, and would like to challenge you to a fight....

This is not threatening?

My Kung Fu post wasn't even aimed at you. Plus it's this thing called humour. :thumb:

[novabex]

P.S

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

^ They might make people like me more. lol

[General Baxter]

right iv had enough
http://www.time-is-fun.com/Shut-the-****-up-dog-412.jpg

[draper]

i cant the pic to work baxter ??? try again, or pm it to me please

[General Baxter]

replace the *** with F U C K

[Mr_C]

lol @ this thread.

[draper]

lol lol

how right was you !!

[FlatBeatBoy]

HI IM ROB I HAVENT READ THIS THREAD BUT I BELEIVE IM SOOOO COOL SO HI LISA WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE MY BABIES AND WE CAN LIVE BESIDE THE CHINEESE TOGETHER WITH MY MATCHBOX COLLECTION

THANKS LOTS OF KISSES XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOOXXOXO


stupid tart

[draper]

HI IM ROB I HAVENT READ THIS THREAD BUT I BELEIVE IM SOOOO COOL SO HI LISA WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE MY BABIES AND WE CAN LIVE BESIDE THE CHINEESE TOGETHER WITH MY MATCHBOX COLLECTION

THANKS LOTS OF KISSES XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOOXXOXO


stupid tart


lol lol lol

[Lucky Luke!]

Still being relativley new to this forum i dont really know anyone that well
but personality wise novabex is funny, witty and it sounding way more attractive than some stupid tart who's probably only fifteen and the closest she's got to a nova is the bonnet!
Oh and the whole, charity fight, what the f**k?!? clearly that would only ever be said by someone who was never actually intending to do it.
Grow up, f**k off, and save your bitching for school on monday.

[TommySR]

lol wondered why this thread had got so big lol

[hendrix]

lol i dont come online on the weekend and miss all this.
quality!

[Mike]

Top quality tthread this is lol lol

[LisaMafia]

im sure you'll know real violence bex before the week is out with posts like yours.

[Wilson]

Whats with all the cat fighting lately? lol

[Alex.]

im sure you'll know real violence bex before the week is out with posts like yours.

WTF?! This is getting silly now. Cuz you're kinda up agaisnt everyone!! So just stop making empty threats!:wtf:

[novabex]

but personality wise novabex is funny, witty and it sounding way more attractive than some stupid tart who's probably only fifteen and the closest she's got to a nova is the bonnet!

Gee thanks.

You just made me blush! Hahaha. lol

[General Baxter]

I'm an internet tough guy, I'm gonna batter you all,

FEAR ME

[novabex]

My dad is harder than your dad though baxter so I win.

[General Baxter]

iv got man boobs I WIN!

[draper]

I'm an internet tough guy, I'm gonna batter you all,

FEAR ME



c'mon then !!


:tumble:






lol

[novabex]

iv got man boobs I WIN!

I have girl boobs. I WIN MORE! :thumb: lol :cry:

[draper]

I have girl boobs. I WIN MORE! :thumb: lol :cry:

i second that !!

[srs1]

why dont people just leave this post alone and stop stiring it.

i think its more immature on both persons sides. the more people encoiurage the pair of them the more daft it gets.

as lisa said, she came on here to make friends etc.
and bex is just draging it out now.

for the reason of keeping the peace, dont reply daft stuff on this thread as it is pathetic on all acounts.

your supposed to be adults, the pair of you. not some silly schoolies.

[novabex]

srs1 you want a fight? I'm going to kick your head in. I work in security you know. I is well hard.

We can fight for charity if you like?

lol lol lol

[General Baxter]

ok we have had our fun, NOW STOP!

[novabex]

ok we have had our fun, NOW STOP!

HAMMER TIME!!!!

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/74/1f/207418-resized200.JPG

[hendrix]

etnies RULE!!! :D

[draper]

etnies RULE!!! :D

but its easy to say your the best at something if you dont have to prove it ! ;)

[novabex]

etnies RULE!!! :D

I have the pink and black ones. :thumb:

[hendrix]

class, cant beat etnies, although ive got osiris at the mo

[novabex]

I got some kustoms from spain a few months back.

http://www.kustomshoes.com/

Yet again pink and black. See a theme?

I love them but they are a size to big because they were the last ones in the shop and I had to have them!!! lol

[hendrix]

not bad not bad. get some DC's or Adio!!

[Lucky Luke!]

Anytime Bex! Funny and witty wins over arrogant and ****ish every time!
Etnies do rule although i'm currently on vans and airwalk, old skool!

[draper]

:wtf: searches for "girly shoe thread"

[hendrix]

good old airwalk, miss my old ones, proper old school.
get some macbeths tho they are kinda cool

[novabex]

They aren't really all that girly.... skating and riding shoes. :)

[draper]

no th eshoes arent, but talking about them is


"YOUR BARRED"

[Lucky Luke!]

they aint really are they, so that makes you either a skater or a rider?

[novabex]

Can't skate or ride for ****!! lol

I like the style and watching trials and bmx. My ex got me into it all. He used to be one of the best in the country for his age at downhill. :)

[Lucky Luke!]

Fair enough! just like the style then?

[draper]

Fair enough! just like the style then?

no, not girly at all is it bex lol

[novabex]

Men are allowed to have style to you know. ;)

[Lucky Luke!]

oops, i only read the top line! i used to bmx a few year back still have a ride every now and then

[Lucky Luke!]

I'm all for the skate style, as long as you dont own a union jack bikini like a certain miss mafia (stupid name) its all good!