Which would you rather have

[Matt2107]

Wings so you could fly or arms so you can drive???

Discuss?????????

[Mike]

wings, cheaper flights abroad to get out of this hell hole and teach myself how to drive using them.

Just like Hovis, best of both ehhh. lol

Why you ask anyway? Seen a pair of wings going cheap! let me know where yeah as i want lol lol

[Iain]

What an odd question. Wings for the reason posted above. :)

[Matt2107]

But there's lots of things you cant do with wings.

Squeeze boobies is one.

I was feeding the birds last night thinking what happens if they've got an itchy ****?

[Mike]

maybe there @rse's have evolved not to itch as they know they cant scratch them?

[db_1.2]

duhhh, they use tree's and the birdbath's grannys provide for them to rub there @ss up against

[draper]

WTF is this thread !!

id go with wings, just so i could join a freakshow - earn money and spend it on the nova (and false arms)

[Matt2107]

WTF is this thread !!

id go with wings, just so i could join a freakshow - earn money and spend it on the nova (and false arms)

Good one.. wouldnt it be awful if we had no left foot for the clutch.
Everyone would be driving automatic novas.

[Matt2107]

Also it'd be quite good if birds had massive bollocks.. they'd be able to balance on them and give there little legs a rest.

[draper]

what about 1 arm and 1 wing ??

do you ever think about the other birds (as in female humans) lol

[longeysgsi]

no arms mean no w@@ing then we would all be fooked every1 needs a gud w@@k now and again :D

[Timmy]

true, but if you had wing wouldn't it more of an Xmen style?

[bigbened]

id have hands because i couldnt be without my beloved nova driving that has goto be much more fun than flying

[Jack]

Wings would just get in the way tbh, one of the main elemants of man's evolution has been the opposable thumb! Thats why we're the ones with all the flash stuff whilst birds just flap about all day pooing on people.





...although, that could be fun too.

[Timmy]

poohing on people and car's bloody all over my once clean car :tard: :cry: lol

[draper]

poohing on people and car's bloody all over my once clean car :tard: :cry: lol









sorry, thats me

[Ash]

thinking about it, you would need huge wings to lift the average human body weight! look at eagles they have a huge wingspan and a small(ish) body. it would just be a nightmare. plus you couldnt eat, drink, drive - so you wouldnt last very long. lol

Ash

[LURCHIO_NOVA]

i would have wings for the reason above i could just fly around all day ****ting on cars! well to be more precise i mean clit's (saxo's)

sounds damn good too me!!

[valver500]

we aint ever going to have wings anyway so does it really matter?:confused:

[Matt2107]

Nah you can keep your wings.. there's lots of things you can do with hands.